The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

More Yeager ...

Less Rookie...



That works for me.

 

[nhwrecker]

Don't save, it, dickwad; drink it fresh. Or better yet, put it up on Criaglist and sell it to some undercover cops.

I just heard about this. Gotta love the part about "during an undercover sting operation.....".

VT is so poor that they want the extra tax on $300 worth of beer.....

Wonder how much the sting operation cost, and how many times they kept going back to her for cases of beer before they finally arrested her.

Of course, it's great pub for Alchemist. Now they'll never re-open the store at the factory, with the demand going up again.

 

[yeager1977]

More Yeager ... Less Rookie... That works for me.

Wow you are a different man in the day shift

 

[Melana]

Wow you are a different man in the day shift

You mean he's not Paul?

 

[paulthenurse]

I am Paul

I am I am

I'm Paul I am I am

I do not line that Rookie man

But I do like green eggs and ham

Join me for some beer, oh man

And we can eat green eggs and ham

No blueberries from a can.

To go upon green eggs and ham

I am Paul I am I am

I am I am

I'm Paul I am

 

[yeager1977]

Pathetic. Just pathetic

 

[Melana]

I am Paul

I am I am

I'm Paul I am I am

I do not line that Rookie man

But I do like green eggs and ham

Join me for some beer, oh man

And we can eat green eggs and ham

No blueberries from a can.

To go upon green eggs and ham

I am Paul I am I am

I am I am

I'm Paul I am

Awesome!

 

[the_bird]

Paul he is, that's what I heard
But me, myself? I am the_Bird
I am the_Bird, I like to sin
I like to sin at The Big Bog Inn
The Big Bog Inn, in Norton Town
With beer that tastes of wet, wet ground
The beer may taste like cold swampland
But it's quite a bit better than
A barrel of something that I heard
Is fifty gallons of vinegar

 

[Cape Brewing]

You all need a swift punch in the dick

 

[yeager1977]

You all need a swift punch in the dick

Like the one I gave you at U4?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea what that means

 

[Melana]

You all need a swift punch in the dick

Try again.

 

[yeager1977]

I have no idea what that means

Wow you must have been really drunk not to remember.

 

[Melana]

Wow you must have been really drunk not to remember.

Tell the truth... Was getting that close to Cape the highlight of your year?

 

[the_bird]

...Cape you see, he threw a snit
For his sense of humor was too small to fit..

 

[yeager1977]

No. He deserved it. He was going around hitting everyone there in the balls. I just happened to get him good.

 

[Melana]

...Cape you see, he threw a snit
For his sense of humor was too small to fit..

Just his sense of humor?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow you must have been really drunk not to remember.

I remember you trying to punch a bunch of guys in the dick... using the back of your throat..... and then your crying in shame after being rejected a dozen times.

 

[the_bird]

Like the one I gave you at U4?

Just because your fist was involved, doesn't make it a punch.

 

[Melana]

No. He deserved it. He was going around hitting everyone there in the balls. I just happened to get him good.

Rumor mill has it Cape is into that sort of banter...

 

[yeager1977]

I remember you trying to punch a bunch of guys in the dick... using the back of your throat..... and then your crying in shame after being rejected a dozen times.

If that's what you remember you just proved my point. You were way to drunk and hallucinating

 

[yeager1977]

Just because your fist was involved, doesn't make it a punch.

Nice. I have no response. That was classic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Rumor mill has it Cape is into that sort of banter...

.... I think Yeager is mixing fantasies and reality again

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just because your fist was involved, doesn't make it a punch.

Hey don't knock it. He has those girly soft effeminate hands.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager said one day to Cape,
If I say no that makes it rape
So if you try to punch my cock
I'll call the police, you'll be in the dock
You'll have to take the witness stand
And tell the judge why you cock punched a man

And Cape looked back at the little boy
And said "You're married to a blow up toy"
No one believes a word you say
And it's not just because you're gay
So tell your story, knucklehead
And I will punch you in the head
Not the one atop your shoulders
The tiny one with tiny boulders

 

[yeager1977]

Can we please go back to making fun of rookie? He atleast deserves the abuse

 

[paulthenurse]

We're mean to Chris
We make him cry

See all the tears
From his eyes

He wants up to go back to Rookie
A d smack him with the dope slap nookie

Since on the 'net you can't throw rocks
Lets put them both In a penalty box

 

[Melana]

.... I think Yeager is mixing fantasies and reality again

I hear that's all he is getting these days so maybe we should cut him some slack.

 

[paulthenurse]

Heading over to TWB. Anyone else?

 

[Melana]

Heading over to TWB. Anyone else?

Was there last night with Yeager and Will.