The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Do you know why the Navy takes Marines to sea with them?

 

[day_trippr]

<crickets>

 

[Cape Brewing]

So they can practice blowing guys and finally win the "who gives the best head" competition against the Coast Guard?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I admit... I'm guessing

 

[the_bird]

I don't know, I don't care, but I'm guessing the punchline involves "seamen."

 

[DakotaRules]

I don't know, I don't care, but I'm guessing the punchline involves "seamen."

Nodding in agreement.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sheep would be obvious.

 

[William625]

Nah... This is stupid. I'm going back to nuking the U thread. I think it bugs yeager.

 

[yeager1977]

Fu

 

[paulthenurse]

New guy slamming Yeager! That's gotta be a record. From "Hi, my name is... " to busting Yeagers's sack all within 7 posts.

I applaud you, sir!

 

[j1laskey]

Wow...I felt like I was the new guy here, earning a little street cred....he just b*tch slapped away from me...well done!

 

[paulthenurse]

Get a grip on yourself, lad. Taking candy from a baby doesn't make you a mastermind thief and bitch slapping Yeager doesn't give you 'street cred.'

Street cred for bitch slappin' Yeager? That's some mad scary crib of yours, Dog. Yo.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thats like bangin a dead hooker and bragging about how good you are at picking up women.


(Ding ding ding!!!!! That was a successful work-in of "dead-hooker"!!!)

(Taking a bow)

 

[paulthenurse]

(Taking a bow)

You sure seem to be doing a lot of that these days.

 

[yeager1977]

Bowing and getting on his knees are not the same thing

 

[paulthenurse]

There is a decided lack of participation on this thread over the weekends. If it wasn't such a ridiculous assumption someone might think some of you f-tards just sit in here while you're supposed to be working and go away to lives and families on the weekend.

 

[the_bird]

I thought you were spending your weekends out on the water? What happened, you run out of money for gas?

 

[paulthenurse]

Work.


The curse of the drinking class.

 

[bluemoose]

Lobstersawus in the back yard from the kitchen window.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lobstersawus in the back yard from the kitchen window.

Pretty close. Here she is in the back yard from the ****house window...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Poor DuckSauce... just sitting there...

 

[DakotaRules]

Poor DuckSauce... just sitting there...

Ha! That's funny!

Paul, my wife didn't go for the name change for college tuition.

 

[bob1852]

Poor DuckSauce... just sitting there...

And the next brew at the BogWater was born...

 

[the_bird]

It's got to be convenient, though. I mean, if I want to look up my retirement accounts, I've got to log into my computer and put in my password and all that. Paulie just needs to look out the window to see what remains of his 401(k).

Paulie, one word of advice. When your little mid-life crisis here bleeds the last dime from your checking account and the bank repo's your house, I would *not* recommend sleeping in the boat; people might think you're a terrorist.

 

[yeager1977]

And the next brew at the BogWater was born...

Yeah they will put their own spin on it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Laugh it up biatches...

Fully brewery-funded expansion likely comin' soon... That's right... cash money rollin' in, bustin' out walls, and makin' more beahs...

While Ducksauce sits collecting pollen... as Paulie's cash get lit on fire in little bunches.

 

[paulthenurse]

While we've had a half dozen sea trials, including a quick dive trip to Outer Brewster that resulted in a mere half dozen bugs, the official start of the season is this weekend. I've been busy, built a bench for three to gear up on, built a mount for a 6' dive flag, and got the name on her.

Laugh all you want, biatches. I'm writing down names and will remember who laughed when its 100 degrees this summer.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Sounds safe. Head straight out to Jeffrey's Ledge.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, we saw the super fantastic bench already.

Remember?

"Oh, I banged four pieces of wood together and whammo! A bench! It holds three divers and six tanks"

Then I responded, "or half a Paul". Remember? Old age is a btch huh?

1) if when it hits 100 degrees I'll jump in the pool, not suck deisel fuel for an hour as that thing chugs along at half a knot.
And 2) who did the name on the boat for you?? What did they use? A sharpie?

 

[bob1852]

While we've had a half dozen sea trials, including a quick dive trip to Outer Brewster that resulted in a mere half dozen bugs, the official start of the season is this weekend. I've been busy, built a bench for three to gear up on, built a mount for a 6' dive flag, and got the name on her.

Laugh all you want, biatches. I'm writing down names and will remember who laughed when its 100 degrees this summer.

I'm no economist, but I'm pretty sure six lobsters at a time aren't gonna return much on that investment over time.