The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

I tried selling the naming rights to my first-born. Probably just as well than the_Wife vetoed the plan, or my dear daughter would be known as "Comerica Park".

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... that would be better than what she'll eventually be known as... Just sayin

 

[paulthenurse]

.... that would be better than what she'll eventually be known as... Just sayin

Boooooo. Not nice.

 

[the_bird]

What, "Doctor_Bird"? That's got a good ring to it, I think.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh c'mon!!!

Its a Joke!! That was a softball underhand pitch... C'mon, you want me to step back out of the box on that one??

 

[Cape Brewing]

What, "Doctor_Bird"? That's got a good ring to it, I think.

See??? THANK you Bird.

(Starting the slow clap)

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok. You get a mulligan. Still need more guesses re: Spawn O'Dakota or else Rick is going to win with 'Notpaul.'

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Kaiser Malt.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can I get two guesses???

I'm going with either "North" or "South"

 

[the_bird]

I'm guessing the kid gets named after his (presumed) father. "****head Jr."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Kaiser Malt.

classic

 

[Cape Brewing]

Alright, alright... scratch "north" and "south"

I am going with either "Destiny" or "Sha'meekwa"

 

[paulthenurse]

Alright, alright... scratch "north" and "south"

I am going with either "Destiny" or "Sha'meekwa"

Destiny would be fine if it were a girl and grew up to be a stripper.

And it's Sha'meequa, your spelling sux.

 

[paulthenurse]

Built and installed a bench today. Will hold three divers gearing up and seven tanks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's the French spelling. I was going with the American spelling.

Fairly certain it can be spelled in a number of ways.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Built and installed a bench today. Will hold three divers gearing up and seven tanks.

Or half a Paul

 

[Cape Brewing]

So have you actually had the Duck Sauce out on the water yet??

 

[the_bird]

Didn't it get flash-banged?

Or no, I'm confused. That's what Dakota did to his wife.

 

[paulthenurse]

So have you actually had the Duck Sauce out on the water yet??

Apparently you're forgetting me calling you at work and telling you that if you walked three blocks down the hill to Rowe's Wharf I'd show you this view of the harbor. Your reply was something about not having your water Winfs handy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I just told you that... I was already out on a nicer boat and didn't want you to feel bad.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're funny.

 

[DakotaRules]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

 

[Melana]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

Congrats

 

[paulthenurse]

Rory's stupid. You should have gone with Fuggles. Way better.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lobstersaurus would have it all over Sha'neequa. Imagine the first day of school! How f'ing cool!!!!!



If you name the kid Lobstersaurus I swear to god I'll pay for his college.

 

[yeager1977]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

Congrats!

 

[DakotaRules]

Congrats

Congrats!

Thank you!

 

[DakotaRules]

Lobstersaurus would have it all over Sha'neequa. Imagine the first day of school! How f'ing cool!!!!!

If you name the kid Lobstersaurus I swear to god I'll pay for his college.

Paul your going to school now, last thing you need is another college tuition payment.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't worry about that. You change the kid's name to Lobstersawus and it is a done deal. Four years tuition with room and board at a school to be named later.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I tried going through hops and malt names and she didn't go for it, tetnag and halletauer just didn't roll off the tongue.

We settled on Rory Michael. He was born 5/10.

So I won my buck back!

Congratulations on the new brewer!!