The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

You named your son after a "Gilmore Girls" character?

Congrats, BTW!

 

[paulthenurse]

And you know the names of the charectors of a TV show called "The Gilmore Girls?"

I'm so embarrassed for you.

 

[DakotaRules]

You named your son after a "Gilmore Girls" character?

Congrats, BTW!

What's Gilmore girls?!?

 

[paulthenurse]

It's a show for prepubescent girls that Bird watches.

 

[yeager1977]

It's a show for prepubescent girls that Bird watches.

With Comcast?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey... congrat Dakota!! Awesome news! Glad everyone is safe and happy.

Prepare for Phase Two of your life to begin. Phase One just ended.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, all those things you thought you might want to do someday, like open a brewery or buy a boat? Yup, forget about them.



Wait... What?


Ok well, you're still done with uninterrupted toilet time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(eyeroll)

I didn't freakin' say his life was over... I was simply saying it has now changed... forever.


... and I don't think that is an incorrect statement.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nope. It's nowhere near over, and it us irrevocably changed. Pretty f'ing cool, actually. And it's a boy, so he won't need to watch the Gilmore Girls with him, unlike you know who.

 

[paulthenurse]

Driving through Norton the other day after spending g the morning with my daughter. Needed a beer or twelve. Stopped at Trinity, THE place in the greater Taunton metropolitan area to score a cold Bog Water. (And while it is in fact the ONLY place to do so I don't really think that matters TOO much.)

Had a Stinger with lunch... didn't suck. Had a second... didn't suck.

Wasn't 'orgasmic' as one of its brewers claimed. (You can probably guess which one.) But it didn't suck. Next time I'm lost in Norton and wicked thirsty and exasperated I might just stop there again. But probably not.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Buy a bottle fresh from the brewery. Its bettah

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I was driving north past Norton after playing 36 at Pinehills in Plymouth on Saturday. Thought about it but just kept on driving.

 

[DakotaRules]

Hey... congrat Dakota!! Awesome news! Glad everyone is safe and happy.

Prepare for Phase Two of your life to begin. Phase One just ended.

Thanks Brian! Congrats on the brewery! We need to have a beer sometime and catch up.

 

[day_trippr]

I was driving north past Norton after playing 36 at Pinehills in Plymouth on Saturday. Thought about it but just kept on driving.

Wow. That's cold...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

[quotee Brewing;5194687]Buy a bottle fresh from the brewery. Its bettah[/quote]

I would if they were ever open. You would think a business trying to sell its product would have business hours conducive to doing business. How much could it cost to hire some hairbrained, big tittied coed from down the street to.stand there in a Shooters rip off costume and give away the house to her friends?




.

 

[yeager1977]

Buy a bottle fresh from the brewery. Its bettah

More of that fresh honey taste?

 

[day_trippr]

[...]How much could it cost to hire some hairbrained, big tittied coed from down the street to.stand there in a Shooters rip off costume and give away the house to her friends?

Ah....to dream the improbable dream...

Speaking of which, this RIIS is kicking my a$$.
I'll dream of "Shooters" babes...

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Thanks Brian! Congrats on the brewery! We need to have a beer sometime and catch up.

Wait! What? Brian went pro?

 

[yeager1977]

Wait! What? Brian went pro?

I know right who knew? He hasn't bragged about it for the last year or anything.... Hell he hasnt even started a thread bragging about it......

 

[Cape Brewing]

I know right who knew? He hasn't bragged about it for the last year or anything.... Hell he hasnt even started a thread bragging about it......

whoa whoa... no! That is inaccurate. I totally did!

 

[paulthenurse]

You are Fuller and the 'brewery' is a Baltic porter. We've heard.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Made my way out to Worcester to relive the 90's soundgarden sounds amazing.

 

[yeager1977]

Made my way out to Worcester to relive the 90's soundgarden sounds amazing.

Kinda wish a black hole sun sucked you in never to return.

 

[paulthenurse]

And people chuckle cause I'm one of Jerry's kids. The Dead might be mostly, well, dead, but when they were alive they were great.

 

[paulthenurse]

Smoked salt.



I would knock an old lady down to get to that stuff. It's that good!

Not my mother.

Cape's mother! Sure. I haven't seen that ****** since she and little Cape hopped on that camel and headed off out of both my life and the Gobi Desert . I'd knock her down in a NY second just for practice.

But smoked salt? F'ing A, that's good sheet.

 

[the_bird]

Well, I'm boned.

The_Wife is flying out of the country this afternoon, heading over to Italy without me so she can go to some translation school (and to smoke some weed with her brother in Amsterdam).

So, I'm doing the single-parent thing for the next two and a half weeks. Ugh.

I told her, all I've got to do is throw away half my paycheck and it's like a trial run for being divorced. She wasn't amused.

 

[j1laskey]

And people chuckle cause I'm one of Jerry's kids. The Dead might be mostly, well, dead, but when they were alive they were great.

My money is on Bobby to be the next to go.... Mickey is in Boston at the Paradise on Sunday.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't talk like that. It makes me sad.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bird, she's got no intention of ever finishing that dissertation. Why should she?

"Ya, I need to go to Italy to learn the nuances of 14th century Florence dialects. You and the kids aren't coming. And I'm spending five stoned days in Amsterdam on the way hone. Oh BTW, I cleaned out the checking account, put some money in there or the check I wrote for these five pairs of new shoes bounces."

"Uh. Ok. Hey when you get back I'd like to go out to Boston to spend an afternoon on PTN's boat."

"Are you out if your mind? We can't afford that. Gas is $3.50/gallon!"

"Oh right. What was I thinking?"

 

[the_bird]

She better get done soon - I'm looking to start an MBA in about fifteen months!

EDIT: Also, spending afternoon stuck with you, miles out on the ocean... nah, think I'll pass.