The "Dear" , "Sincerely" thread

[Fedora]

Dear Max,

You killed the thread with talk of motorcycle wrecks and beer. You have achieved the rank of Thread Killa, with honors.

I salute you, Sir.

Sincerely,

Not Worthy

 

[SleepyCreekBrews]

Dear Rock Star wannabes,
You are annoying to those of us who are.
Sincerely,
the Real Rock Stars
:rockin:

 

[seatazzz]

Dear Husband (HWMOM),

Have loads of fun in Vegas this weekend at the bachelor party....I promise I won't spend TOO much at the LHBS....Really!

Sincerely, Wife who will brew TWO back to back AG batches this weekend on the brand new propane burner she got yesterday...

 

[marckw]

Dear Kindergarten Teacher,

Why do we never play the name game with my name?

Sincerely,
Chuck

 

[kirbcheck]

Dear Son,

I get it. It's tough to be an over-tired teething toddler. Especially when your last tooth is a molar.

But go to sleep. I'm tired, you're you're, the dog's tired. Give mommy and daddy a night off. We promise, we won't use it to get started on number three.

We just want sleep.

Sincerely,


Over tired dad of two

 

[BentBrewer]

Dear At&T,
Thank you for your amazing customer service, taking a mere 4 weeks to get a cell phone we could have acquired through say.... Best Buy on one day.
4 weeks ago, we ordered a second phone for our new business.
After two weeks, I convinced the business owner to call, and ask about the status of the phone. You said the order hadn't gone through.
So we ordered it again.
Two days later, said business owner called to check status, and found out he needed to confirm said order via e-mail. An e-mail he never received.
Today, a good week later, we came back from an all day meeting, to find a beat up box, in front of the gate, with an $800 phone inside. SIM card not even installed.
Your customer service, is second to none. And I really mean that.
Thanks AT&T!

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Dear 2016, enough already! You started out sucking ass & you've done nothing but go downhill from there. I don't expect perfection, but this is bull$it! STOP IT!
Sincerely, Me.

 

[Newsman]

Dear co-workers in other departments:
Thank you SO much for rejecting that order just because I hadn't completed the last step before submitting my request. I REALLY wanted to go through the whole mess again just because you wanted to be an ass!
Sincerely,
All the Responsibility, none of the authority!

 

[bill402]

Dear Son,

I get it. It's tough to be an over-tired teething toddler. Especially when your last tooth is a molar.

But go to sleep. I'm tired, you're you're, the dog's tired. Give mommy and daddy a night off. We promise, we won't use it to get started on number three.

We just want sleep.

Sincerely,


Over tired dad of two

This.

 

[Fedora]

Dear Dear sincerely thread,

I hope you come back in 2017.

Sincerely,
You were awesome.

 

[skraeling]

Dear fellow drivers of Missouri,

Stop using your highbeams, it is not that freaking dark here anywhere within 50miles of the city. My car is low the ground and im tired of being ****ing blinded by your HID's... with extra H. Eat dicks.

Sincerely,
Everyone else who knows what high beams are for

 

[Fedora]

Eat *dicks.

Dear skraeling,

*kittens

Sincerely,

Yooper

 

[Fedora]

Dear Da Yooper,

I love you.

Sincerely,
Hat

 

[Fedora]

Dear, passedpawn

I love you, too.

Sincerely,
Totally platonic

 

[soccerdad]

Dear kitten eaters -. You have no soul. Sincerely, ASPCA

 

[Fedora]

Dear ASPCA,

Please turn Sarah McLoughlin into dog food.

Sincerely,
It's what she wants

 

[slym2none]

Dear Hat,

I'll be glad to take S.M. off of your hands any day.

Sincerely, She Works For Me

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Dear stoned, 70's architects: What made you think putting the furnace & water heater in a pit underneath the house, accessible only through a trapdoor in the closet was a good idea? You suck ass & swallow!
Sincerely, someone who has had it up to here with stupid $hit.

 

[Dan]

Dear Gratus,
You must understand the 70's were filled with intrusive flying zebras and butterflies, both of which love heat and hot water. Therefore those commodities needed to be isolated. I bet you don't have a problem with flying zebras and butterflies in your utility cave today. You're welcome! ...Stoned Architect? Hemph!!

 

[seatazzz]

Dear DIPA attempt #2,

I swear I did everything right. Mash temp, perfect. Sanitation, exemplary. Gave you a great place to let your yeasties do their wild thing. WHY YOU GO BANDAIDY & SOUR ON ME????

Sincerely, tired of every other brew being a dumper.

 

[Kent88]

Dear thread participants,

I've got two words for you:

Come on.

Sincerely,
Dude who could use a laugh right now

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Dear adults buying out all the baby wipes @ Costco,
I will gladly trade a pack of TP for pack of wipes.
Sincerely,
Not ready to potty train triplets...

 

[Jayjay1976]

Dear Nachos,

Why you haunt my dreams?

Sincerely,
Out of Cheese

 

[seatazzz]

Dear dear, sincerely, thread,

Oh how we've missed you. Thanks to the unknown who resurrected you.

Sincerely, bored as ***k at work

 

[BruceH]

Dear subwoofers,

Please stop penetrating my walls and booming.

Sincerely,

Middle aged adult.

 

[seatazzz]

Dear annoying german-engineered automobile,

Please magically stop leaking oil and throwing random CEL codes so I can go back to spending my weekends with beer.

Sincerely, tired of black fingernails and aching back

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Dear SWMBO,
Stop adding to the to do list.

Just because I am chrushing it during this week's staycation, you don't need to find a new thing to add to list everytime I cross one off.

I am allowed to finish a honey-do list and then relax for a day!

Sincerely,
Yes dear....

 

[seatazzz]

Dear Husband,

I love when you buy me (okay, US) presents.

Sincerely, about to blow up nintendo.com with old school games for nintendo switch lite since we can't go anywhere

 

[seatazzz]

gonna keep this going.

Dear Tired of Every Other Beer being a Dumper,

You figured it out with lots of help from HBT.

Sincerely, enjoying a truly spectacular DIPA that turned out great because I learned a lot from HBT.

 

[BruceH]

Dear Haggen,

Thank you for selling 12 half liter cans of Carlsberg for $15.

Sincerely,
Me when my pipeline isn't full.

 

[jschein]

Dear Old Threads

Thank you for resurrecting yourselves, I keep looking at old member posts and remember my interactions with them. Especially the Centennial Blond thread, I need to brew that one again!! Nice to see Biermuncher on!

Sincerely,
Jschein

 

[doug293cz]

Dear "Yes dear....,"

It doesn't work that way.

Sincerely,
The Universe

 

[bracconiere]

Dear bean farmers,

thanks for keeping me alive while i drink all day....

Sincerely,

glad i had an extra pound of lentils, to make more noodles with! (first attempt was hand cut and stuck together )

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Dear universe,
No need to remind me.

Sincerely,

 

[jschein]

Dear brocconiere,
please turn those lentils into a 20 proof easy to drink brew

sincerely
JW

 

[BruceH]

Thank you streaming tv,

You let me watch the same programs over and over when I'm drinking. Much the same as I like to listen to albums I've heard many times before.

Sincerely,

Day drinking social distancing.

 

[BruceH]

Dear Ancient Aliens,

Thank you for showing me real archaeology I never would of seen had I not watched your show while tuning out the crazy parts.

Sincerely,

Fan of history and archaeology.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Dear "stay at home (shelter) orders",
Damn you ease up a bit soon and let us get out our homes more.

Sincerely,
Our livers...

 

[bracconiere]

Dear liver,

I'm glad my brain knows how to give you the nutrients to handle your chemistry work...

Sincerely,

USDA nutrient db....

 

[seatazzz]

Dear boneless pork ribs I started in the instant pot and are now in the oven,

GET IN MAH BELLY!!

Sincerely, the smell is driving me, the husband, and the dogs insane