Terms for drunk...

[Beermaker]

fit shassed

 

[The Happy Mug]

I'm curious Happy Mug, do you always recognize the voice?

You know, everybody wonders about their voice on a machine, and I'm not quite sure that I sound like that. It must be some sort of weird time-warp thing. Uh, well, that doesn't involve crossdressing and dancing and stuff like that.

Now, if I could only figure out how to talk back in time. My life would be so much easier, because I could fix my mistakes before I make them.

"Hey, this is me. Don't speed through I-70 near the I-76 interchange tonight. You'll get a ticket."

Then, I don't speed through there. I don't get the ticket. Later that day, I don't call myself up and tell myself not to speed through there, because I never got a ticket. My future self no longer needs to warn my past self.

Then, since the past me was never warned, I speed through there, and get a ticket. Later that day, I warn myself not to speed through there because I'll get a ticket. But.....

...head...spinning...

I'll stick to directing the actions of my future, thank you.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

druck

 

[EdWort]

Pissed, Sodded, Besoffen, Geladen, Grosse Sauferei!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

¡Borracho!

 

[NJTomatoguy]

Dialed in.

 

[barely]

It may be a Maine thing, but :

Tonight, I'm gonna get right f***in sideways!

 

[Brew Runner]

One I use personally that came to mind is "sh_t canned". Kind of a variant of "sh_t-faced" and "trashed" I suppose.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

In the bag, trashed, wasted, sh*t-faced, f*cked-up, crocked, sloshed, 3 sheets to the wind, hammered, hangin' with Kennedy... Which leads to "shakin' hands with Nixon" You know, "tricky DICK" draining the dragon; oh wait, that's a whole 'nother thread.

 

[hoss75]

I like '3 sheets to the wind' or 'feeling pretty good about myself'.

 

[Big10Seaner]

Shellacked

 

[Short Drive]

In tune with my inner beer.

 

[DrunkTrucker]

I like to call it finding my happy place.

 

[eschatz]

schnockered, boracho, ugly, stupid, 88 miles per awesome (thats when the flux-capacitor kicks in and I time travel)


yes, i measure my drunkedness in miles per awesome!

 

[scarfaceshim]

****ed, done, dead ****ty, fudged up,

 

[CreamyGoodness]

A friend of ours, whose name is Ken, on one occassion uttered "cleanup on aisle Ken" before passing out.

Fu-schickened, fool-schnickened, errant, and a favorite specialty utterance is when a woman falls off a barstool (hopefully without hurting herself) look to her partner and say cheerfully "she's ready now!"

 

[andysim]

Moellered (as in the ex Michigan football coach Gary Moeller)

http://articles.latimes.com/1995-05-05/sports/sp-62736_1_michigan-football-coach

 

[starrfish]

"fits chased" that one came from high school, friend said it in that condition.

 

[PJM]

Getting Moellered... efin classic!!! Love that.

 

[CGVT]

In a coma. Loaded. Juiced. Shnockered.

 

[CGVT]

Cooter Brown on a Saturday night.

 

[andysim]

Getting Moellered... efin classic!!! Love that.

Not mine.......Jim Rome show

 

[PJM]

Getting peeled...

 

[Chamuco]

Man I'm Schlitz'd...

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Lit.
Lit like a Christmas Tree.
Stupid.
Having a Nose Full, or a Snoot Full.

 

[jonmohno]

bewilderjesus'd? even crackerjacked. buttthonged and blue. what?! Did i make those up? They came straight from my arse. er uhh?

 

[JeffoC6]

Tittycocked

 

[thodson2010]

deerunk. a favorite after a drunken text.

Also Shmamered. A slurred hammered.

 

[Wus67]

This thread has been around for six and a half years and no one posted the ever popular "plowed"

 

[JoeyChopps]

My fav drunk term is when u have to puke I say I'm "calling the dinosaurs"