Mine usually goes like this:
Brain: Beer.
Me: Ok.
Brain: Drink it.
Me: But I've had enough.
Brain: I know, but drink it.
Me: Ok.
Oh the buildup was intense.Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.
This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.
The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.
The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo
That's what she said.Oh the buildup was intense.
How are the movies *The Titanic* and *The Sixth Sense* alike?
Icy dead people
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches.
It doesn't make sandwiches. It just craps all over the kitchen floor.
This one might have already been done but I'm not going to read thirty pages.
How did Helen Keller go crazy?
She tried to read a stucco wall.
The sort of inappropriate jokes I grew up with.
I'd have to look. I get her and Anne Frank mixed up.wasn't helen keller born before the 60's?
Didn't stop me from poking fun though, did it?
I'm right there with you.well i can see AND hear, and still sound stupid
I'm right there with you.
maybe you've had COVID for a really, really, really, really long time and had it even before it was common. Maybe you're patient zero????i don't have a sense of taste though
Are you friends with some monkeys with questionable behavior?
You and me both. I said the only thing I could think of, something I currently experience.oh, so now you're going to insult the people i talk to!
Don't pay them!How do you make a hormone?
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