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I wasnt sure what the whole smurf thing meant so i googled....

edit. thats a little too crude to post

Laughing so hard.... not sure which one you all meant.
 
Not sure what threads your reading, but I rarely see that on here.

Personally I like using them with a cigarette and a glass of Bourbon in my hand.....makes me feel old school like Sinatra:rockin:
 
Just found this image... :D Don't smurf around with THEM... :eek:

Gangsta_Smurfs.jpg
 
Ohhhhh Fuuuuudge,,,,,,,,,,, One of my favorite lines from "The Christmas Story". Without it, the movie wouldn't have been the same.
 
Packages?! Why were you looking at their packages bro?

Oh I don't look for them. When packages are so prominent that they appear to be looking for me, I get the smurf out of there.

I am comfortable in my man-hood.

Smurfed enough hot women to be comfortable, never come close to any sexual contact with a man, much less smurfing one.

If some guy's package is in my face, I am NOT gonna pretend not to see it.

Either they will get the smurf out, or I will.
 
I think it would be kinda funny if this forum filtered out the word, "Budweiser"


Hey Buddy... Budweiser is the King of Beers. Says so right on the can. You can't smurfing top that...King of Beers.
 
I'd like to purpose a forum-wide rule that the f-bomb be replaced by 'smurf' in all existing and future threads. It will allow people to swear with impunity, and drive new members nuts for a while until they figure it out.


If you don't agree, go smurf yourselves. (See how nicely that works?).:)
 
I'd like to purpose a forum-wide rule that the f-bomb be replaced by 'smurf' in all existing and future threads. It will allow people to swear with impunity, and drive new members nuts for a while until they figure it out.


If you don't agree, go smurf yourselves. (See how nicely that works?).:)

You could also use 'flocc' since it's also short for flocculation, which is a normal yeast process. :D

Go flocc off. :D
 
Does it make you feel like a big man? Try using a different adjective and quit hiding behind the "F"bombs. It shows how insecure you are.


Since I have yet to reply directly to the point...

No, for the most part, I don't think it's a "big man" complex.

I lose track of all the times I've been out at the typical chain restaurant or wherever and there's a table of younger guys, typically, having some relatively inert conversation but every other word is how f-ing great this or that is, or how f-ing cool this or that is, or whatever. I honestly think they don't even realize every other word has some form of f-ck in it.

Don't really care if it's happening when it's me and the guys, but when I'm out with grandma or the almost-grandkids or whatever, yeah, I don't like it either even though there is usually no nefarious intent.
 
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