Stomach upset from homebrew.

[zippyclown]

Dear god I just puked thrice while reading this thread.

zc

 

[BrewingTravisty]

Dear god I just puked thrice while reading this thread.

zc

It's alright. This thread is doctor recommended as a system cleanser. On multiple different levels.

 

[PlexVector]

Just grind 1 pound of 2 row in a vitamix with half a pound of brown sugar, add a liter of water, grind until 155F, let it sit until it cools back to room temp, pitch a pack of muntons dry, leave the lid cracked for a couple of days, then blend it all up again and enjoy your hard smoothie, adding fruit of choice if so desired. Perhaps some banana for that Belgian esqueness.

I was wondering what the next innovation in homebrewing was going to be...

You don't need to do a stepped mash...the blades help the enzymes chop up some of those long starch chains.


Also; Looks like a recipe for "hard" steel cut oats for breakfast! Just saying...

 

[BrewingTravisty]

I was wondering what the next innovation in homebrewing was going to be...

You don't need to do a stepped mash...the blades help the enzymes chop up some of those long starch chains.


Also; Looks like a recipe for "hard" steel cut oats for breakfast! Just saying...

Best part of waking up! Is "Hard" steel cut oats in your cup!


Doesn't quite have the same ring to it as Folgers.

 

[soccerdad]

I used to drink martinis made from cheap homemade vodka - I would get violently ill. Like deathbed sick. Then I realized that the olives were bad. Once I ditched those everything was fine .. but I don't see too well anymore. I think that was lasting effect from bad olives.

 

[Jim311]

To call you a functional alcoholic may be a bit of a stretch.

 

[MaxStout]

Remember kids, it's not real hootch unless it's made in the right vessel.

Oh look! This one has a secondary!

 

[BrewingTravisty]

Remember kids, it's not real hootch unless it's made in the right vessel.

Oh look! This one has a secondary!

That's the exact model I have for fermentation! The thing I like about it best is that you can use it for multiple purposes when you're not brewing! Personally I think it makes a great DIY crock pot.


Or is the word crack what I'm looking for? Eh which ever.

 

[slym2none]

I'd sit on that sucker the opposite way & shave while I, er... did some business.

 

[hunter_le five]

I'd sit on that sucker the opposite way & shave while I, er... did some business.

Congration, ya bastard.

 

[passedpawn]

Remember kids, it's not real hootch unless it's made in the right vessel.

Oh look! This one has a secondary!

Put a shower head on top of that and I think I used one in Japan. Srsly.

 

[passedpawn]

I get stomach upset from my really simple home brew. It really is a beginners home brew. I had brew that smells like garbage that I had to pour out. What I am concerned about is decent tasting home brew that well lets not get into details messes with your bowl movements. Buddy at the home brew store said, if it is contaminated it will taste so rotten you will not likely drink it and I had that a couple of times. This stuff however tastes great but still you know. I have very little equipment at the moment, it's just extract brewing. Can I expect this kinda results from all grain brew that I keg as well? What I am talking about is good taste but you might need a couple of hours to get rid of unpleasant bowl experiences.

It's probably caused by yeast, not any kind of beer infection. If you bottle, try putting the bottles in the fridge for at least a few days (or more) before serving. When pouring, pour carefully to leave the yeast sediment on the bottom of the bottle. If possible, cold crash your fermentor and use gelatin to leave as much of the yeast as possible in the bottom of the fermentor, and not your bottles. Don't worry, they will still carb fine.

Also, poor attenuation can leave a lot of sugars in your beer, which in turn can cause your issues. If you're brewing with kits, they might not have the best yeast. Try fermenting with known good yeasts (e.g., US-05 dry yeast). Kit yeasts are sometimes subpar (!).

 

[slym2none]

Congration, ya bastard.

Thanks! Now, to find someone who kegs to give it to...

 

[Fedora]

Congration, ya bastard.

I call shenanigans. A free membership upgrade then wins the next giveaway that is open to paid members only???

Something is afoot here. Passed, I demand a thorough investigation.

 

[andrewmaixner]

It's probably caused by yeast, not any kind of beer infection. If you bottle, try putting the bottles in the fridge for at least a few days (or more) before serving. When pouring, pour carefully to leave the yeast sediment on the bottom of the bottle. If possible, cold crash your fermentor and use gelatin to leave as much of the yeast as possible in the bottom of the fermentor, and not your bottles. Don't worry, they will still carb fine.

Also, poor attenuation can leave a lot of sugars in your beer, which in turn can cause your issues. If you're brewing with kits, they might not have the best yeast. Try fermenting with known good yeasts (e.g., US-05 dry yeast). Kit yeasts are sometimes subpar (!).

Welcome! Did you read the thread? Either you got trolled, or you are meta-trolling ...

 

[Fedora]

Welcome! Did you read the thread? Either you got trolled, or you are meta-trolling ...

Or maybe he's trying to keep the thread on topic, which is his job.

Of course I'm not making his job any easier.

 

[slym2none]

I call shenanigans. A free membership upgrade then wins the next giveaway that is open to paid members only???

Something is afoot here. Passed, I demand a thorough investigation.

I will be glad to give this up...

 

[Fedora]

I will be glad to give this up...

I would say send them to me but I really have no use for them.

 

[slym2none]

I enter in anything I can that gives something away for free, as I know I'll never win.

 

[passedpawn]

Welcome! Did you read the thread? Either you got trolled, or you are meta-trolling ...

I'm a meta-troll - you caught me! (what's a meta-troll?)

I skimmed and missed the "drinking out of the carboy" post. Woops. Funny thing is, I've been in this thread before, back when it was started. Derp.

 

[Fedora]

I enter in anything I can that gives something away for free, as I know I'll never win.

Now I've won something that I can't even use, and I might make someone else that could use it unhappy...



I was going to give it to someone anyway, but thinking that me winning this might bum someone else out, is bumming me out.

Ha ha! Lighten up, man. I was just messin with ya. It's all random. Ain't nobody butt hurt.

If you feel so bad just give it away, pay it forward style. You will bring joy and lightness to many hearts.

 

[soccerdad]

Ain't nobody butt hurt

I think maybe the OP was.

Or butt burnt.

 

[hunter_le five]

I call shenanigans. A free membership upgrade then wins the next giveaway that is open to paid members only???



Something is afoot here. Passed, I demand a thorough investigation.

This! Which admin you been sleeping with, Slym? Yooper? TxBrew?

It's TxBrew, isn't it?! And after he repeatedly spurned my advances!

 

[MaxStout]

I think maybe the OP was.

Or butt burnt.

OP hasn't been around these parts in almost 2 months. Somebody want to go pound on his door and make sure he's OK? I'd hate to think he's been passed out drunk all this time.

 

[passedpawn]

[moved to DRMM - let it rip]

 

[BrewingTravisty]

OP hasn't been around these parts in almost 2 months. Somebody want to go pound on his door and make sure he's OK? I'd hate to think he's been passed out drunk all this time.

He's too busy guzzling half fermented wort while sitting on the toilet to get on.

 

[Fedora]

[moved to DRMM - let it rip]

Bwahaha! Classic.

 

[passedpawn]

I call shenanigans. A free membership upgrade then wins the next giveaway that is open to paid members only???

Something is afoot here. Passed, I demand a thorough investigation.

I'm on it. Yes, I sense foul play as well. The HBT forensics team will take a day or two for DNA and mass spec analysis. Our blood guy, Dexter, is out fishing, but he's taking lead - no worries!

 

[slym2none]

 

[Zuljin]

Dude went broke buying vanilla extract. Can't afford internet.