• Please visit and share your knowledge at our sister communities:
  • If you have not, please join our official Homebrewing Facebook Group!

    Homebrewing Facebook Group

Star Trek or Star Wars?

Homebrew Talk

Help Support Homebrew Talk:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
I'm making a label just like on the Liquid Schwartz in the movie. Still trying to figure out how to make it glow when you pour it in a glass... :confused:

While I wouldnt suggest it, you could use tonic water. It's UV reactive. Think the quinine would not be a good flavor though.

But ya that wouldn't work for a schwarzbierb anyhow...
 
While I wouldnt suggest it, you could use tonic water. It's UV reactive. Think the quinine would not be a good flavor though.

But ya that wouldn't work for a schwarzbierb anyhow...

OH, but Liquid Schartz would be a golden ale of some sort. It's Yogurts drink. The Schwartzbier woudl be for Dark Helmet (And drank out of a styrofoam cup...)

Dark Helmet: "What's with all the churning and bubbling? You call this a radar?"

Colonel Sandurz: "No, sir, we call it, 'Mr. Beer'. Care for some?"

Dark Helmet: "Yes! I always have beer when I watch radar. You know that!"

Colonel Sandurz: "Of course I do, sir."

Dark Helmet: "Everbody knows that!"

(everybody in unison, covering their private parts with their hands) "OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!"

Dark Helmet: "Now that I've had my beer, I'm ready to watch radar. Where is it?"

Colonel Sandruz: "Right here, sir." (points to a machine labeled 'Mr. Radar'.
 
I was watching some choice episodes of TNG last night on Hulu+. My wife asked if we could watch Star Wars instead. She asked, and I quote, "Isn't Star Trek just the ugly step sister to Star Wars?". I've never considered divorce before...
 
snyklez said:
I was watching some choice episodes of TNG last night on Hulu+. My wife asked if we could watch Star Wars instead. She asked, and I quote, "Isn't Star Trek just the ugly step sister to Star Wars?". I've never considered divorce before...

She has a point....
 
I was watching some choice episodes of TNG last night on Hulu+. My wife asked if we could watch Star Wars instead. She asked, and I quote, "Isn't Star Trek just the ugly step sister to Star Wars?". I've never considered divorce before...

As you should! Is she referring to Episodes 4 - 6 or is she referring to 1 - 3. Episodes 1 - 3 were god awful garbage filled with ridiculous CGI effects. I'm supposed to believe that Anakin can leap hundreds of feed in the air onto a moving target, but can't see through Palpatine's crap? Also the acting for Episodes 1 - 3 was atrocious and the dialogue was painful to endure.
 
My 5 year old said that she liked Ep4. Although, now that I think about it, she has no interest in watching it again, or seeing Ep5 for that matter....
Hmmmmm.....
 
I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.

Black vest pressed and my white collar popped
I’m off to the cantina blue milk on the rocks
Had to be Tatooine where they don’t serve droids
We’re chillin with some villains cuz we currently employed
No more kitchens rescue missions we barter charter flights
It’s no trouble cuz we smuggle if we find the price is right
And on this particular night me and my wookie’s playing hookey
Wanna see the Modal Nodes maybe score Tonnika nookie
see I’m seeking out a sweetheart on the run from my last one
she was talkin matrimony me and my homey pulled a fast one
rather chill with Swilla Corey that blonde with the crimps
lemme pimp for a minute for I cash in my chips
When u see the T-head then you know that it’s on
The Nodes know the lo so they’re playin my song
I might be a space jockey not a grody nee modian
Just a sharp shootin shadow always avoidin a Rodian

I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.

Hey there mister u don’t get the picture
I’ll do a fake out make out with your sister

I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.

Doctor’s startin drama Ponda Baba trollin hicks
I just wanna flirt with chicks but this kid is startin ****
Now somebody lost a limb and my thumbs on the safety
I just came to party I hope nobody plays me
I like a speak easy where u don’t need a password
I’m a pilot and a pirate but I don’t have a patch, weird
Weapons ain’t no match for D44 blasters
Obnoxious spocks get shot by Chewbacca’s bowcaster
I’m my own master no jet set to join
The Empire and Rebels are still on the same coin
No enemies just heavenly bods and don’t tell me the odds
This guy to girl ratio is gettin me hot.
Yeah I know I got debts to pay, but that can wait
I’m gonna rock let Jabba jock my dockin bay
No lame ricochet gonna ruin my day
Now back to the podrace with ur bitch fish face

I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.

Hey there mister u don’t get the picture
I’ll do a fake out make out with your sister

I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.

Soooooooloooooo, Sooooolooooo, Sooloo yea

It’s like S-O-L-O S-O-L-O S-O-L-O

I made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs

I’m off to Mos Eisley, wookie by my side, the speed that I ride is light can’t deny
I’m Solo, Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.

Hey there mister u don’t get the picture
I’ll do a fake out make out with your sister

I’m Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo, Sooloooo.


Read more at http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/09/25/epic-the-han-solo-rap-by-mc-chris/#cI8qRjKVJsMij9VJ.99
 
Flash Gordon.
Flash-Gordon-flash-gordon-23432271-461-570.jpg
 
Have to go Star Trek > Star Wars, and only because of Episode 1. Ruined the entire franchise with that little nugget.
But stepping out of the ST vs SW debate, and putting into the realm of best SciFi it goes like this.

1. Battle Star Galactica (Re Invisioned, not the crappy original)
2. Firefly/Serenity
3. Doctor Who (all of them!!!)
4. Star Trek (all but DS9 or Voyager)
5. Star Wars (4,5, & 6 only).
6. Star Gate
7. Buck Rogers
8. Flash Gordon
9. Flesh Gordon (you know you watched it)
10. Lost in Space

I would humbly disagree. Assuming we're talking SciFi series:

Star Trek (Anything but DS9)
Star Wars
Dr Who
The Alien franchise. (They reinvented the monster movie)
Space 1999 (Groundbreaking)
X-Files
Firefly
Battle Star Galactica (I'll take the original-it was revolutionary in the 70s)
 
Is this a joke?

It's even worse that you put up a picture of the Freddie Mercury 1980s version of Flash Gordon.

If you'd at least have put up a picture of Buster Crabtree, I would have given you a pass.

Well since you mentioned it, I'll throw Buck Rogers out there as well.
tumblr_lj7pp53YX21qir6s9o1_400.jpg
 
Last night we finished the final Netflix disc for Enterprise. They ended it well.
For me it's:
Enterprise
Deep Space Nine
Next Generation
Original (which I first saw the original broadcasts as a teenager on a black & white Philco).
Voyager.
 
Last night we finished the final Netflix disc for Enterprise. They ended it well.
For me it's:
Enterprise
Deep Space Nine
Next Generation
Original (which I first saw the original broadcasts as a teenager on a black & white Philco).
Voyager.

Really? DS9 in 2nd?!

And Voyager was probably the most underrated IMO.
 
For me each of the series has its own merits. DS9 was probably as entertaining as you could make a star trek station, Voyager was the best at the Borg and really defined one of the most iconic sci fi bad guys of all time. TNG had the best crew and best captain, Enterprise has the hottest characters and probably the best if longest plot line. TOS defined the whole series and brought us Spock and Scotty and tribbles. If you twisted my arm to rank them, it would be TNG, Enterprise, DS9, Voyager, TOS. That's mainly due to how easy it is to rewatch and the characters.
 
I love them both, but to compare the two is stupid. Star Wars is an action movie while Star Trek is a depiction of earths future. But nothing beats bill Murray's rendition of Star Wars song on snl.
"Ah.. Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars.. don't let them end! Ah.. Star Wars! If they should bar wars.. please let these Star Wars stay-ay! And, hey! How about that nutty Star Wars bar? Can you forget all those creatures in there? And, hey! Darth Vader in that black and evil mask - did he scare you as much as he scared me-e-e-e?"

Tos
Tng
Voyager
Empire strikes back
A new hope
Return of the Jedi
The rest is nearly unwatchable
 
star wars 100%!! i dont want many things but if its star wars i must have it. speaking of. i need to finish my mandalorian tatoo..
 
Star Trek The Original Motion Picture Collection (I through VI) is up on Amazon Gold Box today. $22.50 for DVD, $35 for BluRay.

Hard to go wrong IMO!
of
http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27

BSG has stalled out for me after they settled on the crappy planet! Tell me it picks up

I actually stalled out at the exact same spot... just as the last season was airing. To this day, I STILL haven't felt like finishing it. That CAN'T be a good sign...
 
Star Trek The Original Motion Picture Series (I through VI) is up on Amazon Gold Box today. $22.50 for DVD, $35 for BluRay.

Hard to go wrong IMO!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27



I actually stalled out at the exact same spot... just as the last season was airing. To this day, I STILL haven't felt like finishing it. That CAN'T be a good sign...

Suck it up and get through it. The series, like any series, has a lull and then it picks up again quickly. Wait until you get to the "Final Five".
 
Star Trek The Original Motion Picture Collection (I through VI) is up on Amazon Gold Box today. $22.50 for DVD, $35 for BluRay.

Hard to go wrong IMO!
of
http://www.amazon.com/gp/goldbox/ref=cs_top_nav_gb27



I actually stalled out at the exact same spot... just as the last season was airing. To this day, I STILL haven't felt like finishing it. That CAN'T be a good sign...

I'm on it!
 
Back
Top