Shower Beers

[djmichaelk]

I don't get it. Drinking can't wait until you're out of the shower? You guys eat on the toilet too?

******* Octoberers...

 

[Steve2]

Shower wings

 

[StarRaptor1]

I don't get it. Drinking can't wait until you're out of the shower? You guys eat on the toilet too?

GTFO -->

 

[Alex2]

GTFO -->

No. You all are weird for drinking in the shower. That's what literally every other room in the house is for, except the bathroom. Also, reubens suck. Rye bread is THE WORST.

 

[match1112]

No. You all are weird for drinking in the shower. That's what literally every other room in the house is for, except the bathroom. Also, reubens suck. Rye bread is THE WORST.

 

[mcaulifww]

This is from thursday evening.
Wife had surgery at 730 thursday morning.
I'm administering meds every 4 hours. I'll drink whatever I want wherever I want.

 

[celticfutblclub]

This is from thursday evening.
Wife had surgery at 730 thursday morning.
I'm administering meds every 4 hours. I'll drink whatever I want wherever I want.

You've finally found an angle that doesn't make your legs look like toothpicks..

 

[mcaulifww]

You've finally found an angle that doesn't make your legs look like toothpicks..

don't you wish you had the faucet's Perspective?

 

[celticfutblclub]

don't you wish you had the faucet's Perspective?

Wonder where the drain plug is...

 

[FTowne1]

This is from thursday evening.
Wife had surgery at 730 thursday morning.
I'm administering meds every 4 hours. I'll drink whatever I want wherever I want.

 

[mcaulifww]

Wonder where the drain plug is...

Let's just say it can't see the light of day

 

[Previously]

Anyone a fan of whiskey sours showers?

 

[Randy Johnson]

I usually shower in the morning but I have to be to work especially early tomorrow so I shower while I'm still drinking tonight.
This

 

[StarRaptor1]

Far from the only Blonde I've had in my shower.

 

[Usofar]

hotel shower beer

 

[ExPimp]

I don't get it. Drinking can't wait until you're out of the shower? You guys eat on the toilet too?

For those of us who don't have much free time, multi-tasting is a must. Don't knock it until you try it.

 

[cneville1]

For those of us who don't have much free time, multi-tasting is a must. Don't knock it until you try it.

don't undersell the shower beer. i first shower-beered freshman year of college and it changed my life. shower beering in an outdoor shower is also pretty ******* awesome.

 

[Steve2]

I don't get it. Drinking can't wait until you're out of the shower? You guys eat on the toilet too?

A psychology professor and 20 year career psychiatrist I once took a class with was a big proponent of shower beers. She explained that drinking a cold beer in a hot shower actually had the same psysiological effect as taking a Xanax. So there, it's SCIENCE. Drink more shower beer.

 

[mcaulifww]

A psychology professor and 20 year career psychiatrist I once took a class with was a big proponent of shower beers. She explained that drinking a cold beer in a hot shower actually had the same psysiological effect as taking a Xanax. So there, it's SCIENCE. Drink more shower beer.

 

[Billy Brux]

Every shower beer gets inoculated with E-Coli.

 

[ridglens]

bought 12 pk of All Day on Monday... have consumed 1/3 via couch/football, 1/3 via outside porching, and 1/3 via hot post-workout shower.

the temp differential between hot water and cold beer really makes it awesome... especially when it drips down your beard and the coldness rustles your jimmies... and you don't care 'cause **** man, you're in the shower

 

[Alex2]

For those of us who don't have much free time, multi-tasting is a must. Don't knock it until you try it.

I can't think of one time where I was in a rush and had to squeeze in drinking a beer. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it just hasn't for me.

A psychology professor and 20 year career psychiatrist I once took a class with was a big proponent of shower beers. She explained that drinking a cold beer in a hot shower actually had the same psysiological effect as taking a Xanax. So there, it's SCIENCE. Drink more shower beer.

I don't doubt there is some therapeutic effect to it, though I don't really know the extent of it. For me it's easier to enjoy a cold beer in a hot tub, or a cold beer while floating down the river in the summer. There's just something about being in a shower and having water splash around and in what I'm drinking that I don't like. Then there's soap and shampoo, I think it's the thought of all that that bothers me more than the possibility of it actually happening. I'd rather just wait to get out of the shower. I'm still relaxed when I get out. Plus, my showers aren't even 10 minutes long. I'm in and out most of the time.

Apparently this is more common than I thought after talking to a more people about it. Go figure. Maybe I'm in the minority. I should take a poll. I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't partake in a shower beer.

 

[ridglens]

For me it's easier to enjoy a cold beer in a hot tub, or a cold beer while floating down the river in the summer.

 

[Alex2]

Where the hell...

 

[match1112]

 

[housepants]

Every shower beer gets inoculated with E-Coli.

Do you put the beer in your ass?

 

[match1112]

Do you put the beer in your ass?

only after the crown is off.

 

[Billy Brux]

Do you put the beer in your ass?

Occasionally, but that isn't the point.

The bacteria travels from your booty to the beer via steam.

 

[1v1willwreku]

MarkintheMugging. Revolution Deth's Tar. When you pour it too cold, run it under some warm water. (see above image posted by Billy Brux).

 

[U2Zeke]

I don't drink in the shower, I just pee in it and deny it ever happened.