Show us your SWMBO...

[user 574]

Mine is in here a couple years back. Very hot (middle aged) but we're divorcing. Offering dowry of $75k for the 1st who marries her. I'll throw in some goats if that will solidify the deal.

Those in my shoes understand the proposition

 

[RyanWeary]

SWMBO and I on various vacations.
First pic is Manhattan Beach, CA
Second pic is Römer in Frankfurt, DE

 

[corkybstewart]

Looks like a great wedding, but where the naked honeymoon pictures?

 

[richbrew99]

My awesome lady and I

 

[monnie]

Me and the wife, out on the town.

 

[Whut]

Mine is in here a couple years back. Very hot (middle aged) but we're divorcing. Offering dowry of $75k for the 1st who marries her. I'll throw in some goats if that will solidify the deal.

Those in my shoes understand the proposition

I asked Mrs. Whut and she said no. Damnit! Why, I asked why?

 

[mcaple1]

Hey babe...umm...it's been like 8 years, can I just put it in? NOOO! OK...how about just the tip? NOOO! OK...how about just the tip of the tip? NOOO! OK...can you just look at it then? NOOO! OK....can you just look at the outline of it in my jeans? NOOO! C'mon I've been ramming this thing into the doorknob for the last 8 years....help me out!

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Mine is in here a couple years back. Very hot (middle aged) but we're divorcing. Offering dowry of $75k for the 1st who marries her. I'll throw in some goats if that will solidify the deal.

Those in my shoes understand the proposition

How many goats?

 

[wildwest450]

I can picture goats standing majestically atop a brewmagic for some reason.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I can picture goats standing majestically atop a brewmagic for some reason.

YES! They push back harder when they are on a ledge.

Otherwise, no. I am not very fond of most bock beer.

 

[user 574]

Well a quick craiglist review shows that I can afford 50 goats. Which is perfect as that is the standard offering for a Greek/Italian woman.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Well a quick craiglist review shows that I can afford 50 goats. Which is perfect as that is the standard offering for a Greek/Italian woman.

$75k and 50 goats? Deal!

Will she fit in a flat rate box?

 

[user 574]

If only this was the 4th century!

 

[Homercidal]

gay nark

You sure?? Look again..

 

[Native302]

Wow.....just a gag, not my swmbo....some got very upset.....come on now, seriously. Any way, here is the real wife and I at a friends wedding.

 

[Wus67]

Figured it's time to share. More proof that homebrewers marry up, in my case REALLY up!

 

[user 574]

F*ck native. I was willing to go down to 25 goats but didn't want to offend. I wasn't sure I'd ever come back in here. Much better!

 

[lschiavo]

Mine is in here a couple years back. Very hot (middle aged) but we're divorcing. Offering dowry of $75k for the 1st who marries her. I'll throw in some goats if that will solidify the deal.

Those in my shoes understand the proposition

I'll take the goats. No ex and no money please.

 

[bottlebomber]

I'll take the goats. No ex and no money please.

At least you know what you like, I suppose...

 

[Whut]

Never mind.

 

[Snafu]

Sure, why not. Here's mine. Redheads, you always know exactly where you stand with them, when they are mad, they'll cut you, when they are happy, they untie you.

 

[dbarrm]

Ok ill play along.

 

[RonRock]

Gets my vote.

 

[Brulosopher]

Uh huh... she likes to bake



An my others... who must obey me!

 

[xxhugexx]

woah that picture had way too many boobs.

 

[Ricand]

woah that picture had way too many boobs.

I liked that picture.. it was more the tongue than the boobs that was *ahem* attention getting.

 

[mthompson]

I liked that picture.. it was more the tongue than the boobs that was *ahem* attention getting.

I think we were only the few to see that one....wish I would have quoted it, but thought my comments were best left unsaid.

Hindsight is always a kick in the ass!

 

[Hang Glider]

alas! I fear I missed something epic...

 

[mthompson]

alas! I fear I missed something epic...

I wish the picture had had a wider angle, but it did leave juuuuuust enough to the imagination (without having to really imagine too hard).

sorry, I'm pretty sure that doesn't help.

 

[Airborneguy]

See now I saw it by clicking the link in my notification email, but I didn't see any boobage.

 

[Snafu]

I saw the tongue, missed the boobs, no way it could have been the same picture.

 

[justcopen]

I'll play She got that dog two years ago and now he wont let me close

 

[corkybstewart]

I'll play She got that dog two years ago and now he wont let me close

That dawg got devil eyes.

 

[lschiavo]

That dawg got devil eyes.

That's a werewolf!

 

[passedpawn]

Looks like you need to replace the batteries in the left eye.

 

[DregAddict]

Not exactly a SWMBO yet because it hasn't been too long, so I still get my way much of the time, but here's the gf

Bit of a club rat if you couldn't tell, and me being a homebody, I never have problems setting aside time to bottle.

 

[passedpawn]

Bit of a club rat if you couldn't tell, and me being a homebody, I never have problems setting aside time to bottle.

Uh, if I read you right, she goes to clubs while you are bottling? You're not doing it right bud. That's not a gf to let out of your sight.

 

[DregAddict]

Uh, if I read you right, she goes to clubs while you are bottling? You're not doing it right bud. That's not a gf to let out of your sight.

She's actually an event planner for the Bellagio, so most of the time when she's going out it's for professional reasons, i.e. entertaining clients who want to see the hotspots in Vegas. And I honestly can't stand clubs(I'd much rather head to a dive bar or drink at home with friends), so I don't mind letting her do her own thing and then meeting up later in the night.

 

[cl330b]

Isn't she gorgeous? This was the day after we got married. Ah memories.

 

[DregAddict]

She's actually from Inverness, and we were trying to go back to the Tampa area this weekend for Gasparilla, but couldn't pull it off between our two work schedules.