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Jolly Alcoholic - In Remembrance 2023
I for one, have many times wished that an OP had come back to report.
me too, especially revived zombie topics! (but i've been an offender myself i think....)
I for one, have many times wished that an OP had come back to report.
I'll shuddap now.
And I'm sad because I can't bloviate or pontificate.
On another note, along these same lines, perhaps the definition of "noob" means someone who doesn't live on this forum, checkingI wonder how many OPs of those necrothreads just gave up without checking for responses to their questions/problems/issues.
Looks like somebody got their Christmas Thesaurus a few days early.....Hm, sadly I don't seem to have that particular social filter. My bloviationalisticness circumvents all manner of logical, eccumenical, spiritual, social and cerebral norms, and manages to spooge forth with little effort.
I minimize the amount of emails I receive every chance I get. Even since I retired, shut down my LinkedIn account, cut ties with coworkers and clients, I still get roughly 100 emails a day, not including the stuff that goes into the spam folder. I'll look for responses on my schedule which is usually early morning or late evening. I don't need my phone dinging every 10 minutes because BillyBobBrewer learned how to use a hydrometer.Wonder if there is a programmer/coder/somebody more versed in IT than me can set a reminder that will prompt the OP to check their original thread for responses? Oh. Yes. It's called EMAIL. I'll shuddap now.
That would be a "no". There can be no fermentable dissolved material present in a water based solution with an SG of 1.0000. The exception would be if there was something in solution with an SG less than 1.0000 (ethanol?) to balance out the SG raising effect of fermentable sugars.There is currently a thread on the BBBF asking if with a SG of 1.0000 will their brew still ferment. At first glance I honestly thought 'oh this has GOT to be a member messing with us) but no, it's not. Waiting eagerly to see if they post back.
Doug, because I respect you enormously and don't want to get called out at the next club meeting, let me tell you that my first reaction on reading your reply was DUH. That's why I posted it here....however, on further posts in the thread it turned out the oP just needed to put on his glasses (as I have to do when reading the hydrometer, usually my 1.75+ readers). Back to our usual programming, nothing to see here folks.That would be a "no". There can be no fermentable dissolved material present in a water based solution with an SG of 1.0000. The exception would be if there was something in solution with an SG less than 1.0000 (ethanol?) to balance out the SG raising effect of fermentable sugars.
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There is currently a thread on the BBBF asking if with a SG of 1.0000 will their brew still ferment. At first glance I honestly thought 'oh this has GOT to be a member messing with us) but no, it's not. Waiting eagerly to see if they post back.
Wow! I'm very pleased to see this thread still useful and have actually been thinking about it, but I'm puzzled as heck by this site's search engine....Do you need a site glass or replacement part, or like I've been, aggrivated with cleaning the damn things?"site glass" sent me here.
hell man been using the same email for over twenty years and still don't get that many emails spam or what not. either you have too many ex colleagues or just have a bad username.I minimize the amount of emails I receive every chance I get. Even since I retired, shut down my LinkedIn account, cut ties with coworkers and clients, I still get roughly 100 emails a day, not including the stuff that goes into the spam folder. I'll look for responses on my schedule which is usually early morning or late evening. I don't need my phone dinging every 10 minutes because BillyBobBrewer learned how to use a hydrometer.
I googled Stormy Daniels a few years ago, that load goes directly into spam.I work with 2 non profit groups, that's a bunch. I get a lot of "alerts" from magazines and newspapers I don't subscribe to, and even more from the ones I do subscribe to. Every once in a while I get a notification from this site that someone responded to one of my posts, but there's no rhyme or reason for which thread I get the notification for.hell man been using the same email for over twenty years and still don't get that many emails spam or what not. either you have too many ex colleagues or just have a bad username.
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And now of course, you'll get emails as the AI marketing bots venn diagram the intersection of Stormy and non-profit.I googled Stormy Daniels a few years ago, that load goes directly into spam.I work with 2 non profit groups, that's a bunch. I get a lot of "alerts" from magazines and newspapers I don't subscribe to, and even more from the ones I do subscribe to. Every once in a while I get a notification from this site that someone responded to one of my posts, but there's no rhyme or reason for which thread I get the notification for.
My hydrometers (yes, plural, put a pin in that) are magically hexed to turn the numbers exactly away from view, no matter the movement of my head, like dropping a cat on the floor.just needed to put on his glasses
Oh wow! You got the same brand as I did! Do yours attract all the extra bubbles, no matter how far away, too?My hydrometers (yes, plural, put a pin in that) are magically hexed to turn the numbers exactly away from view, no matter the movement of my head, like dropping a cat on the floor.
I googled Stormy Daniels a few years ago, that load goes directly into spam.I work with 2 non profit groups, that's a bunch. I get a lot of "alerts" from magazines and newspapers I don't subscribe to, and even more from the ones I do subscribe to. Every once in a while I get a notification from this site that someone responded to one of my posts, but there's no rhyme or reason for which thread I get the notification for.
Happy to be of service, but I see that you could no longer resist the urge to post to the other thread, so perhaps I wasn't actually of all that much service after all.I raise my glass to you!
Newly signed up OP: I’m making my first batch of beer after watching a youtube video and using [what they say] ALL professional brewers use. My [word I read but don’t understand] isn’t doing [other word I don’t understand, but also learned online and don’t want to sound like I don’t know what I’m talking about]. Please help!
Regular HBT’er: Can you post a picture so we can help you?
OP: It’s a whosit and I did a thingy into the whatsit. [no picture]
Another regular HBT’er: [clear, rational explanation of part of the brewing process] ..Can you post a picture?
OP: Warts? I’m trying to make Beer! I don’t have any warts are you saying I have an infection? Please help me understand why the thingy isn’t doing a thing!
Another regular HBT’er: It would be really helpful if you could give more details about the gear you’re using and what part is giving you difficulty. Can you post a picture?
OP: I made Beer according to the instructions in the video with professional brewing equipment I bought from amazon. I don’t think it’s working because it doesn’t look like it did on youtube. [Includes fuzzy picture that may possibly be a close-up of an ordinary ferment in a bucket with the lid off and has nothing to do with the question]
Patient regular HBT’er: The picture doesn’t tell us much but; [carefully explains some of the normal brewing process in everyday language] Can you post a picture of your specific problem?
OP: You said that but the instructions said this and it’s what I did. Please help! [no picture]
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wrt the "I hate hydrometers" / "No, I don't hate hydrometers - see the topic title" topic (elsewhere):
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I think it's more of a compare and contrast thing.Shouldn't the poop have a halo over it? (Holy sh-t Shinola)