Laughing_Gnome_Invisible
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The bastards!!! I saw on discovery channel!! My dead skin cells are all over the house! How can i trust the little f*ckers to not turn against me!
I'm looking at my rug right now.....Discovery already told me about the miriad of microscopic Nazi necromancers living in it's threads.....Even as I look at the rug, I just KNOW that the parasites in the green sections are planning to wage a war on the beige bastards!......But what if they get a secret weapon!! You know what I'm talking about! The green bastards have access to my dead skin cells!! What if they have the ability to clone an army of little me's so that they can wipe out the beige bastards!! It ain't like I care too much about the beige bastards, but when will the green bastard,s lust for total domination end?
Will I end up fighting a war against my own rug? And what about my couch!? There is no end of dead skin and seminal fluids on that! How the hell can I trust my couch any more! Shecky has the right idea! Put your couches out on the porch before they can clone you and feast on your brains!
Of f*ck!!! My keyboard!!! It's covered in my diabolical matrix! I'm screwed!!!
AAARRRRGGGHHHH! (That is a British aaaaarrrrghhh, don't pronounce the g's please, like some of you do when pretending to be pirates).....anyway....AAAAAARRRRGGHHHH They are getting me!!! Honestly!!!
No, really! they are getting me!!!!
Well, they seem to be taking their time, but I guess they ARE pretty small.
aarrghh!!!! (Bear with me)
aarrgh....This may take longer than I first thought.....
aaaargh...Not gone yet. Maybe I'll even post again in a beer thread before I'm done.
AAARRRGGHHHH!!!
I'm looking at my rug right now.....Discovery already told me about the miriad of microscopic Nazi necromancers living in it's threads.....Even as I look at the rug, I just KNOW that the parasites in the green sections are planning to wage a war on the beige bastards!......But what if they get a secret weapon!! You know what I'm talking about! The green bastards have access to my dead skin cells!! What if they have the ability to clone an army of little me's so that they can wipe out the beige bastards!! It ain't like I care too much about the beige bastards, but when will the green bastard,s lust for total domination end?
Will I end up fighting a war against my own rug? And what about my couch!? There is no end of dead skin and seminal fluids on that! How the hell can I trust my couch any more! Shecky has the right idea! Put your couches out on the porch before they can clone you and feast on your brains!
Of f*ck!!! My keyboard!!! It's covered in my diabolical matrix! I'm screwed!!!
AAARRRRGGGHHHH! (That is a British aaaaarrrrghhh, don't pronounce the g's please, like some of you do when pretending to be pirates).....anyway....AAAAAARRRRGGHHHH They are getting me!!! Honestly!!!
No, really! they are getting me!!!!
Well, they seem to be taking their time, but I guess they ARE pretty small.
aarrghh!!!! (Bear with me)
aarrgh....This may take longer than I first thought.....
aaaargh...Not gone yet. Maybe I'll even post again in a beer thread before I'm done.
AAARRRGGHHHH!!!