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I must admit that I didn't find this out myself, RGH was the first. I realized that when he stated that, "Revvy once had a 15 gallon yield in a 20 liter kettle... " I found the similarities to be undeniable.

Other things I have heard about Revvy include, but are not limited to:

It only takes Revvy 15 minutes for a 60 minute boil.
Revvy doesn't sleep, he only plans another brew.
Revvy doesn't calculate IBU's, the beer is as bitter as he wants it to be.
Revvy doesn't actually post on HBT, he makes his computer post for him.
Revvy once brewed a beer so delicious, it actually cured cancer.
Revvy once boiled a batch without any burners, he used his mind.
In the Bible Jesus turned water into wine, Revvy promptly turned that wine into beer.

Anyone else notice the power of Revvy?:D
 
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Revvy would like to try no-chill brewing, but his wort already cools itself.
 

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Revvy's grains malt themselves.
Revvy once turned Crystal 20L into Crsytal 120L just by looking at it.
Revvy once only had a 5 gallon carboy for a 6.5 gallong batch....he made it fit.


All hail Revvy!
 

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Revvy killed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Revvy can kill two stones with one bird.
Revvy doesnt read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Revvytatorship.
 

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I don't know, his photo looks more like "The Most Interesting Man In The World".

"Stay thirsty, my friends"
 

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Revvy can force carbonate using only his fists.

Instead of yeast, Revvy just coughs in the direction of the fermenter.

Revvy whirlpools his wort by simply glaring at it sternly.

Some say Revvy's beers have bad head retention, but the truth is the CO2 is too scared to come out of solution in his presence.






Keep on keepin' on, Revvy. :rockin:
 

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Revvy can turn piss into beer.

Revvy's dandruff is saccharomyces.

Revvy's mash tun gets 110% efficiency
 

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Revvy doesn't need a refractometer. He simply puts a drop of wort on his eyeball and stares straight into the sun.



(the sun blinks first)
 
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an airlock didn't bubble once, and it felt bad so it bubbled in Morse Code - I'm made in China, don't be made at me Revvy.
 
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The moon doesn't cause tides, its just water trying to be brewed by Revvy.
 

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Revvy once convinced a lager yeast that it was really an ale yeast. And it made a wonderful ale for him.
 

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Revvy's trunk is full of dead hookers.

Sorry, I don't seem to have a handle on how this thread is supposed to work yet. :eek:
 

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I drank a few with Revvy a couple of times...I know he gets all his brew for free.

Since Revvy can turn piss into beer and I can turn beer into piss, I must be the Anti-Revvy...:drunk:
You two make up your own little ecosystem!
 

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Why don't you just blow him and get it over with? It'd be a lot quicker than all this damn foreplay.
 
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