I hate popcorn. Never liked it, probably never will.
Too add to that hatred, someone in the office consistently burns popcorn in the microwave around this time. Im gonna venture a guess that its twice a week occurrence? Which raises the questions: does this person enjoy burnt popcorn? Is our microwave that inconsistent/unreliable that it goes from not ready to on fire in 3 seconds? Or is this person just a moron?
I mean... ive personally never made it but it cant be that ******* difficult to do without setting it ablaze, right?
Whatever, im upping the ante. I have a piece of rank fish im about to put in the microwave. Not only am I gonna cook it too long but im gonna take it out, and let it sit open to fill this place up with the smell of fish. Then im gonna heat it again just to be a dick and let it set out again.
Lets see how many times I can get away with doing this until someone approaches me.