Random Drunken Thoughts Thread

[Pkrd]

The shape pizza gets home in?

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Ya gots to watch out for those fanominoms. They crazy

When did we start spell checking on the "drunk " thread?

 

[BongoYodeler]

When did we start spell checking on the "drunk " thread?

That's a fair point.

 

[balrog]

Us self professed grammarianistically ocd types are always watching.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Us self professed grammarianistically ocd types are always watching.

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Then eye r knot inn gud wiff ewe, m eye?

 

[day_trippr]

I thought you were just playin'

 

[Brew_Dude41]

I thought you were just playin'

Nope...
Spell check was more corn-fuzed than eye wuz at that point. If you see a misspelling or grammatical error in my post, it is all me and the machines aren't even smart enough to keep pace with me.
Spelling was never a strong point for me, ever. Add alcohol and it may get just a tad bit worse...

 

[balrog]

I wonder if those folks who pay $300+ for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $6.99 meal deal

 

[seatazzz]

Every once in a while; I like to do; a semi-colon cleanse; I find it helps with my flow.

 

[Snuffy]

As long as it doesn't involve coffee or vodka I think it could be therapeutic.

 

[firerat]

Also, the spice rack is not just an HGTV kitchen decoration.

Also remember, when the cooking shows say use this much of that, they aren't using the 14 year old spice track you got as a wedding gift. They're using fresh ingredients.

 

[day_trippr]

fwiw, when wanting to use a word you can pronounce but can't remember how to spell, say it to your phone...

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

It was then, sitting in that second year Physics class, that young Balrog decided to study solid state Physics...

 

[day_trippr]

"Don't go towards the light!"

 

[day_trippr]

Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone

 

[GrogNerd]

phone books delivered the same day as recycling pickup.

how convenient

 

[day_trippr]

hardcopy phone books? How anachronistic!

 

[Broken Crow]

phone books delivered the same day as recycling pickup.

how convenient

hardcopy phone books? How anachronistic!

Heathens!! Not only do they tell you who is still in business, but who's actually serious about staying in business!

 

[LAHammer]

Anybody else enjoy lightning bugs or fireflies or whatever you call them? I think it’s a special spring show!!

 

[day_trippr]

Of course! But that doesn't start until late June/into July up here - where today's high temperature was about 40°F below lower Alabama's

Cheers!

 

[doug293cz]

Anybody else enjoy lightning bugs or fireflies or whatever you call them? I think it’s a special spring show!!

I was a kid in Minnesota, and used to catch fireflies. Moved to Washington before 6th grade, and there are no fireflies out here. My wife grew up in Washington, but we moved to upstate NY for work after college. I still remember one summer evening when I brought my wife out to the backyard to show her the fireflies. She was absolutely amazed and enthralled. We lived in NY for 36 yrs, and up to the time we left, she loved going out to see the fireflies. Moved back to WA to retire, and the only thing she misses more than the fireflies are the friends back there.

Brew on

 

[lumpher]

Heathens!! Not only do they tell you who is still in business, but who's actually serious about staying in business!
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What for is these things called "telephone books"? Haven't seen 1 since i lost my pager...

 

[BongoYodeler]

I was a kid in Minnesota, and used to catch fireflies. Moved to Washington before 6th grade, and there are no fireflies out here. My wife grew up in Washington, but we moved to upstate NY for work after college. I still remember one summer evening when I brought my wife out to the backyard to show her the fireflies. She was absolutely amazed and enthralled. We lived in NY for 36 yrs, and up to the time we left, she loved going out to see the fireflies. Moved back to WA to retire, and the only thing she misses more than the fireflies are the friends back there.

Brew on

I can relate.

 

[Agent]

What for is these things called "telephone books"? Haven't seen 1 since i lost my pager...

I got one to spare if you still need it...

 

[balrog]

Lawdy those were the days...

 

[balrog]

My nascent ocd has never caused me to think about this.

But now I will.

 

[balrog]

 

[Mr. Vern]

Hide your cheese dip... Groo is coming!
Some childhood memories live forever.

 

[Pkrd]

Subway sandwiches are not a foot long. They are a footlong.

If you find a hair in one it’s a furlong.

I’m somewhere more enlightened today.

 

[balrog]

I’m somewhere more enlightened today.
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Seeing ads for a 30cm Subway makes my poor 'murican brain hurt.
Imma get a chicken schawarma instead.