Random Beer Thoughts

[2plums4one]

Cool totally believe this. Got any Hi-Res photos of rar Cantillon labels by chance? Need them for a project I am working on.

wut

 

[user 305778]

wut

It's a reference from years ago when someone claimed they wanted hi resolution Cantillon labels for an art project when really they were clearly trying to bootleg Cantillon bottles.

 

[nathanmiller]

code/dev thread

This is a good idea.

 

[jivex5k1]

This is a good idea.

There's a SQL users anonymous thread somewhere.

Speaking of beer, here's an excerpt from a post I came across today on a local breweries bottle club page.

I spend most of my time in STL (I am a snowbird), but I really feel like OB is my 'home brewery'. I am truly excited to share my OB beers with my STL beer enthusiasts (OK, I want to be a beer baller). I just really hope that success doesn't change the club. This is almost too good to be true. If any club members have time to help with a bottling, do it... you won't regret it.

 

[Jnorton00]

https://nerdist.com/costco-light-be...Brewed Up Some Hilarious Homemade Commercials

 

[jammery]

I'm so glad you did this in Python though. You should wrap it up into a generic package and then give a talk at PyCon in beautiful Cleveland this year.

Speaking of which, I'll be in beautiful Cleveland for the first time in May. New state for me. I hope there's good beer.

You’ve never been to Ohio?
You lucky dog!
Just kidding.
Kinda.
Beer is good though.

 

[jivex5k1]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

 

[Sage1]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

we heard u all like adjunct ipas

 

[JulianB1]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

That doesn't even sound like a good -dessert-, let alone a palatable beer.

Whipped lemon cream? Almond frosting? Cinnamon roll? All of those sound pretty good on their own. Together? A ******* trainwreck.

 

[jivex5k1]

That doesn't even sound like a good -dessert-, let alone a palatable beer.

Whipped lemon cream? Almond frosting? Cinnamon roll? All of those sound pretty good on their own. Together? A ******* trainwreck.

You know, it's inspired me to check out tensor flow to have ai generated beer names and descriptions. Will be interesting to learn and funny to see the results from different datasets.

 

[JCastle1]

That doesn't even sound like a good -dessert-, let alone a palatable beer.

Whipped lemon cream? Almond frosting? Cinnamon roll? All of those sound pretty good on their own. Together? A ******* trainwreck.

Their IPAs are purely gimmicks, they barely (if at all) taste like the adjuncts they use. Last one I had tasted like a boring IPA with a bit of lactose, never would have guessed it had adjuncts. Which is a shame because Nebuchadnezzar is really tasty when it's fresh.

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

Every day we stray further from God's light.

Omnipollo wut the....

 

[nathanmiller]

You know, it's inspired me to check out tensor flow to have ai generated beer names and descriptions. Will be interesting to learn and funny to see the results from different datasets.

@LtdReleaseBrew on twitter. Not tensorflow (or anything even remotely that smart) but similar concept. Also it needs more followers.

 

[dbannister]

Omnipollo wut the....

LOL

 

[MrPoopyButthole]

OH BOY!!!!! Some dank dank broh dank joose

 

[Lutter]

OH BOY!!!!! Some dank dank broh dank joose

El Cerrito got them DANK LA IPAS.

Also “LAIPAS” in Latvian is the word for a plank (like on a ship).

I’m not entirely certain where they’re going with that.

 

[JulianB1]

Newmoney hazebro saddles up to the bar: "Bartender, pour me your best beer."

bartender: "We've got a lot of stuff on draft, maybe narrow it down to the style you want?"

hazebro: "NEIPA"

Bartender returns, puts down a Pliny the Elder on the bar.

hazebro: "This isn't the kind of beer I wanted."

bartender: "But you said any IPA!"

 

[sherm10161]

Newmoney hazebro saddles up to the bar: "Bartender, pour me your best beer."

bartender: "We've got a lot of stuff on draft, maybe narrow it down to the style you want?"

hazebro: "NEIPA"

Bartender returns, puts down a Pliny the Elder on the bar.

hazebro: "This isn't the kind of beer I wanted."

bartender: "But you said any IPA!"

 

[CSO]

Newmoney hazebro saddles up to the bar: "Bartender, pour me your best beer."

bartender: "We've got a lot of stuff on draft, maybe narrow it down to the style you want?"

hazebro: "NEIPA"

Bartender returns, puts down a Pliny the Elder on the bar.

hazebro: "This isn't the kind of beer I wanted."

bartender: "But you said any IPA!"

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Newmoney hazebro saddles up to the bar: "Bartender, pour me your best beer."

bartender: "We've got a lot of stuff on draft, maybe narrow it down to the style you want?"

hazebro: "NEIPA"

Bartender returns, puts down a Pliny the Elder on the bar.

hazebro: "This isn't the kind of beer I wanted."

bartender: "But you said any IPA!"

 

[furley]

man, some of you guys are way too wrapped up in finding things you don't like about beer

 

[2plums4one]

man, some of you guys are way too wrapped up in finding things you don't like about beer

but there's so much to not like

 

[tikk]

man, some of you guys are way too wrapped up in finding things you don't like about Tony Romo

 

[MooseLang]

I just bought $20 tickets to purchase a 4-pack of Hazy, Triple IPA, solely because I loved the can art. And "triple" IPAs should NEVER be NEIPA-style.



I wish I had a bigger dick so I could somehow kick myself right in said dick.

 

[JCastle1]

I just bought $20 tickets to purchase a 4-pack of Hazy, Triple IPA, solely because I loved the can art. And "triple" IPAs should NEVER be NEIPA-style.



I wish I had a bigger dick so I could somehow kick myself right in said dick.

Show your cans

 

[MooseLang]

Show your cans

I love the Sandlot. What can I say...

 

[lb304854]

Newmoney hazebro saddles up to the bar: "Bartender, pour me your best beer."

bartender: "We've got a lot of stuff on draft, maybe narrow it down to the style you want?"

hazebro: "NEIPA"

Bartender returns, puts down a Pliny the Elder on the bar.

hazebro: "This isn't the kind of beer I wanted."

bartender: "But you said any IPA!"

Julian Please

 

[jbeezification1]

I just bought $20 tickets to purchase a 4-pack of Hazy, Triple IPA, solely because I loved the can art. And "triple" IPAs should NEVER be NEIPA-style.



I wish I had a bigger dick so I could somehow kick myself right in said dick.

There’s literally no other reason to have a big dick. Just gets in the way all the time. It’s quite a nuisance that I wish upon no man.

 

[JohnnyBags]

Pa. men charged with selling beer on eBay
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/0...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Where am I going to get my Milkshake IPAs now?

 

[mateoloco]

Pa. men charged with selling beer on eBay
http://www.pennlive.com/news/2018/0...medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Where am I going to get my Milkshake IPAs now?

Police auction