Random Beer Thoughts

[jammery]

I hope someone starts up an inane argument like "This song isn't doom metal, it's death metal! And that last one would more accurately be classified as doomcore."

If you’re mixing up doom metal and death metal, you’re just an *******.

 

[MooseLang]

 

[Padraig]

Might not look like much in the pictures but this is the best beer nerd pub in England. Sad I'll never get to visit again before some developer ruins it.

http://www.sidneyphillips.co.uk/fulldetails.php?prn=42587

 

[lambandtunaphish]

lazerviking you gonna grab this pizza beer for me?

 

[lazerviking]

lazerviking you gonna grab this pizza beer for me?

 

[JulianB1]

That sounds absolutely awful but Tired Hands is literally the only brewery I can think of who -might- be able to pull it off effectively. I've had some pretty crazy **** there at times (especially on the cask at the Brew Cafe) that I was sure was going to be gross but somehow managed to work. No way I'd blindly get a 4-pack of cans though, that's a "sample on draft first".

Is breweries talking about what crop of hops they used and how they went out to Yakima and hand-selected them and blah blah blah going to be the new thing that everyone does?

 

[Kasher]

lazerviking you gonna grab this pizza beer for me?

Will have nothing on the OG

Like drinking bile and stomach acid.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I swear Tired Hands plays Mad Libs when writing their descriptions. Maybe even to make up their recipes, too.

 

[JulianB1]

Will have nothing on the OG

Like drinking bile and stomach acid.

This stuff tastes like Sbarro in liquid form.

 

[litheum94]

That sounds absolutely awful but Tired Hands is literally the only brewery I can think of who -might- be able to pull it off effectively. I've had some pretty crazy **** there at times (especially on the cask at the Brew Cafe) that I was sure was going to be gross but somehow managed to work. No way I'd blindly get a 4-pack of cans though, that's a "sample on draft first".

Is breweries talking about what crop of hops they used and how they went out to Yakima and hand-selected them and blah blah blah going to be the new thing that everyone does?

I just wonder why the hell it's an IPA? Breakside makes (made?) a golden ale that contained basil, tomatoes and pluots, and it was fantastic. The flavor combos could probably work, but I don't know about it being an IPA.

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

lazerviking you gonna grab this pizza beer for me?

"Lemon Buzz Herbs", "Blueberry CBD Gummies"...reading these descriptions makes me want to party with Jean again

 

[JulianB1]

Tired Hands is one of the many breweries where I really like the beer and really hate the social media presence.

I will give them credit for one thing though: their non-gimmicky IPAs aren't all "OMG str8 joose brah!" and they actually make good use of centennial, chinook, simcoe, columbus, etc. to get piney/grassy/resiny hop flavors and aromas. For as dumb as their Instagram descriptions are, being able to grab a fresh case of HopHands as a fridge-stocking pale ale is awesome, it's one of the best beers of its type if not the best.

 

[MooseLang]

I just wonder why the hell it's an IPA? Breakside makes (made?) a golden ale that contained basil, tomatoes and pluots, and it was fantastic. The flavor combos could probably work, but I don't know about it being an IPA.

Legally, you aren't allowed to put any beer other than a limited, hazy IPA in a 16oz can.

 

[Beerontwowheels]

I will give them credit for one thing though: their non-gimmicky IPAs aren't all "OMG str8 joose brah!" and they actually make good use of centennial, chinook, simcoe, columbus, etc. to get piney/grassy/resiny hop flavors and aromas. For as dumb as their Instagram descriptions are, being able to grab a fresh case of HopHands as a fridge-stocking pale ale is awesome, it's one of the best beers of its type if not the best.

I can't wait for this to parodied everywhere like your ode to HF.

 

[andrewdrinks]

When the joke beer names come true

 

[JulianB1]

I can't wait for this to parodied everywhere like your ode to HF.

I'll be sure to post a long soliloquy if I'm ever there for their #DREAMBRUNCH.

 

[jivex5k1]

soliloquy

How can a word that looks so ugly sound so beautiful?

 

[trickytunadicky]

How can a word that looks so ugly sound so beautiful?

Like MordorMongo?
*ducks*

 

[BadJustin]

Like MordorMongo?
*ducks*

Go **** yourself Patty.


Seriously. **** you.

Fixed.

 

[MordorMongo]

Like MordorMongo?
*ducks*

Everyone takes shots.


Sometimes you just miss, that’s all.


Even Jordan missed some game winners.

 

[furley]

Will have nothing on the OG

Like drinking bile and stomach acid.

i'm out

This stuff tastes like Sbarro in liquid form.

i'm back in

 

[Kasher]

i'm out





i'm back in

If you think Sbarro tastes like good, let alone anything like pizza, you're wrong and your tase buds would probably enjoy that beer. So drink up.

 

[arren]

So, is this where we talk about how Hayden mistook beer mail on his doorstep for a bomb and called in the bomb squad?

 

[stupac2]

So, is this where we talk about how Hayden mistook beer mail on his doorstep for a bomb and called in the bomb squad?

Wait, what? Seriously?

 

[JCastle1]

Wait, what? Seriously?

https://morethanthecurve.com/suspected-bomb-plymouth-meeting/

 

[Kasher]

So hoppy juice purveyors Sand City have had their tasting room closed indefinitely. They ran afoul of the Zoning Board and their neighbors for all of the usual and unsurprising reasons that come up when neckbeards line up hours in advance to buy beer out of their building.

They announced they're going to the next ZBA meeting to try and come up with a solution. The comments on the post all amount to "the Town is dumb for not recognizing how important you are" "move to X instead" and "Can I bring 'Free Sand City' signs to the meeting"

I can't imagine that this won't end poorly for them in some capacity. Maybe the superfans will line up to get into the meeting and be drunk in public and leave a mess there, too.

 

[jammery]

How can a word that looks so ugly sound so beautiful?

Don’t listen to him soliloquy, I think you look lovely. Especially for being approximately 400 years old.

Seriously, how can any word with “olilo” in it look ugly? That would make a decent beer name.

Also, the OED word of the day is a ridiculous one

http://www.oed.com/view/Entry/156591

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Between Tired Hands and Plymouth Meeting talk I feel like we're in the Philly thread.

#jawn
















jk no one posts in the Philly thread.

 

[jammery]

So hoppy juice purveyors Sand City have had their tasting room closed indefinitely. They ran afoul of the Zoning Board and their neighbors for all of the usual and unsurprising reasons that come up when neckbeards line up hours in advance to buy beer out of their building.

They announced they're going to the next ZBA meeting to try and come up with a solution. The comments on the post all amount to "the Town is dumb for not recognizing how important you are" "move to X instead" and "Can I bring 'Free Sand City' signs to the meeting"

I can't imagine that this won't end poorly for them in some capacity. Maybe the superfans will line up to get into the meeting and be drunk in public and leave a mess there, too.

I believe they had trouble with the town prior to them canning but I could be wrong, though I’m sure it could’ve further annoyed the town. Either way, it does seem like Northport is taking a pretty tough stance with them. Some people are of the opinion that they just want them out of there as the brewery doesn’t fit that north shore aesthetic.
Hopefully it works out for them because they seem like good people and make some really nice beer.

 

[furley]

If you think Sbarro tastes like good, let alone anything like pizza, you're wrong and your tase buds would probably enjoy that beer. So drink up.

this seems very serious