Random Beer Thoughts

[Ziggy]

Tired hands is at $20/4pack for a DIPA and this one is dry hopped, so $18.50 doesn't even seem too bad.

Sounds like free chicken in my beer, and the easiest way to get that chicken soup look

All these hazy ass IPA's are dry hopped at least once.

 

[FoudreGuy]

Do you think this has any pulp?

 

[Josh2]

Do you think this has any pulp?

I didn't know they sold Hi-C in swing top bottles. I gotta get to Sweden.

 

[Don2]

Met a new neighbor at a block party hangout last night.

Mentioned untappd, but we didn't exchange usernames.

This morning, he found me due to the unique check-ins from last night.

Friends in common: Don, natch.

 

[Lutter]

Do you think this has any pulp?

Am I gonna be the first to ask?







































... did they mash the puppies in or re-ferment with puppies?

This is Omnipollo we're talking about....

 

[litheum94]

I'll enjoy my $14 6-packs of Latona Crush from Reubens

The Crush line is so ******* good. Wonder if we'll see cans in Portland.

 

[drgarage1]

Do you think this has any pulp?

If it has any hops, it has plenty of skunk.

 

[user 312341]

Am I gonna be the first to ask?







































... did they mash the puppies in or re-ferment with puppies?

This is Omnipollo we're talking about....

 

[FoudreGuy]

The Crush line is so ******* good. Wonder if we'll see cans in Portland.

Crush cans don't leave the brewery, so probably not.

 

[furley]

This diagram is missing the largest bottle. The Midas. Midas bottles are 30L. I would line for for a Midas bottle or atrial. Not really sure what I would do with it or how I would carry it though.

obligatory: who's the pair of tits on the left?

 

[furley]

this is my weakness

 

[Lutter]

I don't really buy much Dogfish Head beer anymore but...

http://beerstreetjournal.com/dogfish-head-oak-aged-vanilla-world-wide-stout/

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I don't really buy much Dogfish Head beer anymore but...

http://beerstreetjournal.com/dogfish-head-oak-aged-vanilla-world-wide-stout/

I got my guy on the inside getting me some.

 

[JulianB1]

I don't really buy much Dogfish Head beer anymore but...

http://beerstreetjournal.com/dogfish-head-oak-aged-vanilla-world-wide-stout/

“At Dogfish, our raison d’être is to expand the boundaries of the typical beer experience by creating innovative beers made from fresh ingredients, so we decided to take a new spin on our popular stout follow the same guaranteed hype vehicle as every other brewer by adding tons of whole Madagascar vanilla beans to the recipe. The addition of the beans enhances the coffee and chocolatey notes in increases FOMO/hype factor and hence the secondary market value the beer which we think our fans shitlords who will line up to buy the beer will enjoy.” – Sam Calagione, founder & CEO

Fixed that for Sam.

 

[quirk6]

Am I gonna be the first to ask?







































... did they mash the puppies in or re-ferment with puppies?

This is Omnipollo we're talking about....

Either way, there's no actual puppy flavor.

 

[Lutter]

Fixed that for Sam.

LOL. As if anyone is gonna line up for a Dogfish Head beer. Good one. Agree with the rest. But I want my 18% 'Nilla beer.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

LOL. As if anyone is gonna line up for a Dogfish Head beer. Good one. Agree with the rest. But I want my 18% 'Nilla beer.

If this does make it's way to distribution I assume it will sit on the shelves here in PA/NJ just like Raison D'Extra and World Wide Stout. Which I love.

 

[FoudreGuy]

I remember people lining up for 120 Minute IPA. What a different world it was back then.

 

[quirk6]

I remember people lining up for 120 Minute IPA. What a different world it was back then.

My usual liquor store still keeps it behind the counter, but it sits for awhile.

 

[Lutter]

I remember people lining up for 120 Minute IPA. What a different world it was back then.

Texas got so little back when I moved here that liquor stores would stash it in the back. Finding that **** was like finding GOLD.

Oh how the times have changed, lol.

 

[furley]

I remember people lining up for 120 Minute IPA. What a different world it was back then.

suggesting that people ever lined up for beer before 2016 is false news, brohan

only new money newbs line up to ruin beer

 

[arren]

I don't care if you can't taste the chicken. The point is that it happened. I'm too tired to think of a witty pun this time around. ant880 / KWMiles / yamar68 / FTowne -- I'm sure you guys can come up with something though.

something something stick my cock in beer something something very small

that's the best i got.

 

[Josh2]

something something stick my cock in beer something something very small

that's the best i got.

Sounds like the adjuncts for Kirin.

 

[ccbstl]

 

[JCastle1]

I've always wanted my bottles to taste like the beer was fresh from draft. This is perfect.

 

[stakem1]

suggesting that people ever lined up for beer before 2016 is false news, brohan

only new money newbs line up to ruin beer

It was the winter of 2013 in lake effect snow town, Pennsylvania. The brewery knew their tiny as **** establishment was gonna get bombarded so they closed the streets down in preperation. Neckbeards came from many states away desperate for a chance not only to try this stouty elixir called black magick but take some home that was aged in dem pappiez barrels.

That poor little brewery had no idea people would be waiting outside before they even opened 24 hours in advance. They took pity upon how pathetic some of us were and they let us inside before their normal opening hours. We were not simply beer nerds, no, we were ******* superfans.

As the day lingered on, more unfamiliar license plates filled the streets and people gathered. Suddenly, internet personas started to recognize one another and drunktarded comradery ensued. Before we knew it partially naked bodies were sprawled out in the snow and pig heads were barbarically consumed.

Zero ******* regrets. Would do again right ******* now.

 

[Kasher]

I've always wanted my bottles to taste like the beer was fresh from draft. This is perfect.

I have no idea how sincere, if at all, this sentiment is.

 

[JCastle1]

I have no idea how sincere, if at all, this sentiment is.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I've always wanted my bottles to taste like the beer was fresh from draft. This is perfect.

needs more hashtags regarding troegs.

 

[JCastle1]

needs more hashtags regarding troegs.

The third to last hashtag has some... interesting content.