Random Beer Thoughts

[lb304854]

Was she hot?

Very. Golf ball through a garden hose ability as well. A bush suitable to hide charlie though.

 

[evilc]

Earlier in this thread there was discussion of an episode where exactly that scenario took place. Apparently some neckbeard will call you a "cuck" for doing it.

Wouldn't they be the cucks?

 

[fear0251]

Wouldn't they be the cucks?

This sounds like a great setup for a movie. We could call it, "The Mighty Cucks"

 

[jivex5k1]

******* beer nerds... I'm glad I can get my IPAs at a grocery store like a normal alcoholic.

 

[Hookemhops13]

Earlier in this thread there was discussion of an episode where exactly that scenario took place. Apparently some neckbeard will call you a "cuck" for doing it.

Wouldn't they be the cucks?

Edit: For clarification, not directed at evilc or JulianB. This is to the neckbeards at the release.

 

[evilc]

Tell us more....

 

[RyanG1]

Tell us more....

 

[gregkoko]

I need to start liking more things that aren't beer, cocktails, or whiskey.

On vacation and from about 8am (when I wake up) to noon when the breweries open I'm struggling to find anything fun to do. I've already been to 2 coffee shops. What do normal people do in the morning?

Edit: also just caught up. That Maryland law is idiotic. Politicians suck.

Edit2: I really liked that dontdrinkbeer post.

You find a gut busting breakfast to lay down a good base

 

[jbeezification1]

Chairs are not people, my friend.

How can chairs be legal when laws aren't real?

 

[furley]

I was just there

wait, is that you or dontdrinkbeer

 

[Rails]

wait, is that you or dontdrinkbeer

That my girl, ddb is more into barleywines

 

[jbeezification1]

So here's a hypothetical thought i've had about the whole tired hands chair thing. What if I were to go to the front of the line (or just somewhere really close to the front, let's say) and the groups of chairs in that area were empty, and I just kicked them sumbitches over and took that spot and waited like a "normal" person, would the beer geek universe implode because i just found a loophole?

I feel like that's the normal thing to do. I wouldn't even think twice about doing that.

 

[jammery]

I feel like that's the normal thing to do. I wouldn't even think twice about doing that.

the best was when someone made a craigslist post advertising free chairs.

 

[user 305778]

Tired Hands approved of the chair situation though and told people that it was legit. That ended the idea of just going to the front of the line before it started moving. At this point, apparently the township has stated that they don't want unattended chairs outside though no one knows what they are planning to do about it.

 

[RedCoffee]

Can't someone just go pee all over the chairs?

 

[jivex5k1]

Can't someone just go pee all over the chairs?

Drive by with a super soaker.

 

[evilc]

Drive by with a super soaker.

I was going to suggest liquid ass but there will probably be no change in smell.

 

[mvl339]

how long till westbrook brewing make triple double ipa

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[falc0n26001]

In a new article about Hair of the Dog, the first sentence reads

Amidst an ever-shifting lineup of new Goses,, a kaleidoscope of fruit beers, tropical IPA’s and milkshake dessert beers, Alan Sprints Hair of the Dog brewery and beers remain still.

Emphasis added.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

how long till westbrook brewing make triple double ipa

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Would that be a quintuple IPA (3+2) or a sextuple IPA (3 x 2)?

 

[MooseLang]

I bought a 12 pack of Born Again Yesterday for $19 today.

Really makes me question why I ever spent $16 on a 4 pack of cans, and if I ever need to bother doing it again.

 

[evilc]

I bought a 12 pack of Born Again Yesterday for $19 today.

Really makes me question why I ever spent $16 on a 4 pack of cans, and if I ever need to bother doing it again.

Imagine 2 $10.99 6 packs of Swami's IPA. Pint cans.

 

[ficklenicholas]

Imagine 2 $10.99 6 packs of Swami's IPA. Pint cans.

I miss Swamis.

 

[evilc]

I miss Swamis.

****'s cheap. Send me an address and I'll send you a case.

 

[tosh1]

Beer names 101.

 

[Ziggy]

Beer names 101.

 

[Sam Fu]

I bought a 12 pack of Born Again Yesterday for $19 today.

Really makes me question why I ever spent $16 on a 4 pack of cans, and if I ever need to bother doing it again.

Cause Lagunitas is the best value brewery that gets caught in the shuffle. Grabbed a 6pk of Waldo's and remembered how enjoyable it was from last year. What I didn't remember was that it's 11.9%.

 

[Ziggy]

Cause Lagunitas is the best value brewery that gets caught in the shuffle. Grabbed a 6pk of Waldo's and remembered how enjoyable it was from last year. What I didn't remember was that it's 11.9%.

Lagunitas has it figured out. Dollar for dollar, you cannot beat their prices, especially when it comes to their "limited release" stuff.

 

[mvl339]

I think at most dive bars, sports bars with average beer selection lagunitas is always my go to, they usually have lil sumpin. also they give a lot of money to NPR which is cool.

Also they are kinda the last "big" craft brewery not to switch to cans which is interesting

 

[cry me]

I think at most dive bars, sports bars with average beer selection lagunitas is always my go to, they usually have lil sumpin. also they give a lot of money to NPR which is cool.

Also they are kinda the last "big" craft brewery not to switch to cans which is interesting

They do have a beer in cans.