Random Beer Thoughts

[Josh2]

I'm drinking beautifully, want a sample?

 

[lb304854]

hesrightyouknow.jpg

This Black Note is still one of the best stouts I ever had...anyone that still has these 750's i highly suggest drinking it now. It's so damn good.

A person describing a beer they are drinking in any way is the worst.

 

[regularjohn]

A person describing a beer they are drinking in any way is the worst.

I never give beer "reviews", only if its a tome because you actually have to wrap your head around what it is.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

A person describing a beer they are drinking in any way is the worst.

You need to be a guest judge at a homebrew competition one day, you will go ******* postal and likely murder half the room after listening to folks describe beer and assign value / points to individual aspects.

I only hate myself a little bit.

 

[arren]

A person describing a beer they are drinking in any way is the worst.

The best is when they have to add some obscure analogs to legitimize their eclectic tastes.

"Oh yeah that beer was great, had aromas of cara cara pith with an unctuous mouthfeel like a custard apple fresh picked off the tree and a hint of umami like a young mangosteen"

Whatever the **** happened to "oh ****, this is awesome?"

 

[regularjohn]

The best is when they have to add some obscure analogs to legitimize their eclectic tastes.

"Oh yeah that beer was great, had aromas of cara cara pith with an unctuous mouthfeel like a custard apple fresh picked off the tree and a hint of umami like a young mangosteen"

Whatever the **** happened to "oh ****, this is awesome?"

 

[mateoloco]

I thought that this was a legit unstaged picture but then I spotted the wedding ring. Nope.





































What is the source of the original photo?

 

[furley]

hesrightyouknow.jpg

This Black Note is still one of the best stouts I ever had...anyone that still has these 750's i highly suggest drinking it now. It's so damn good.

one of my biggest disappointments right there. friend of mine surprised with a bottle of Black Note a few years back. my brain was amped up for a mescaline type euphoria. instead it was like drinking Clorox.

 

[furley]

I'm drinking beautifully, want a sample?

dat prostate

 

[furley]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/20/montana-lawmaker-seeks-to-bring-back-road-beer.html

claaark13

 

[Ziggy]

The best is when they have to add some obscure analogs to legitimize their eclectic tastes.

"Oh yeah that beer was great, had aromas of cara cara pith with an unctuous mouthfeel like a custard apple fresh picked off the tree and a hint of umami like a young mangosteen"

Whatever the **** happened to "oh ****, this is awesome?"

You forgot "for days"

You can't have a ridiculously convoluted tasting note unless you end it with "for days"

 

[Ziggy]

I think i read a tasting note recently that included "banker box" in the aroma.

Who the **** is sniffing those?

 

[Jnorton00]

I think i read a tasting note recently that included "banker box" in the aroma.

Who the **** is sniffing those?

Maybe he meant "Banker's box"

 

[Snarf1]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/20/montana-lawmaker-seeks-to-bring-back-road-beer.html

claaark13

Well thankfully there really isn't any enforcement. Road signs in MT should give distances in beers.

 

[Ziggy]

Maybe he meant "Banker's box"

 

[FoudreGuy]

Every once in a while I'll see some crazy description which is basically a list of ingredients and my thought is always "blend all that **** up together and see how you like it."

The best is when they have to add some obscure analogs to legitimize their eclectic tastes.

"Oh yeah that beer was great, had aromas of cara cara pith with an unctuous mouthfeel like a custard apple fresh picked off the tree and a hint of umami like a young mangosteen"

Whatever the **** happened to "oh ****, this is awesome?"

My favorite was when I saw someone compare Guava Table to biting into a fresh guava.

I'm guessing that person has never actually seen a guava. I'm also wondering how often a lot of people who lose their minds over fruited sours actually eat fruit.

 

[Jnorton00]

I'm also wondering how often a lot of people who lose their minds over fruited sours actually eat fruit.

Judging by the amount of guys I see with huge tits at beer events I would guess not many of them.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Judging by the amount of guys I see with huge tits at beer events I would guess not many of them.

Fruit has a lot of sugar.

 

[arren]

This is some low-hanging fruit, even for you dontdrinkbeer

https://twitter.com/BeerSnobTrump

 

[jmgrub]

A buddy just posted this in a Facebook beer group we are in together:

"Sitting at Beer Rev[olution]....dude walks in with his 6 year old daughter, if that old. Bartender tells him she can't be in there. So he says to her..."daddy needs a favor". Takes her outside and leaves her alone on the street, in Oakland, comes back in, spends a few mins buying a few Plinys, and takes off."

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

This is some low-hanging fruit, even for you dontdrinkbeer

https://twitter.com/BeerSnobTrump

Lol what is this ****

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Fruit has a lot of sugar.

I love when beer nerds are sad when a plum sour isn't purple and it becomes immediately evident that they don't know what the inside of a plum looks like

 

[JulianB1]

A buddy just posted this in a Facebook beer group we are in together:

"Sitting at Beer Rev[olution]....dude walks in with his 6 year old daughter, if that old. Bartender tells him she can't be in there. So he says to her..."daddy needs a favor". Takes her outside and leaves her alone on the street, in Oakland, comes back in, spends a few mins buying a few Plinys, and takes off."

Too soon for a "Trump's America" joke?

 

[ASak10]

Wait, you can't bring your own kid into someplace to buy some beer? WTF is that?

 

[furley]

A buddy just posted this in a Facebook beer group we are in together:

"Sitting at Beer Rev[olution]....dude walks in with his 6 year old daughter, if that old. Bartender tells him she can't be in there. So he says to her..."daddy needs a favor". Takes her outside and leaves her alone on the street, in Oakland, comes back in, spends a few mins buying a few Plinys, and takes off."

must not be in Wisconsin

 

[RyanG1]

Wait, you can't bring your own kid into someplace to buy some beer? WTF is that?

It's a bar that doesn't serve food. So, no i think.

I tie mine outside with a bowl of water.

 

[regularjohn]

one of my biggest disappointments right there. friend of mine surprised with a bottle of Black Note a few years back. my brain was amped up for a mescaline type euphoria. instead it was like drinking Clorox.

 

[ASak10]

It's a bar that doesn't serve food. So, no i think.

I tie mine outside with a bowl of water.

Do breweries count as well in terms of not being able to bring in kids if the brewery doesn't serve food? Weird law.

 

[RyanG1]

Do breweries count as well in terms of not being able to bring in kids if the brewery doesn't serve food? Weird law.

No clue.

Some breweries with no food you can, others you cannot.

 

[Josh2]

It's a bar that doesn't serve food. So, no i think.

I tie mine outside with a bowl of water.

Thanks for securing your child. So many delinquent parents allow their offspring to roam free while they are inside a bar drinking.