Random Beer Thoughts

[lb304854]

Are you kidding me you little piece of **** i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet think again ******, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE ******* DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your ******* face off the earth you little **** if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your ******* tongue but you couldn’t you’re ******* dead kiddo

 

[abawol01]

Are you kidding me you little piece of **** i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet think again ******, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE ******* DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your ******* face off the earth you little **** if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your ******* tongue but you couldn’t you’re ******* dead kiddo

 

[brentsdodgers]

raise your hand if you never waited in line for a beer release

Now raise your hand if you have never waited in line for a beer release that you planned on selling afterwards.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Are you kidding me you little piece of **** i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet think again ******, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE ******* DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your ******* face off the earth you little **** if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your ******* tongue but you couldn’t you’re ******* dead kiddo

Is there an app to check those in? Tickers gotta tick.

 

[Josh2]

Is there an app to check those in? Tickers gotta tick.

Unhingd

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Unhingd

 

[FoudreGuy]

Now raise your hand if you have never waited in line for a beer release that you planned on trading afterwards.

 

[Josh2]

Now raise your hand if you're tired of raising your hand.

 

[jivex5k1]

Now raise your hand if you're tired of raising your hand.

 

[jbeezification1]

When I was a kid they had some dude come give a presentation to the whole school. **** was lame. Anyways they did the whole raise your hand if this and that and then the dude said raise your hand if you just don't like raising your hand and I was one of the only ones to not raise my hand still. I didn't raise it once.

I've always been a badass.

 

[jivex5k1]

When I was a kid they had some dude come give a presentation to the whole school. **** was lame. Anyways they did the whole raise your hand if this and that and then the dude said raise your hand if you just don't like raising your hand and I was one of the only ones to not raise my hand still. I didn't raise it once.

I've always been a badass.

Not as cool as the yo-yo performers?

 

[RyanG1]

Might be yanking a chain but really hope he had his mom drive 10 hours to get beer.

 

[daniel1]

Might be yanking a chain but really hope he had his mom drive 10 hours to get beer.

This doesn't surprise me at all. What is surprising is that he realizes how absurd it is. Most of the idiots these days would just expect the person they entered to get it no matter the circumstances.

 

[ImYourHuckleberry1]

Might be yanking a chain but really hope he had his mom drive 10 hours to get beer.

He's actually a good buddy of mine and is super aware of how it looks to ask his mother to grab these for him, however he travels for work constantly and shares all of his best beers with his family and friends. He was actually one of the first traders I met, and dude even came to my bachelor party.

 

[jivex5k1]

Might be yanking a chain but really hope he had his mom drive 10 hours to get beer.

"I'm so ashamed about what I did, let me just post about the whole thing on instagram."

 

[RyanG1]

He's actually a good buddy of mine and is super aware of how it looks to ask his mother to grab these for him, however he travels for work constantly and shares all of his best beers with his family and friends. He was actually one of the first traders I met, and dude even came to my bachelor party.

Small world!

Well good for him and his mom is ******* awesome if she does that.

Your box is coming soon!

 

[ImYourHuckleberry1]

Small world!

Well good for him and his mom is ******* awesome if she does that.

Your box is coming soon!

 

[regularjohn]

Might be yanking a chain but really hope he had his mom drive 10 hours to get beer.

Way to go Mom

 

[FTowne1]

He's actually a good buddy of mine and is super aware of how it looks to ask his mother to grab these for him, however he travels for work constantly and shares all of his best beers with his family and friends. He was actually one of the first traders I met, and dude even came to my bachelor party.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

So this isn't directed at anyone in particular here, and not toward the Toppling Goliath KBBS & Assassin release at all. However, the backlash has given me some things to ponder. Namely, the fact that my father (who did 31 years in law enforcement) wouldn't be working his current gig as an assistant brewer / handyman at a local brewery without the background he gained by getting involved in craft beer / going to events and limited releases / going to tastings with his son 5+ years ago. And he will tell anyone who listens (and those that don't) that he is having a much better time in his second career than he ever had in his first one.

While some of the folks who are having family mule for releases might want to ease back on the social media posting about it, I'm personally not in the camp that is going to bring out the pitchforks to bitch about seeing folks with their parent / s in lines at events.

I save that anger for breweries who sell kettle sours for $25+ a bottle and the canned IPA hazy nonsense.

 

[trickytunadicky]

So this isn't directed at anyone in particular here, and not toward the Toppling Goliath KBBS & Assassin release at all. However, the backlash has given me some things to ponder. Namely, the fact that my father (who did 31 years in law enforcement) wouldn't be working his current gig as an assistant brewer / handyman at a local brewery without the background he gained by getting involved in craft beer / going to events and limited releases / going to tastings with his son 5+ years ago. And he will tell anyone who listens (and those that don't) that he is having a much better time in his second career than he ever had in his first one.

While some of the folks who are having family mule for releases might want to ease back on the social media posting about it, I'm personally not in the camp that is going to bring out the pitchforks to bitch about seeing folks with their parent / s in lines at events.

I save that anger for breweries who sell kettle sours for $25+ a bottle and the canned IPA hazy nonsense.

Tony, the operative word there is "with." Hell, I never send my dad to something I don't expect him to pick up bottles for him first.

 

[Lutter]

So this isn't directed at anyone in particular here, and not toward the Toppling Goliath KBBS & Assassin release at all. However, the backlash has given me some things to ponder. Namely, the fact that my father (who did 31 years in law enforcement) wouldn't be working his current gig as an assistant brewer / handyman at a local brewery without the background he gained by getting involved in craft beer / going to events and limited releases / going to tastings with his son 5+ years ago. And he will tell anyone who listens (and those that don't) that he is having a much better time in his second career than he ever had in his first one.

While some of the folks who are having family mule for releases might want to ease back on the social media posting about it, I'm personally not in the camp that is going to bring out the pitchforks to bitch about seeing folks with their parent / s in lines at events.

I save that anger for breweries who sell kettle sours for $25+ a bottle and the canned IPA hazy nonsense.

I ask my dad to pick up beer for me, he then drinks one of said beer and pulls out of the trade cause it's "too good to let go of" or "forgets" to send it then drinks it.

Sigh.

 

[Beerontwowheels]

I ask my dad to pick up beer for me, he then drinks one of said beer and pulls out of the trade cause it's "too good to let go of" or "forgets" to send it then drinks it.

Sigh.

There's a 'pulls out' joke in here, but I'll let the next guy have it.

 

[RyanG1]

So this isn't directed at anyone in particular here, and not toward the Toppling Goliath KBBS & Assassin release at all. However, the backlash has given me some things to ponder. Namely, the fact that my father (who did 31 years in law enforcement) wouldn't be working his current gig as an assistant brewer / handyman at a local brewery without the background he gained by getting involved in craft beer / going to events and limited releases / going to tastings with his son 5+ years ago. And he will tell anyone who listens (and those that don't) that he is having a much better time in his second career than he ever had in his first one.

While some of the folks who are having family mule for releases might want to ease back on the social media posting about it, I'm personally not in the camp that is going to bring out the pitchforks to bitch about seeing folks with their parent / s in lines at events.

I save that anger for breweries who sell kettle sours for $25+ a bottle and the canned IPA hazy nonsense.

Your dad sounds cool as **** or as the kids would say straight 100

 

[FoudreGuy]

My dad has gone on multiple weekend trips with my friends and I to de Garde release parties and finds his way on to private party buses and drinks more than us. He then drives us to more breweries. Dude is the best enabling wing man. My dad is easily cooler than I am.

I drank with both of my parents at Cantillon a couple summers ago. Hell, they've been to more breweries than I have. Damn lucky retired life.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Your dad sounds cool as **** or as the kids would say straight 100

LT is the best.

 

[trickytunadicky]

LT at 4 Elf 2015

 

[jmgrub]

Flying back to LA from Portland right now after an awesome weekend. Between De Garde and Upright, I acquired a case of stuff to bring home with me. When I was checking in for my flight (Alaska Air), I found out that it's free to check a case of "wine" when you fly out of Portland on Alaska (as long as you have an Alaska frequent flier number). Wine barrel-aged wild ales are basically the same thing, right?

 

[Gonzoillini1]

My dad is easily cooler than I am.

LT at 4 Elf 2015

Yep I know those feels.

For example backfat doesn't do this to me.

Also you can get a feel for pre and post law enforcement LT.

 

[sherm10161]

Also you can get a feel for pre and post law enforcement LT.