Random Beer Thoughts

[lazerviking]

Why does it matter to so many people if maybe I just don't like IPAs?

Probably because they're so delicious people think you're bullshitting them.

 

[RyanG1]

Barleywines are disgusting. 7 out of 3 Podiatrists agree with me.

 

[BadJustin]

Barleywines are disgusting. 7 out of 3 Proctologists agree with me.

Finally, some stats I can get behind.....


Yeah, I fixed it a little.

 

[TripleSixHoppia]

When did these tickers become Baskin Robins?

 

[Der Fuchs]

When did these tickers become Baskin Robins?

I do like that they include wheat flour on the ingredients list, thus illustrating the point that this trend is just about gimmicks.

Errr, I mean, that wheat flower is obviously super essential to all those volatile hop oils surviving to the end product.

 

[JulianB1]

When did these tickers become Baskin Robins?

"We brewed a sweet porter with adjunct flavorings, but added fruit-forward finishing hops so we could call it an IPA!"

 

[JCastle1]

Not gonna lie, those Milkshake beers sound right up my alley. Wanna try them soon cause my clone tasted like crap.

 

[lazerviking]

When did these tickers become Baskin Robins?

I do like that they include wheat flour on the ingredients list, thus illustrating the point that this trend is just about gimmicks.

Errr, I mean, that wheat flower is obviously super essential to all those volatile hop oils surviving to the end product.

"We brewed a sweet porter with adjunct flavorings, but added fruit-forward finishing hops so we could call it an IPA!"

The sad thing is that it will kick in two days. I go to TH a couple times a month living so close and I've yet to try one of these milkshake IPAs (by choice). At least TH seems to acknowledge how silly it is. They brewed a helles a few weeks ago and when they posted it they described it basically as adjunct-free and subtle, with the question "Will you still like it?"

 

[lb304854]

When did these tickers become Baskin Robins?

Is it just me, or are the dancing shadow with a feathered cap and the Yellow King simultaneously pissing into the glass?

 

[LukeAleTime]

Still solidly just okay to me. There are a few I enjoy, but if I was going to write sexist beer articles as a woman, the first one I would write would be "Ten IPAs to get your Boyfriend/Husband Wild About Craft Beer!" It's the men's version of fruit beer.

Oh ****. Can I steal that?

 

[quirk6]

Oh ****. Can I steal that?

Stealing means you don't ask. Is English different down there?

 

[LukeAleTime]

Stealing means you don't ask. Is English different down there?

It's our passive aggressive way. There's no way he can say no but asking outright would be too sincere. This way I get to sound like a rebel because I'm saying steal, but I'm also still asking because I'm also a nice guy.

A rebel with a heart. That's my brand.

 

[quirk6]

It's our passive aggressive way. There's no way he can say no but asking outright would be too sincere. This way I get to sound like a rebel because I'm saying steal, but I'm also still asking because I'm also a nice guy.

A rebel with a heart. That's my brand.

 

[tosh1]

Stealing means you don't ask. Is English different down there?

I'm going to resit making a criminal Aussie joke here.

 

[LukeAleTime]

I'm going to resit making a criminal Aussie joke here.

Jokes on you, I'm not even from Australia. Definitely a criminal though, so that's fair.

 

[quirk6]

I'm going to resit making a criminal Aussie joke here.

I resisted. Barely.

 

[Beerontwowheels]

There's no way he can say no but asking outright would be too sincere.

She's a she...man.

 

[trickytunadicky]

LukeAleTime I have been watching this back and forth and just realized I was asked a question. Please do. I figured it was more arren's speed, but knock yourself out.

And seriously, look at my signature. Would a dude say that about Alison Brie?

 

[LukeAleTime]

LukeAleTime I have been watching this back and forth and just realized I was asked a question. Please do. I figured it was more arren's speed, but knock yourself out.

And seriously, look at my signature. Would a dude say that about Alison Brie?

Excellent. And apologies for the mixup.

Arren doesn't even like writing anymore anyway.

 

[sacrelicio]

Oh god Waldo's is so good this year.

 

[SeaWatchman]

I think I might go to Canada in a few weekends.
(PM for details)

 

[JBP]

Oh god Waldo's is so good this year.

Crushing it daily at this point. So good.

 

[sacrelicio]

Crushing it daily at this point. So good.

I Juss had two

 

[viajero]

Oh god Waldo's is so good this year.

But, seriously, great stuff

Random Beer Thoughts

 

[MooseLang]

I can't stand when people openly talk about how they tick. People talking about how when places don't offer flights, they will order full pours, drink a couple ounces, then waste the rest, just so they can tick several beers. Really grinds my ******* gears. I need to stop hate-following people on Ratebeer....

 

[caaam]

Ratebeer....

 

[ggfunk]

As long as they buy the beer and support the brewery, who cares if they don't finish it?

 

[stupac2]

As long as they buy the beer and support the brewery, who cares if they don't finish it?

BUT THERE ARE SOBER KIDS IN AFRICA!

 

[ggfunk]

BUT THERE ARE SOBER KIDS IN AFRICA!

Let's makes sure all of the American kids get drunk first.

 

[viajero]

I can't stand when people openly talk about how they tick. People talking about how when places don't offer flights, they will order full pours, drink a couple ounces, then waste the rest, just so they can tick several beers. Really grinds my ******* gears. I need to stop hate-following people on Ratebeer....

"hate-following" -- haha, great phrase.