Random Beer Thoughts

[drgarage1]

Yeah that just sounds like a moron.

First word, sounds like...moron.

 

[AynRandWasRight]

this just popped up in the Reddit livethread for the Panama papers leak:

"The family 'Spoelberch', one of the richest Belgian families, has been named in the Panama Papers that were revealed yesterday. The family is the largest shareholder of the global company AB InBev, the world's largest beer manufacturer."

 

[Turfy]

All 3 bottles of 'Green Flash' Duet I have sampled since their release have been extremely 'meh'...

 

[Hookemhops13]

Last Snow is good and all but has an artificial-ness to it that is a bit off putting. Should have just bought 3 4-packs of Death by Coconut instead...

Oh and minimal coffee...

 

[RayP]

Last Snow is good and all but has an artificial-ness to it that is a bit off putting. Should have just bought 3 4-packs of Death by Coconut instead...

Oh and minimal coffee...

Couldn't agree more. Also wasn't impressed with MBCP.

 

[SeaWatchman]

this just popped up in the Reddit livethread for the Panama papers leak:

"The family 'Spoelberch', one of the richest Belgian families, has been named in the Panama Papers that were revealed yesterday. The family is the largest shareholder of the global company AB InBev, the world's largest beer manufacturer."

So you're saying Ayn Rand was right all along?

 

[BadJustin]

Last Snow is good and all but has an artificial-ness to it that is a bit off putting. Should have just bought 3 4-packs of Death by Coconut instead...

Oh and minimal coffee...

Couldn't agree more. Also wasn't impressed with MBCP.

But but but....

I think it's more that we don't have that much trouble trading the more sought after Cycle bottles for Cantillon stateside.

Florida


I get it FB v. Cycle but still. Florida

 

[masterovkhaos]

But but but....






Florida


I get it FB v. Cycle but still. Florida

Meh, say whatever you want, I could probably trade multiples of Last Snow for Iris if I wanted to, but instead I usually trade it for shelf **** like Trillium hops or send it as an extra and everyone usually appreciates it. Sorry all we have going on down here in south florida is overhyped adjunct porters and overpriced berliners from a guy that everyone hates.

I still stand by the fact that most Cycle stouts would easily go 1:1 with something like Iris or CSG, but again, when I get Cycle stouts I usually just drink them anyway.

 

[BadJustin]

Meh, say whatever you want, I could probably trade multiples of Last Snow for Iris if I wanted to, but instead I usually trade it for shelf **** like Trillium hops or send it as an extra and everyone usually appreciates it. Sorry all we have going on down here in south florida is overhyped adjunct porters and overpriced berliners from a guy that everyone hates.

I still stand by the fact that most Cycle stouts would easily go 1:1 with something like Iris or CSG, but again, when I get Cycle stouts I usually just drink them anyway.

The fact that you typed that many characters tells me you don't get it. Chillax Florida, no one doubts your new money prowess.




Americas wang, lol.

 

[masterovkhaos]

The fact that you typed that many characters tells me you don't get it. Chillax Florida, no one doubts your new money prowess.




Americas wang, lol.

Sorry, I spent a good half hour looking for the right meme, but ended up using words to explain myself instead. Just didn't like being quoted out of context.

 

[sacrelicio]

KBS is my favorite extra that I've ever received. I think that sums up the beer perfectly.

I think I sent one once as an extra. Or maybe I dreamed that.

 

[sacrelicio]

Oh, so I send you Whirlpool and you don't like it. Someone else sends it to you and it's delicious. I see how it is.

Man where was I? Missed this gif. I wanted to believe, you helped me start my journey. Now I believe.

Heard some rumblings on the interwebs regarding infection / acetaldehyde on the newest batch of Hunahpu, I cracked one with family today that was as good as ever.

Definitely got that green apple off a bottle. I seem to have developed a sensitivity for it.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Man where was I? Missed this gif. I wanted to believe, you helped me start my journey. Now I believe.



Definitely got that green apple off a bottle. I seem to have developed a sensitivity for it.

Maybe I've just been lucky, cracked about 4 bottles from the 12/30/15 batch and all have been good. Good on tap as well. Do you remember what the bottling date was on the bottle you got green apple?

 

[jmgrub]

Definitely got that green apple off a bottle. I seem to have developed a sensitivity for it.

It was probably just the jalapenos and banana peppers.

 

[sacrelicio]

It was probably just the jalapenos and banana peppers.

Pronounced jawlopennos

 

[Stubs]

Folks say "This 8% beer is great, drinks like its about 4%."


"This 4% beer is great, drinks like its 8%"

 

[sacrelicio]

Maybe I've just been lucky, cracked about 4 bottles from the 12/30/15 batch and all have been good. Good on tap as well. Do you remember what the bottling date was on the bottle you got green apple?

Nope, don't know. It was still OK, green apple just dinged it a bit.

 

[jmgrub]

Pronounced jawlopennos

What do you say to someone who steals your chilies?

Those ancho chilies.

 

[sacrelicio]

Folks say "This 8% beer is great, drinks like its about 4%."


"This 4% beer is great, drinks like its 8%"

Too late for math.

 

[ASak10]

Folks say "This 8% beer is great, drinks like its about 4%."


"This 4% beer is great, drinks like its 8%"

My favorite is whenever a new Avery 18% gold top comes out and inevitably half the ******* comments are "this is good but real hot! Need to lay it down for a bit." Oh really? An 18% beer is "hot"? You don't say? And you think sticking it in your closet for 6 months will somehow make it drink like a session beer? Good luck!

 

[CornAndBeer]

My favorite is whenever a new Avery 18% gold top comes out and inevitably half the ******* comments are "this is good but real hot! Need to lay it down for a bit." Oh really? An 18% beer is "hot"? You don't say? And you think sticking it in your closet for 6 months will somehow make it drink like a session beer? Good luck!

Maybe I drink too much whiskey but I always find them smooth anyways lol

 

[CornAndBeer]

What do you say to someone who steals your chilies?

Those ancho chilies.

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/awful-beer-puns-thread.31274/page-4

 

[cultclassic89]

I wasn't even going to bother looking for KBS this year, as I'm starting to care less and less about chasing **** down. Met up with a buddy in Austin in the parking lot of a grocery store to give him a six pack that I picked up in Houston. He told me they just got KBS in and asked if I wanted a couple bottles. Sure, why the hell not. Then, I was at work (grocery store) today and stopped by the beer department before I got off to look at the new Game of Thrones beer and make some small talk about the show with my coworker.

"Do you want any KBS?"

 

[Stubs]

Top 3 drunk foods.


3. Pizza.
2. Hard Boiled egg with hot sauce





























1. Nachos

 

[JCastle1]

JWB Eastbound & Down tastes exactly like if you smoked a fat cigar to completion then puked in your own mouth. Stomach acid level sour burn combined with a burnt coffee taste that equates to stale burnt tobacco. Impressively awful. Like this-must-be-a-joke level bad.

I thought it tasted like buffalo wing Pringles.

 

[drgarage1]

My favorite is whenever a new Avery 18% gold top comes out and inevitably half the ******* comments are "this is good but real hot! Need to lay it down for a bit." Oh really? An 18% beer is "hot"? You don't say? And you think sticking it in your closet for 6 months will somehow make it drink like a session beer? Good luck!

Their BA stuff is nowhere near as hot as the straight demons of beer. Mephistopheles is like chugging everclear aged on cigarette ashes fresh.

 

[sacrelicio]

My favorite is whenever a new Avery 18% gold top comes out and inevitably half the ******* comments are "this is good but real hot! Need to lay it down for a bit." Oh really? An 18% beer is "hot"? You don't say? And you think sticking it in your closet for 6 months will somehow make it drink like a session beer? Good luck!

Local Facebook beer trade group right now is all "FT: Tweak, ISO: Uncle Jacob's" and "FT: Uncle Jacob's ISO: Tweak" and never the two meet. Both are still on shelves if you look around. Like watching awkward TV characters almost bone.

 

[Stubs]

I thought it tasted like buffalo wing Pringles.

Is that better or worse than the prior description?

 

[arren]

2. Hard Boiled egg with hot sauce

 

[boogercrack]

I wasn't even going to bother looking for KBS this year, as I'm starting to care less and less about chasing **** down. Met up with a buddy in Austin in the parking lot of a grocery store to give him a six pack that I picked up in Houston. He told me they just got KBS in and asked if I wanted a couple bottles. Sure, why the hell not. Then, I was at work (grocery store) today and stopped by the beer department before I got off to look at the new Game of Thrones beer and make some small talk about the show with my coworker.

"Do you want any KBS?"

as a potential customer at said store, it's kind of annoying how many bottles of limited releases go to employees instead of customers.

especially as beer becomes more popular.

glad you didn't have to chase though.