Random Beer Thoughts

[arren]

Holy **** guys did you see that Cantillon and Hill Farmstead and Chocolate Rain are all coming out in cans?!?!?!?!?!?!

God I hate April Fool's Day.

I will admit, that Beachwood's joke was actually pretty good. I'm still not sure if it's actually a joke.

 

[JulianB1]

I will admit, that Beachwood's joke was actually pretty good. I'm still not sure if it's actually a joke.

Yeah that's pretty solid. I love how their description of it includes "not fully fermented".

 

[SirDickButts]

LOL @ donthazemebro. hahaha!

 

[BuckTuckian]

Seems like the apprapo place to drop this turbid bomb....

 

[PHBoiler]

JWB Eastbound & Down tastes exactly like if you smoked a fat cigar to completion then puked in your own mouth. Stomach acid level sour burn combined with a burnt coffee taste that equates to stale burnt tobacco. Impressively awful. Like this-must-be-a-joke level bad.

 

[tosh1]

JWB Eastbound & Down tastes exactly like if you smoked a fat cigar to completion then puked in your own mouth. Stomach acid level sour burn combined with a burnt coffee taste that equates to stale burnt tobacco. Impressively awful. Like this-must-be-a-joke level bad.

ISO. Sounds awesome.

 

[quirk6]

ISO. Sounds awesome.

Good kill shot beer for the blind BIF?

 

[FTowne1]

JWB Eastbound & Down tastes exactly like if you smoked a fat cigar to completion then puked in your own mouth. Stomach acid level sour burn combined with a burnt coffee taste that equates to stale burnt tobacco. Impressively awful. Like this-must-be-a-joke level bad.

Liked for "smoked a fat cigar to completion".

 

[SeaWatchman]

Holy **** guys did you see that Cantillon and Hill Farmstead and Chocolate Rain are all coming out in cans?!?!?!?!?!?!

God I hate April Fool's Day.

Hey the spontanair thing was pretty damn good.

 

[RayP]

Simple answer would just be that the price is a typo. I checked, they're all priced that way.

Then I thought maybe whoever used the price gun didn't realize it set to the wrong price, so asked the cashier if the price is right. He said yes.

This same place is now selling Hopslam for $22.99. By comparison, I suppose that's a damn steal!!

 

[ISO Valeric]

JWB Eastbound & Down tastes exactly like if you smoked a fat cigar to completion then puked in your own mouth. Stomach acid level sour burn combined with a burnt coffee taste that equates to stale burnt tobacco. Impressively awful. Like this-must-be-a-joke level bad.

this. god what a mess. a true wtf beer.

 

[quirk6]

Does anyone else find sour beers make them need to pee more?

 

[tikk]

$42.99 for Sahalie? Is this real life?

 

[capnmike]

JWB Eastbound & Down tastes exactly like if you smoked a fat cigar to completion then puked in your own mouth. Stomach acid level sour burn combined with a burnt coffee taste that equates to stale burnt tobacco. Impressively awful. Like this-must-be-a-joke level bad.

Can't wait to try mine!

 

[FTowne1]

Does anyone else find sour beers make them need to pee more?

It's the acid burning through your urethrea.

 

[furley]

It's the acid burning through your urethrea.

oh my god, man

 

[arren]

Seems like the apprapo place to drop this turbid bomb....

Just opened one myself, courtesy of deuce9259.



My God, this is like chewing on a pine tree.

 

[LukeAleTime]

Just opened one myself, courtesy of deuce9259.



My God, this is like chewing on a pine tree.

Is that good or bad? Sounds bad?

 

[PepeSylvia1]

$42.99 for Sahalie? Is this real life?

Just saw it on a shelf in NY for 46.99... did not even contemplate buying.

 

[arren]

Is that good or bad? Sounds bad?

I...don't know. The super hoppy beers tend to be balanced by an equally robust malt backbone, but this beer had none of that sweet finish.

So imagine something like a really dank, resinous Ruination with a clean finish. It almost tastes like iced hop extract.

 

[cultclassic89]

Drinking a Pirate Bomb now. I used to think $13 for a 12oz beer was expensive, but these $600 bottles of SR-71 make it seem like a steal.

 

[Brez071]

Seems like the apprapo place to drop this turbid bomb....

That one is basically 100% translucent compared to their other offerings...

 

[sneakychi]

first box to go 'over the pond' just got picked up by the carrier....

 

[stakem1]

Since when is the type of barrel that a beer is aged in become considered an adjunct?

Is it because barrel aging isnt necessary for it to be a beer so bourbon barrels are now considered adjuncts? Or is bourbon the adjunct or are people just dumb and im overthinking this?

 

[trickytunadicky]

Since when is the type of barrel that a beer is aged in become considered an adjunct?

Is it because barrel aging isnt necessary for it to be a beer so bourbon barrels are now considered adjuncts? Or is bourbon the adjunct or are people just dumb and im overthinking this?

Dem purity laws bro.

 

[JulianB1]

Since when is the type of barrel that a beer is aged in become considered an adjunct?

Is it because barrel aging isnt necessary for it to be a beer so bourbon barrels are now considered adjuncts? Or is bourbon the adjunct or are people just dumb and im overthinking this?

You seeing this being discussed anywhere in particular? Like some BJCP guidelines ******** or something along those lines?

 

[stakem1]

You seeing this being discussed anywhere in particular? Like some BJCP guidelines ******** or something along those lines?

No.... it was a comment on untappd by what I thought was a well informed person. He was dick making a beer saying "adjunct overkill" but the beer doesnt have any adjuncts unless you are talking about the oak barrel it was aged in.

 

[arren]

No.... it was a comment on untappd by what I thought was a well informed person. He was dick making a beer saying "adjunct overkill" but the beer doesnt have any adjuncts unless you are talking about the oak barrel it was aged in.

Even then, how can it be considered "adjunct overkill" if there's only one adjunct?

 

[JulianB1]

No.... it was a comment on untappd by what I thought was a well informed person. He was dick making a beer saying "adjunct overkill" but the beer doesnt have any adjuncts unless you are talking about the oak barrel it was aged in.

Yeah that just sounds like a moron.

 

[ggfunk]

Yeah that just sounds like a moron.

/internet