Random Beer Thoughts

[ggfunk]

Ugh I am so tired today. My work day just began and I am exhausted, but I Cantillon just yet.

Wow that was faro way from a good pun.

 

[BingoBango]

Did you guys hear that Pierre Tilquin started playing in a lambic brewers' baseball league? He's the starting quetscher.

Yeah, he likes to talk smack to the batters to try to distract them, really just de-Mure-alize them.

 

[cneville1]

Did you guys hear that Pierre Tilquin started playing in a lambic brewers' baseball league? He's the starting quetscher.

holy ****

 

[jmgrub]

Time for an awful beer puns thread?

 

[ggfunk]

Time for an awful beer puns thread?

Hop to it.

 

[jmgrub]

Hop to it.

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/awful-beer-puns-thread.31274/#post-922162

 

[jmgrub]

Did you guys hear that Pierre Tilquin started playing in a lambic brewers' baseball league? He's the starting quetscher.

*blenders'

 

[crowellbw]

I really like SN Bigfoot.

 

[nathanmiller]

We heard it was getting distro so we didn't even buy any ;(

 

[sherm10161]

Not really fond of turtles myself, but to each their own.

I do like SN Bigfoot though. Crazy to think they've been brewing that beer since 1983 (with only a few modifications along the way).

 

[mateoloco]

Somebody needs Untapped (sic) help

I've seriously fallen behind on my Untapped checkins and I feel it may affect the outlook of the beer community on my person. I'm asking for the help of an individual or individuals to input my beer consumption into untapped over the last several months. My last checkin was November 20th, I have photos of most of the beers I've drank since then and will be available 24/7 to guide you when you're not sure if I drank a beer or not. This isn't an easy task by any means so I understand if you enlist the help of several others. I can't do this on my own, you're my only hope.

 

[drgarage1]

Somebody needs Untapped (sic) help

I would think hiring someone to check in to the many many beers you were too drink or lazy to would reflect worse on someone's person than just having an out of date "UNtaped". But then, I'm a troll..

 

[trickytunadicky]

I am sure you are all as pumped about this as I am:

 

[LukeAleTime]

I am sure you are all as pumped about this as I am:

That comes up seemingly every six months.

Also, I heard Mmmbop recently and I honestly think it's a good song. Real talk.

 

[Podunkparte]

That comes up seemingly every six months.

Also, I heard Mmmbop recently and I honestly think it's a good song. Real talk.

Yeah but Mmmbop is probably an actual word Down Undah

 

[trickytunadicky]

That comes up seemingly every six months.

Also, I heard Mmmbop recently and I honestly think it's a good song. Real talk.

This is a different beer. Tweet is from today. Last one was yellow. Do you honestly thing I would't know that?

They have so many better songs than MMMBop. It's catchy as ****, but not actually my favorite. Not even close.

 

[LukeAleTime]

This is a different beer. Tweet is from today. Last one was yellow. Do you honestly thing I would't know that?

They have so many better songs than MMMBop. It's catchy as ****, but not actually my favorite. Not even close.

I don't know. ****

I'm confused about this now:

http://xhamster.com/promo/beer-is-cumming (****)

Xhamster are brewing a tripel.

 

[regularjohn]

I am sure you are all as pumped about this as I am:

 

[Juice1]

I don't know. ****

I'm confused about this now:

http://xhamster.com/promo/beer-is-cumming (****)

Xhamster are brewing a tripel.

this is ******* awesome!!!!!!!

 

[Josh2]

I don't know. ****

I'm confused about this now:

http://xhamster.com/promo/beer-is-cumming (****)

Xhamster are brewing a tripel.

Hopefully they test it so it's not an infected gusher.

 

[cneville1]

is it dumb to drive 1:45 to get guaranteed kbs? it seems very pain-free for a delicious beer and gas is so cheap that it doesn't seem like the worst way to spend a saturday afternoon.

 

[steimie]

is it dumb to drive 1:45 to get guaranteed kbs? it seems very pain-free for a delicious beer and gas is so cheap that it doesn't seem like the worst way to spend a saturday afternoon.

Do it. You get to hang in GR, have some food, drink some beer.

 

[trickytunadicky]

is it dumb to drive 1:45 to get guaranteed kbs? it seems very pain-free for a delicious beer and gas is so cheap that it doesn't seem like the worst way to spend a saturday afternoon.

 

[AndresR]

is it dumb to drive 1:45 to get guaranteed kbs? it seems very pain-free for a delicious beer and gas is so cheap that it doesn't seem like the worst way to spend a saturday afternoon.

Maybe, but that **** is on shelves here in California now too. Given the level of dumbshit new money Cali traders you could get a 4pk of kbs for a Midwest shelfie bomber.

 

[cneville1]

is it dumb to drive 1:45 to get guaranteed kbs? it seems very pain-free for a delicious beer and gas is so cheap that it doesn't seem like the worst way to spend a saturday afternoon.

forgot and every day sold out in 20 minutes! oh well.

 

[boogercrack]

is it dumb to drive 1:45 to get guaranteed kbs? it seems very pain-free for a delicious beer and gas is so cheap that it doesn't seem like the worst way to spend a saturday afternoon.

It's 4 hours each way for me to Jester king, and I never regret it. Do it.

 

[trickytunadicky]

It's 4 hours each way for me to Jester king, and I never regret it. Do it.

That's how I feel about Schramm's. Weird.

 

[Marksy]

Maybe, but that **** is on shelves here in California now too. Given the level of dumbshit new money Cali traders you could get a 4pk of kbs for a Midwest shelfie bomber.

I'm trying to wrap my head around this post. I want to understand the logic here but instead I'm just...

Your label of "dumbshit new money Cali traders" here is seemingly assigned to a hypothetical group who are willing to trade beer that can be found easily locally for beer that can be found easily elsewhere without marking it up due to .rar factor...a practice with which you take issue.

Have I got that right?

 

[Juice1]

THIS IS JUST A FRIENDLY DAILY REMINDER TO RESPECT BEER GUYS.

 

[drgarage1]

I'm trying to wrap my head around this post. I want to understand the logic here but instead I'm just...

Your label of "dumbshit new money Cali traders" here is seemingly assigned to a hypothetical group who are willing to trade beer that can be found easily locally for beer that can be found easily elsewhere without marking it up due to .rar factor...a practice with which you take issue.

Have I got that right?

AndresR is a dumbshit Cali trader. As am I. #thatsthejoke

But also, California KBS trades for less than Chicago KBS. It's a fact.