Random Beer Thoughts

[Sage1]

10/10 on the troll effort, 2/10 on the photoshop

It always amuses me that people try to use lossy compression formats to hide their poor PS skills, because that’s become the first tipoff.

 

[Josh2]

Okay, which one of you did this?

10/10 on the troll effort, 2/10 on the photoshop

And yet, as obvious as it, those idiots bought it. That group is nonstop comedy.

 

[JulianB1]

Okay, which one of you did this?

10/10 on the troll effort, 2/10 on the photoshop

Setting aside the terrible Photoshop job, forgetting to insert space following the comma after January 1 is just inexcusably sloppy.

 

[furley]

i work closely with Bank of the West

could probably look up that check# on Monday

 

[RedCoffee]

i work closely with Bank of the West

could probably look up that check# on Monday

Didn't we just learn that nefarious vigilantism is very, very naughty? Santa watches you all year.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Didn't we just learn that nefarious vigilantism is very, very naughty? Santa watches you all year.

lol, you thought someone learned a lesson from that. Silly Henry, lessons are for kids.

 

[Josh2]

Didn't we just learn that nefarious vigilantism is very, very naughty? Santa watches you all year.

Did I fall asleep in class again?
Someone let me borrow their notes please.

 

[sacrelicio]

I was wondering why the heck I'm seeing wall-to-wall Casey Leaner posts everywhere today, and then DDB drops some knowledge:



Mystery solved.

Apparently Juicy was rereleased...

 

[Hookemhops13]

Wtf is Juicy? Srs.

 

[trickytunadicky]

Did I fall asleep in class again?
Someone let me borrow their notes please.

BA Ban stories
You were there. Ring a bell?

 

[sacrelicio]

BA Ban stories
You were there. Ring a bell?

Stahhhp. I ragret that thread.

 

[sacrelicio]

Wtf is Juicy? Srs.

Trillstead Farms wale

 

[JulianB1]

BA Ban stories
You were there. Ring a bell?

Stahhhp. I ragret that thread.

That thread in GIF form:

 

[sacrelicio]

That thread in GIF form:

Which guy is MrVonzipper ?

 

[Josh2]

BA Ban stories
You were there. Ring a bell?

Oh right....
That one.



Fond memories.

 

[jwazzy]

I have been requested by the Vermontian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Vermontian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Montpelier region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Vermontian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Vermontian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Vermontian citizen to assist the Vermontian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Vermont in moving these funds out of Vermont. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Vermontian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Vermontian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Vermontian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Vermontian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Vermont.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Montpelier, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Vermontian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Vermont.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Vermontian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Juicy Islassis

 

[sacrelicio]

I have been requested by the Vermontian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Vermontian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Montpelier region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Vermontian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Vermontian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Vermontian citizen to assist the Vermontian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Vermont in moving these funds out of Vermont. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Vermontian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Vermontian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Vermontian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Vermontian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Vermont.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Montpelier, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Vermontian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Vermont.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Vermontian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Juicy Islassis

Got any Heady?

 

[jwazzy]

Got any Heady?

I have been requested by the Vermontian National Petroleum Company to contact you and respond yes. I must request mail all your Cantillon to me. I will in turn mail your Cantillon back to you with the aforementioned heady at post haste.

 

[MrVonzipper]

Which guy is MrVonzipper ?

You wish Lover!

 

[Ziggy]

I have been requested by the Vermontian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Vermontian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Montpelier region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Vermontian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Vermontian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Vermontian citizen to assist the Vermontian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Vermont in moving these funds out of Vermont. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Vermontian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Vermontian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Vermontian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Vermontian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Vermont.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Montpelier, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Vermontian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Vermont.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at 18-467-4975. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Vermontian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince Juicy Islassis

@mrpaulagabi





Is that you?

 

[user 311331]

hi! sorry, this might be little off, but i made a website about beers, for a school project. If you have 5 minutes, check it out, it will help me! Thanks in advance!

http://beer.pe.hu/

 

[tennispl]

hi! sorry, this might be little off, but i made a website about beers, for a school project. If you have 5 minutes, check it out, it will help me! Thanks in advance!

Might help to link the website...

 

[steimie]

Might help to link the website...

Something tells me that won't help.

 

[user 311331]

Might help to link the website...

yes, sorry, i forgot the link... too much beer I think

http://beer.pe.hu/

 

[steimie]

yes, sorry, i forgot the link... too much beer I think

http://beer.pe.hu/

You got Two Hearted in your Top 50. I'd give you an A.

 

[Der Fuchs]

You got Two Hearted in your Top 50. I'd give you an A.

I like that Alaskan smoked is at the top...





Even if it was alphabetical order.

 

[JulianB1]

My biggest objection to that site is Dark Lord in the top 50.

A very dark, dense ale shows tons of coffee flavors from roasted chocolaty malts. The coffee rides in waves over vanilla, with a light chocolate base and a boozy bite seeping in at the end of each sip.

I wish that's what it tasted like...

 

[ASUBeer]

hi! sorry, this might be little off, but i made a website about beers, for a school project. If you have 5 minutes, check it out, it will help me! Thanks in advance!

http://beer.pe.hu/

That site is awesome.

 

[LukeAleTime]

I genuinely love the Speigelau stemmed pils/tulip glasses and think they are the best... but now they are just ripping people off with their half baked glasses that beer geeks will gobble up so they can instagram them.

http://brooklynbrewery.com/blog/news/our-new-speigelau-glass-supercharges-saisons/

Also if I did think it was necessary, I'm not sure something as divisive as Sorachi Saison is the right one to base a whole style-glass around.

 

[JulianB1]

That's a nice-enough looking wine glass and I'd probably buy one from a brewery I care about, but the *insert beer style* glass thing is an overdone gimmick at this point. At least it's not another dildo IPA glass or whatever.

And yeah Brooklyn Sorachi Saison sucks.