Random Beer Thoughts

[BadJustin]

I was very clear and only said shotgun. That is very on brand. If you want to shot gun one, you can, too. But you just had your first Oberon party, so I don't now if you are ready for 16oz tallboy of BT.

How was it, by the way? Did you enjoy my college craft beer of choice?

On brand? Sheeeeet, I was the first and still only to shotgun on TB. Don't steal my thunder Patricia.

 

[trickytunadicky]

On brand? Sheeeeet, I was the first and still only to shotgun on TB. Don't steal my thunder Patricia.

Only because MarkIntihar is classy and always uses a glass.

 

[Turfy]

The local distributor of Bell's is pissing me off. The only Two Hearted being restocked is 2 1/2 months old.

 

[BigFrank]

The local distributor of Bell's is pissing me off. The only Two Hearted being restocked is 2 1/2 months old.

Wonder if it makes a difference to complain to the brewery. Can't hurt.

https://www.bellsbeer.com/contact-us

 

[jdd419]

The local distributor of Bell's is pissing me off. The only Two Hearted being restocked is 2 1/2 months old.

I live 3 hours away from Bells. Finding it less than 2 months old is rare here too

 

[Turfy]

I live 3 hours away from Bells. Finding it less than 2 months old is rare here too

Well that just sucks. We've been getting Two Hearted 1-2 weeks out from bottling. Oh, the good times....

 

[BadJustin]

I live 3 hours away from Bells. Finding it less than 2 months old is rare here too

Same with Ithaca Flower Power, two hours away and it's always old as ****, so pass.

 

[trickytunadicky]

The local distributor of Bell's is pissing me off. The only Two Hearted being restocked is 2 1/2 months old.

booooooo.

 

[BadJustin]

I think Two Hearted sucks

 

[trickytunadicky]

I think Two Hearted sucks

Weird, I think you suck.




You think all IPAs suck.

 

[BadJustin]

Weird, I think you suck.




You think all IPAs suck.

Ehhhhh I don't mind a good classic one every now and again, which is why I check the dates on Flower Power, I just think all the NEIPAS suck.

 

[Kasher]

I think Two Hearted sucks

mods

Please ban. Having a staff member with such a broken palate is just what this site needed.

 

[Josh2]

Two hearted is fine.
Nothing special, but drinkable if it's there and nothing better.

 

[BadJustin]

mods

Please ban. Having a staff member with such a broken palate is just what this site needed.

Yeah, well, as you know, I also crush Old Milwaukee so maybe it is? I don't give a ****. Never cared for it even when I drank IPAs on the reg.


**** you, BTW.







Happy Easter!

 

[Lutter]

https://austin.eater.com/2019/3/29/...r-company-cosmic-butterfly-purple-beer-austin

"Thirsty Planet Brewing Company is whipping up a purple beer, the Cosmic Butterfly. The Berliner Weisse-style kettle sour is made with blue butterfly pea flowers, which give the beer its bright purple color. It will be available in bottles."

 

[jdd419]

https://austin.eater.com/2019/3/29/...r-company-cosmic-butterfly-purple-beer-austin

"Thirsty Planet Brewing Company is whipping up a purple beer, the Cosmic Butterfly. The Berliner Weisse-style kettle sour is made with blue butterfly pea flowers, which give the beer its bright purple color. It will be available in bottles."

I was hoping this was a beer in a box.

 

[jdd419]

I think Two Hearted sucks

Its a great beer with food and by itself. I'm partial to Jackie O's mystic mama and Fatheads Headhunter but I will always buy some 2 hearted if I find it fresh.

I think it's also a nostalgic thing too.

 

[Moondog1]

Chocolate rain in 16oz cans?

Who will be the first to shotgun one and maybe die?

Also, will this break the $100/4pack ceiling?

I. S. **** Your Mother O.

 

[jammery]

I think Two Hearted sucks

 

[jaeselector]

I think I’ve had more Two Hearted than any other single beer.










Not including High Life.













*plus Two Hearted is named after my favorite Ernest Hemingway story.

 

[BadJustin]

I think I’ve had more Two Hearted than any other single beer.










Not including High Life.













*plus Two Hearted is named after my favorite Ernest Hemingway story.

Stop being bougie, new guy.

 

[jaeselector]

Two Hearted is proletariat. Haze cans are boojee.

 

[MarkIntihar]

This is the appropriate response.

 

[MarkIntihar]

Only because MarkIntihar is classy and always uses a glass.

And embarrassingly bad at shotgunning beers...

 

[BadJustin]

And embarrassingly bad at shotgunning beers...

As a fellow mod Mark, it is my duty to inform you to do better.

 

[furley]

I am sure they will send more, but holla @me if you need me to send you some Oberon and Pooltime.

EDIT: also if anyone hasn't tried 2 Towns Rhubarbarian, fix that. It's one of the best ciders I have ever had.

Pooltime is out now?!?

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Ok, it's April 1st where are the stupid Instagram posts from breweries?

 

[JulianB1]

Ok, it's April 1st where are the stupid Instagram posts from breweries?

They've realized it's impossible to do at this point, since every ridiculous beer idea has actually been made for real, and all the packaging gimmicks (HF IPAs and Bruery stouts in cans, etc.) have also been implemented.

This, but for beer:


(Link to media)

 

[pjs234]

Ok, it's April 1st where are the stupid Instagram posts from breweries?

not instagram, but here's the first one i bumped into this morning.

 

[Saind]

Ok, it's April 1st where are the stupid Instagram posts from breweries?

More genius than stupid