Random Beer Thoughts

[FTowne1]

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Waiting for someone to say "actually, a triple dh kettle soured NEIPA with lactose, sour patch kids, truffle honey, and sunflowers might be pretty good."

 

[Josh2]

Waiting for someone to say "actually, a triple dh kettle soured NEIPA with lactose, sour patch kids, truffle honey, and sunflowers might be pretty good."

Well, it might be?

 

[FTowne1]

Well, it might be?

God damnit Josh.

 

[Josh2]

God damnit Josh.

It most likely is not.....but could be

 

[FoudreGuy]

Waiting for someone to say "actually, a triple dh kettle soured NEIPA with lactose, sour patch kids, truffle honey, and sunflowers might be pretty good."

**** the lactose. Everything else? Maaaaybe?

 

[FTowne1]

It most likely is not.....but could be

**** the lactose. Everything else? Maaaaybe?

 

[FoudreGuy]

Nope, I really hate lactose in IPAs.

 

[FTowne1]

Nope, I really hate lactose in IPAs.

Same here. Along with every other stupid adjunct that seems to find a way in to IPA's in this terrible beer timeline.

 

[shuggy1]

Waiting for someone to say "actually, a triple dh kettle soured NEIPA with lactose, sour patch kids, truffle honey, and sunflowers might be pretty good."

There's almost always a similar path taken when saying something derogatory about a brewery. Like clockwork there will be a "I really like their x beer." Well la di ******* da. They've made 500 different beers and you managed to find one you liked? My mistake your highness, they're obviously a world class brewery.

 

[CITC3120327]

lactose in IPAs.

 

[wuntrikpony]

Worse than vanilla?

 

[jwazzy]

I went to a huge bottle share a last week for the first time in a long while. I brought my hoards and there were some of the whaleiest of whales there. The lineup was wild.

I, being the amazing bro that I am, get so high somewhere within the first half hour that I don't feel comfortable drinking beer for a very long while. Missed out on a ton of **** I have wanted to try for a long time.

I had some involuntary good laughs, ate some good food, and drank some good water during that time. I don't care at all about the beers I missed.

Am I over beer?

Probably not but what a baller night I had. I'm 100% over FOMO.

 

[tikk]

I went to a huge bottle share a last week for the first time in a long while. I brought my hoards and there were some of the whaleiest of whales there. The lineup was wild.

I, being the amazing bro that I am, get so high somewhere within the first half hour that I don't feel comfortable drinking beer for a very long while. Missed out on a ton of **** I have wanted to try for a long time.

I had some involuntary good laughs, ate some good food, and drank some good water during that time. I don't care at all about the beers I missed.

Am I over beer?

Probably not but what a baller night I had. I'm 100% over FOMO.

 

[phing]

I went to a huge bottle share a last week for the first time in a long while. I brought my hoards and there were some of the whaleiest of whales there. The lineup was wild.

I, being the amazing bro that I am, get so high somewhere within the first half hour that I don't feel comfortable drinking beer for a very long while. Missed out on a ton of **** I have wanted to try for a long time.

I had some involuntary good laughs, ate some good food, and drank some good water during that time. I don't care at all about the beers I missed.

Am I over beer?

Probably not but what a baller night I had. I'm 100% over FOMO.

 

[jwazzy]

Don't hate on king bro. King bro knows that a random cig passed to him yeilds more than a dram of Southampton RL. I ended the night way into the black...I think.

 

[NClambicguy]

I went to a huge bottle share a last week for the first time in a long while. I brought my hoards and there were some of the whaleiest of whales there. The lineup was wild.

I, being the amazing bro that I am, get so high somewhere within the first half hour that I don't feel comfortable drinking beer for a very long while. Missed out on a ton of **** I have wanted to try for a long time.

I had some involuntary good laughs, ate some good food, and drank some good water during that time. I don't care at all about the beers I missed.

Am I over beer?

Probably not but what a baller night I had. I'm 100% over FOMO.

Who gets that high in the first half hour of a bottle share? What the **** is going on in your world?

 

[arren]

I went to a huge bottle share a last week for the first time in a long while. I brought my hoards and there were some of the whaleiest of whales there. The lineup was wild.

I, being the amazing bro that I am, get so high somewhere within the first half hour that I don't feel comfortable drinking beer for a very long while. Missed out on a ton of **** I have wanted to try for a long time.

I had some involuntary good laughs, ate some good food, and drank some good water during that time. I don't care at all about the beers I missed.

Am I over beer?

Probably not but what a baller night I had. I'm 100% over FOMO.

weird flex but ok

 

[arren]

so we gonna talk about Wakefield's colossal label gaff, or should we save it for the Toxic Topics thread?

 

[FoudreGuy]

so we gonna talk about Wakefield's colossal label gaff, or should we save it for the Toxic Topics thread?

Do tell.

 

[arren]

Do tell.

 

[jwazzy]

Who gets that high in the first half hour of a bottle share? What the **** is going on in your world?

Apparently I do. I smoke like biennially and it was some turbo ****. I wasn't trying. Not the fun story I thought it was I guess.

 

[PhilT1]

Fuller's are selling to Asahi...

https://www.insider.co.uk/news/fullers-asahi-beer-business-deal-13904847.amp

 

[EvenMoreJesus]

I went to a huge bottle share a last week for the first time in a long while. I brought my hoards and there were some of the whaleiest of whales there. The lineup was wild.

I, being the amazing bro that I am, get so high somewhere within the first half hour that I don't feel comfortable drinking beer for a very long while. Missed out on a ton of **** I have wanted to try for a long time.

Apparently I do. I smoke like biennially and it was some turbo ****. I wasn't trying. Not the fun story I thought it was I guess.

Getting smoked out is pretty funny. I have some good memories of that happening to me. Most were in Colorado, funny enough.

Am I over beer?

Probably not but what a baller night I had. I'm 100% over FOMO.

Welcome to adulthood, brother. ​

 

[trickytunadicky]

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Is it a gaffe anymore or “Florida normal”?

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I went to a huge bottle share a last week for the first time in a long while. I brought my hoards and there were some of the whaleiest of whales there. The lineup was wild.

I, being the amazing bro that I am, get so high somewhere within the first half hour that I don't feel comfortable drinking beer for a very long while. Missed out on a ton of **** I have wanted to try for a long time.

I had some involuntary good laughs, ate some good food, and drank some good water during that time. I don't care at all about the beers I missed.

Am I over beer?

Probably not but what a baller night I had. I'm 100% over FOMO.

It's not about the Whales you slayed but how ******-up you got along the way.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Fuller's are selling to Asahi...

https://www.insider.co.uk/news/fullers-asahi-beer-business-deal-13904847.amp

That is some ****** tosser gobshite right there, innit?

 

[EvenMoreJesus]

In surprising news (to me) Rogue still makes beer and it is good.

 

[CITC3120327]

Worse than vanilla?

Yes. Then again they usually go hand in hand with the whole milkshake ipa fad. I haven't had a single one that I've actually had more than a sip or two. I can't stand them.

 

[EvenMoreJesus]

Yes. Then again they usually go hand in hand with the whole milkshake ipa fad. I haven't had a single one that I've actually had more than a sip or two. I can't stand them.

If I could pick one trend in craft beer that needed to die in a fire, it would be adding vanilla to beer. Horrendous stuff, that.

 

[Jnorton00]

If I could pick one trend in craft beer that needed to die in a fire, it would be adding vanilla to beer. Horrendous stuff, that.

Seriously? You don't like it at all in any beers?