about 5 or 6 years ago, a friend that i'd made living in ireland when i was a kid was passing though ohio to visit his american family came and stayed with me for the night. really typical irish kid from dublin, we were in our early-mid 20s. we took him out to dinner like we would any guest and when we were ordering drinks, he--with total earnestness--asked the bartender, "do you do a good michelob?"
this would have been funny in any situation, but he pronounced it "MISH-a-lob." mishalob!!!!
the waitress, undoubtedly thinking we were ******* with her by trying out a fake irish accent and asking for mishalobs, just stares a hole in this kid. he kind of looks at us and shrugs, and i'm like oh! he means michelob! the waitress gives him a "sure. yeah. whatever."
he says, "**** it! i'll have a guinness."
this is my only michelob story.