Random Beer Thoughts

[drgarage1]

Mmmm, bourbon barrel garlic water, can't wait!

MAPLE bourbon barrel garlic SIMPLE SYRUP, BRO.

 

[capnmike]

FedEx is effing with me...

Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky box was supposed to be there yesterday, but they sent it to Green Bay (from Chicago) first, before heading to the Twin Cities area - 3:40am arrived at Rogers, MN - still not "on vehicle for delivery."

jtmartino box was supposed to be there today - 4:30am arrived South San Francisco, CA - I've definitely seen FedEx update the delivery to the following day (which they did) then flip it back to the original day when it's "on vehicle for delivery" (which hasn't happened).

I'm holding out hope that this is one of those times when reality doesn't match the updates and both will all of a sudden just show up as "delivered," but it's starting to annoy me.

Thoughts and prayers for The Ryan box scheduled for tomorrow (hopefully not pushed to Saturday at this point).

 

[jtmartino1]

FedEx is effing with me...
jtmartino box was supposed to be there today - 4:30am arrived South San Francisco, CA - I've definitely seen FedEx update the delivery to the following day (which they did) then flip it back to the original day when it's "on vehicle for delivery" (which hasn't happened).

But...what box?

 

[capnmike]

One down! Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky "delivered!"

 

[jbeezification1]

One down! Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky "delivered!"

I like how you just ignored

But...what box?

 

[capnmike]

I like how you just ignored

lol, I took it to the PM.

 

[Lutter]

Pinthouse Pizza Electric Jellyfish @ Round Rock Express opener.

 

[user 305778]

I know I'm an idiot but how in the hell am I supposed to pour CzigMeister tiramisu from the can. It says "Shake, pour vigorously" but when I shake the can it just gets everywhere. Am I supposed to wait a bit before opening it?

 

[cneville1]

I know I'm an idiot but how in the hell am I supposed to pour CzigMeister tiramisu from the can. It says "Shake, pour vigorously" but when I shake the can it just gets everywhere. Am I supposed to wait a bit before opening it?

try shaking it before you open it

 

[user 305778]

try shaking it before you open it

Did I imply I open it before shaking? That would be harder, yes, but it's not what I'm doing. Seriously, though, shaking it before opening just makes a mess. I must be missing something.

 

[cneville1]

Did I imply I open it before shaking? That would be harder, yes, but it's not what I'm doing. Seriously, though, shaking it before opening just makes a mess. I must be missing something.

i was kidding. seriously though, just flip it vertically a few times before opening rather than shaking it. should have the same effect without riling up the co2.

 

[BadJustin]

Any beer that requires shaking before opening can **** right off. The brewer who intended for this can also get ******.

 

[tikk]

Any beer that requires shaking before opening can **** right off. The brewer who intended for this can also get ******.

It's been awhile since you had a hot take you will obviously get creamed for. Coincidentally, I have nothing to do at work today. Consider me tuned in.

 

[BadJustin]

Bring it, that **** is sofa king stupid. Shake the can, no shake deez nuts.

 

[jivex5k1]

Bring it, that **** is sofa king stupid. Shake the can, no shake deez nuts.

Eloquent.

 

[user 305778]

i was kidding. seriously though, just flip it vertically a few times before opening rather than shaking it. should have the same effect without riling up the co2.

Yeah I figured, was a funny response anyway.

I'll give this a try next time instead of shaking or just skip the shaking and pour harder instead.

 

[BadJustin]

Eloquent.

Thanks, I'm a regular ******* Hank Thoreau over here.

 

[boogercrack]

Any beer that requires shaking before opening can **** right off. The brewer who intended for this can also get ******.

Fantôme is better with agitation


Or maybe I just enjoy mopping my ceilings ok

 

[Stubs]

Fantôme is better with agitation


Or maybe I just enjoy mopping my ceilings ok

You're better with agitation.

 

[jivex5k1]

A brief summary of the ****** side of beer.

 

[Snarf1]

Did I imply I open it before shaking? That would be harder, yes, but it's not what I'm doing. Seriously, though, shaking it before opening just makes a mess. I must be missing something.

i was kidding. seriously though, just flip it vertically a few times before opening rather than shaking it. should have the same effect without riling up the co2.

If necessary, consult the pictograph on Bud Lite Chelada, available at your finer minimart establishments.

How Two Roads contract brews good ipas and makea bad ipas under there own label never ceases to amaze me.

 

[jdd419]

A brief summary of the ****** side of beer.

I would love to know how much debt some of these people have racked up buying beer. If people pay $650 for a beer has to mean you make other terrible financial decisions.

 

[furley]

Ol_Johnny_Skippelwicky box was supposed to be there yesterday, but they sent it to Green Bay

i grabbed it. just making sure the contents are as intended. i'll send it on..... eventually.

 

[YungCoolship]

I would love to know how much debt some of these people have racked up buying beer. If people pay $650 for a beer has to mean you make other terrible financial decisions.

You can usually tell by focusing beyond the beer in the pictures they post... composite kitchen counters? Iffy. Patio furniture indoors? Ding-Ding-Ding!

 

[FoudreGuy]

You can usually tell by focusing beyond the beer in the pictures they post... composite kitchen counters? Iffy. Patio furniture indoors? Ding-Ding-Ding!

Good to know I'm not the only one thinking these things when looking at pictures.

I'm a horrible person.

 

[boogercrack]

Good to know I'm not the only one thinking these things when looking at pictures.

I'm a horrible person.

It's one of my guilty pleasures for drain pour videos. "oh look at you drain pouring that $400 or whatever badl like a boss for likes underneath that $9 rusty and calcified moen on peeled up laminate counter tops with composite cabinets that are water warped and older than my mother."


call me elitist, judgey, i dont care. if you're spending big cash on beer before your own living arrangements, financial future, kids education, etc etc etc.... you're a fool.

 

[Josh2]

It's one of my guilty pleasures for drain pour videos. "oh look at you drain pouring that $400 or whatever badl like a boss for likes underneath that $9 rusty and calcified moen on peeled up laminate counter tops with composite cabinets that are water warped and older than my mother."


call me elitist, judgey, i dont care. if you're spending big cash on beer before your own living arrangements, financial future, kids education, etc etc etc.... you're a fool.

Good thing you've only seen DDB's backsplash and toaster.

 

[daniel1]

A brief summary of the ****** side of beer.

Ah, yes. Properly stored in a closet. You also have to love the humble brag with the other beers in the background picture. Almost as good as the crotch shot steering wheel classic.

 

[stupac2]

You also have to love the humble brag with the other beers in the background picture.

Is it bad that I don't recognize any them?

 

[Josh2]

Is it bad that I don't recognize any them?

Is it bad that I only know a few of them because of ****** trade offers trading them?