Random Beer Thoughts

[Beer4B]

It's not all funny for the same reason, but it's all funny.

We are in complete agreement then!

 

[furley]

None of these points make it any less scummy.

I think dontdrinkbeer summed it all up pretty nicely.

let's just do away with sharing tables altogether

too many rules

leads to **** like this

 

[furley]

So everyone runs to get to the beer tents?

This would be my approach instead of trying to get 4 pours

**** the neckbeards, eh. they die.

 

[Stubs]

Yelp is great.

1 star because they sat us next to the door and my wife was cold

I like when yelp reviews of my store include things my store doesn't have or are complaints about other customers.

 

[chefduff2]

And you all thought I was a dick.

Oh, this is not his first go around. He’s well known in western NY for some extreme trolling. I’m actually proud a young man from Western NY could make it into the Big Leagues of Trolling. No points given for the asshattery that continued online after the initial bottle share trolling.

 

[beerindex]

And you can pay Yelp to supress ratings you don’t like. There is more than one kind of rating idiocy.

Owners also post fake reviews. I routinely flag them when I see them, and more often than not they get taken down. But a certain percentage of painfully obviously fake reviews get left up. Because of those kind of games, I find Yelp ratings worthless. Individual reviews though, some of which are quite detailed, have proven time and again to be exceptionally valuable.

 

[jdd419]

I like when yelp reviews of my store include things my store doesn't have or are complaints about other customers.

I will look at Yelp when going out of town. Like all reviews I read the middle rates ones. They usually hit all the things I care about. Menu, atmosphere, and the food.

I always like 1 star. Staff was rude.

I worked at enough restaurants in my life that very few people are rude to customers without reason.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Presgitious!

bages

 

[jbeezification1]

PUSH TICKS TO THE LIMIT

This is the reason I drink at home and drink whiskey when I’m out. I’ll be damned if I’m grouped in with this ****. I don’t even own a brewery shirt.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I don’t even own a brewery shirt.

 

[JCastle1]

I don’t even own a brewery shirt.

I hate brewery shirts, 99% of them are super ****** fit and quality (at least the ones I've had). Only one I kept is Cantillon.

 

[jivex5k1]

I hate brewery shirts, 99% of them are super ****** fit and quality (at least the ones I've had). Only one I kept is Cantillon.

Real beer nerds wear custom t shirts with references and satire derived from invitation only mule networking and secondary valuation Facebook groups.

 

[lazerviking]

I hate brewery shirts, 99% of them are super ****** fit and quality (at least the ones I've had). Only one I kept is Cantillon.

They also have brewery logos on them, so there's that too.

 

[BadJustin]

Hey jivex5k- box headed your way as of today. I’m too lazy to PM you. **** off. Thanks for the help again dude.

 

[jivex5k1]

Hey jivex5k- box headed your way as of today. I’m too lazy to PM you. **** off. Thanks for the help again dude.

Thanks dude, was my pleasure. Chief keef knows how lazy you are so he sent me the details.

Hugs all around.

Also this is the first box I've gotten in like 2 years. How long do I have to wait before selling it on Facebook?

 

[BadJustin]

Thanks dude, was my pleasure. Chief keef knows how lazy you are so he sent me the details.

Hugs all around.

Also this is the first box I've gotten in like 2 years. How long do I have to wait before selling it on Facebook?

I will stab you. Yeah he and I are texting. Cute he pushed it off one me since he's had my bottles for two weeks now. lol.




Edit: yeah, I am honestly lazy as ****.

 

[boogercrack]

This is the reason I drink at home and drink whiskey when I’m out. I’ll be damned if I’m grouped in with this ****. I don’t even own a brewery shirt.

Do you have more brewery shirts or Affliction shirts

Be honest

 

[jbeezification1]

Do you have more brewery shirts or Affliction shirts

Be honest

Zero of each.

 

[regularjohn]

Don't wear a brewery shirt to the brewery you're going to drink at.

 

[Gaseous Clay]

Im too petite for most brewery shirts. Y'all some large motherfuckers.

 

[regularjohn]

Im too petite for most brewery shirts. Y'all some large motherfuckers.

Joined: Aug 13, 2017

 

[jdd419]

Don't wear a brewery shirt to the brewery you're going to drink at.

Everytime I see someone doing this I think of PCU. Great post.

 

[boogercrack]

Everytime I see someone doing this I think of PCU. Great post.

Im just glad gifs are starting to show up. Many great movies of that era are underrepresented on the internet. Im too lazy to make my own and sometimes I just needed an old lady to mouth "can you blow me where the pampers is?"

 

[Gonzoillini1]

Lutter have you had this yet? Is it worth the 3 hour drive?

I'm reading BA and I can't tell if people went to a beer festival or a bakery in Tampa.

Honestly one of the best bread bakeries I've even been to is in Ybor (Tampa) that we found last year during Tampa Bay Beer Week. La Segunda Central is out on control, so affordable, and when the locals are lining up early you know it's good (at least when we are not talking about beer).

 

[Gonzoillini1]

While this past week in Tampa has got a ton of ****, it was a ton of fun for someone like myself who doesn't chase bottles.

Drinking fun new / local beer on draft almost everywhere, eating amazing food, and going to a few well done events like Magnumpalooza with Garagiste Meadery, BA Cycle Day at the Shuffleboard Club and Hunahpu Day at Raymond James Stadium, which was really well done this year in my opinion, was just about a perfect beer centric vacation.

I felt bad for Doug at Cycle regarding his infection issue that lost him a sizeable amount of money, the guys at Angry Chair for all the **** their releases caused, but loved how Cigar City was pretty low key with a great draftlist all week except for Thursday when they released Maple Hunahpu.

Also thanks to the couple of TalkBeer folks I saw this weekend who I'm sure I'll see again, but only will vaguely recall our meeting circumstances...

 

[RyanG1]

Im just glad gifs are starting to show up. Many great movies of that era are underrepresented on the internet. Im too lazy to make my own and sometimes I just needed an old lady to mouth "can you blow me where the pampers is?"

 

[trickytunadicky]

While this past week in Tampa has got a ton of ****, it was a ton of fun for someone like myself who doesn't chase bottles.

Drinking fun new / local beer on draft almost everywhere, eating amazing food, and going to a few well done events like Magnumpalooza with Garagiste Meadery, BA Cycle Day at the Shuffleboard Club and Hunahpu Day at Raymond James Stadium, which was really well done this year in my opinion, was just about a perfect beer centric vacation.

I felt bad for Doug at Cycle regarding his infection issue that lost him a sizeable amount of money, the guys at Angry Chair for all the **** their releases caused, but loved how Cigar City was pretty low key with a great draftlist all week except for Thursday when they released Maple Hunahpu.

Also thanks to the couple of TalkBeer folks I saw this weekend who I'm sure I'll see again, but only will vaguely recall our meeting circumstances...

Longest line I stood in all week was the port o potty line at Hunah. Great trip.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Don't wear a brewery shirt to the brewery you're going to drink at.

I've lived this rule in regards to everything except sports since seeing PCU.

 

[Shakedwnst]

I've lived this rule in regards to everything except sports since seeing PCU.

But at phish shows it’s like a badge of honor to see what old tour shirts you can bust out (and still fit)....that’s probably the only place besides sports games I don’t apply the rule.

 

[Stubs]

I've lived this rule in regards to everything except sports since seeing PCU.

It's funny that it's the exact opposite in sports. Are you wearing a random team's jersey to the game? Don't be that guy.