Random Beer Thoughts

[furley]

what a ******* deal, though. only 3x markup!

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

The gas money thing is always rather funny. Like, if I asked you to drive to The Alchemist from Brooklyn and back so you could sell me Heady Topper I get paying for your trouble. But when dudes go up to the Alchemist on their own accord with the intent to sell the beer, charge $10 for 1 beer that is sold $12 a 4-pack to "cover their costs" that's just a bit much. I don't know what kind of MPG they're getting but I doubt they're spending over $150 on gas. Plus all they'd need to do is sell 8 $10 cans to make their money back on the case purchase. Bonus would be they just got people to buy them 16 cans of Heady.

I guess the problem is people paying $10 for Heady in line creating this type of demand in the first place.

 

[Kasher]

Small follow up to the Alchemist NYC drop train wreck thread.

I agree with this in regards to Heady, Crusher and Sip. All are nice, quality beers, but aren't where my palate is at, for exactly the reason you said: too malty.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Some solid debate going on in a thread on BA about Heady Topper arriving in NYC...

I hope they have factored in a 3x markup on any tolls paid along the way.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Small follow up to the Alchemist NYC drop train wreck thread.

How long until people are just injecting hops juice straight into their veins?

 

[JulianB1]

Small follow up to the Alchemist NYC drop train wreck thread.

There's got to be a market with these morons for citrusy-hop-flavored vodka coolers. Add some yellow and orange food coloring if they insist it look something like beer.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I'd also like to add: **** anyone who says "where my palate is at".

 

[MooseLang]

Small follow up to the Alchemist NYC drop train wreck thread.

That gif should be in the Nope thread. I hope to never see it again.

 

[MooseLang]

How long until people are just injecting hops juice straight into their veins?

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

This is one of the dumbest beer descriptions I've never read.

 

[MooseLang]

This is one of the dumbest beer descriptions I've never read.

They describe every single one of their hoppy beers like that. They almost all taste exactly the same (to me).

People still drive from hours away to get in line.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

 

[beerindex]

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

Not sure which is more revolting, this masturbatory description or mosaic hops.

 

[FTowne1]

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

 

[mateoloco]

How long until people are just injecting hops juice straight into their veins?

Snorting lupulin powder





































































MordorMongo

 

[JulianB1]

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

It's very appropriate they tagged Burial Beer Co in this post, because a lot of their new beer release announcements/descriptions are similarly obnoxious.

 

[Ziggy]

Small follow up to the Alchemist NYC drop train wreck thread.

A moment of silence for the death of that mans reproductive organs, and possibly bladder.

 

[ccbstl]

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

 

[RedCoffee]

Not sure which is more revolting, this masturbatory description or mosaic hops.

HOW MANY TIMES WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS BRAH

 

[beerindex]

HOW MANY TIMES WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS BRAH

Until mosaic hops fall out of favor.

 

[Ziggy]

Funny you say that! Here is the details of my local brewery's release this weekend, which is a collab with Dogfish Head:

*WARNING* Bru-1 is an experimental hop from Dogfish Head. It's straight pineapples (like foreal foreal). Mosaic Lupulin Cryo Hops are straight outta some alien planet that may or may not house water past or present, and if that isn't enough Moteuka is....well, it's fun to say alright

Now let's talk nerd deets. This brew goes against the grain (get it?) as it was brewed w/ zero kettle hops. We knocked out warm (150F) onto Mosaic Lupulin Powder. As a homage to the OG's at Dogfish this beer has been "continually hopped" with the above. Forget double dry hopping, this joint has been dry hopped every day of fermentation and will continue to be until it's conditioned for packaging (like big package, packaging). Now go take a breather and calm yourself down. As you were Burial Beer Co.

What's worse are the fanboys who preach like they are the greatest brewery in the state because they are (i think) the only ones who put IPA's in 16 oz cans and "release" them.

I really do like their brewery, but 16 oz cans have a psychological effect on the shitlords

 

[MooseLang]

What's worse are the fanboys who preach like they are the greatest brewery in the state because they are (i think) the only ones who put IPA's in 16 oz cans and "release" them.

I really do like their brewery, but 16 oz cans have a psychological effect on the shitlords

I couldn't agree more. I enjoy their beer, but it is nothing that warrants the hype it gets.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

I really do like their brewery, but 16 oz cans have a psychological effect on the shitlords

Kind of makes you wish all that Heady Topper didn't survive the hurricane....













I KID I KID

 

[Ziggy]

Kind of makes you wish all that Heady Topper didn't survive the hurricane....













I KID I KID

 

[Sam Fu]

Those days when you drink a Pinner and realize you're a ******* idiot for buying & drinking $18 4pks...

 

[jmgrub]

This is one of the dumbest beer descriptions I've never read.

Too bad it's not named after the brewer's wife's grandfather's niece's school teacher's cousin once removed.

 

[drgarage1]

Too bad it's not named after the brewer's wife's grandfather's niece's school teacher's cousin once removed.

I don't know how many IBUs it is, so it doesn't seem like a true Dogfish collab

 

[BadJustin]

Glenfiddich just trolled beer. I like it.

 

[hornydevil]

Glenfiddich just trolled beer. I like it.

How is that different than his horseshit?

 

[BadJustin]

How is that different than his horseshit?

Because BA IPAs are the worst and at least a stout barrel doesn't sound completely terrible. Do you always have to ask ******* rehotical questions?