Random Beer Thoughts

[cneville1]

when ur etre order drops 3 days early

 

[cneville1]

when the butyric acid hits

 

[abawol01]

Doing the Lord's work cneville

 

[JRBecks]

Sooooo Chris Bosh is a homebrewer....huh?

Posted this awhile back, hes a homebrewer too

 

[jmgrub]

Gene I think the official TalkBeer Twitter account should "tweet" at Chris Bosh.

Chris Bosh AMA!!!

 

[tosh1]

Anyone care to tell me who this guy is? Too lazy to google this one.

 

[JBP]

TalkBosh.com

 

[jmgrub]

Anyone care to tell me who this guy is? Too lazy to google this one.

He is an NBA player. He was a 1-and-done at Georgia Tech and then was a great scorer and primary option in Toronto for several years after being drafted. Then he fled the Great White North to join powers with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade in Miami. The move to Miami saw Bosh become a third option on the offensive end, but he accepted his new role with class and eventually thrived, winning 2 NBA championships as part of the "Big 3". He has recently been plagued with a recurring blood clot issue in his legs, but has apparently been using the time off as an opportunity to blog, including about beer.

You'll probably understand the first and last sentences of that paragraph.

 

[tosh1]

He is an NBA player. He was a 1-and-done at Georgia Tech and then was a great scorer and primary option in Toronto for several years after being drafted. Then he fled the Great White North to join powers with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade in Miami. The move to Miami saw Bosh become a third option on the offensive end, but he accepted his new role with class and eventually thrived, winning 2 NBA championships as part of the "Big 3". He has recently been plagued with a recurring blood clot issue in his legs, but has apparently been using the time off as an opportunity to blog, including about beer.

You'll probably understand the first and last sentences of that paragraph.

Only read the first sentence, then i lost interest.

 

[masterovkhaos]

Can someone explain the hype behind Manbearpig to me? Have any non locals even tried it yet?

 

[jivex5k1]

Can someone explain the hype behind Manbearpig to me? Have any non locals even tried it yet?

Well let's consult the insta-whale checklist, shall we?

☑ Barrel Aged for multiple years
☑ Maple Syrup
☑ BIG STOUT
☑ 12 oz Waxed Bottle
☑ Low Bottle Count
☑ Custom Glass
☑ Special Release Day
☑ Untappd Reviews Circle Jerk

 

[SirDickButts]

Well let's consult the insta-whale checklist, shall we?

☑ Barrel Aged for multiple years
☑ Maple Syrup
☑ BIG STOUT
☑ 12 oz Waxed Bottle
☑ Low Bottle Count
☑ Custom Glass
☑ Special Release Day
☑ Untappd Reviews Circle Jerk

let me tell you about manbearpig, ok? it's the reason why America is up here and the rest of the world is down here.
i know. i know about stouts. trust me when i say i know a lot about stouts, after all I've had plenty of stouts.
and i have several stouts available to many people.
it's great. greatness and richness. it's what America needs from breweries, ok?

i want you to finally break free from InBev's chains.
i will give you the keys to finally break free from the oppressors chains!
my message is simple, i have done it. i know i can. i mean, let me tell you how i've done it because trust me, TRUSSST me, it's great, ok? and trust me when i know what great is. i should know, i'm pretty great.
if you don't believe me, take a look at untapp'd. i'm always on there. if i wasn't great, they wouldn't talk about me, ok?

let's talk about beers. you know what America doesn't need? bad beers. i mean, i mean look at my friend bud, ok?.
i should know, he's a good friend of mine. bud doesn't make good beer. is that what you really want, America?

take a look at my wife. now, she doesn't make beer, i know. she's my wife. and she's hot.
that's all that matters. good beers and a hot wife.

well America, it's time to make you great again.

 

[harrymel1]

This beer is sooo deep! Deeper than Mornin D!

 

[jeevo]

He is an NBA player. He was a 1-and-done at Georgia Tech and then was a great scorer and primary option in Toronto for several years after being drafted. Then he fled the Great White North to join powers with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade in Miami. The move to Miami saw Bosh become a third option on the offensive end, but he accepted his new role with class and eventually thrived, winning 2 NBA championships as part of the "Big 3". He has recently been plagued with a recurring blood clot issue in his legs, but has apparently been using the time off as an opportunity to blog, including about beer.

You'll probably understand the first and last sentences of that paragraph.

You also forgot to mention that he bears a striking resemblance to a velociraptor.

 

[jmgrub]

He is an NBA player. He was a 1-and-done at Georgia Tech and then was a great scorer and primary option in Toronto for several years after being drafted. Then he fled the Great White North to join powers with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade in Miami. The move to Miami saw Bosh become a third option on the offensive end, but he accepted his new role with class and eventually thrived, winning 2 NBA championships as part of the "Big 3". He has recently been plagued with a recurring blood clot issue in his legs, but has apparently been using the time off as an opportunity to blog, including about beer.

You'll probably understand the first and last sentences of that paragraph.

Only read the first sentence, then i lost interest.

Lies! You clearly read the last sentence as well!!

 

[tosh1]

Lies! You clearly read the last sentence as well!!

I tend to read one sentence per paragraph.

 

[Josh2]

I tend to read one sentence per paragraph.

That explains most of your posts.

Moreyouknowrainbow

 

[Gestalten]

I always debate what to do when I'm out at a bar and order a beer from a big craft brewery I respect and it's infected as ****. This time it's Smuttynose Bouncy House. You'd think they'd want to know, but ahhhh... **** it.

 

[Snarf1]

Is this Duvel Tripel Hop 6 pack all rebrewed this year or is it a vertical?

 

[cneville1]

when u 3 pours deep on that limited release stout and someone bumps you in line

 

[cneville1]

when you at the bottle release and the bro in front gets bottle 177 of 177

 

[cneville1]

when ur bro gets outta control at the bar and it's time to leave

 

[cneville1]

when 5pm hit on a friday and u and the boys ready to hit the bar

 

[cneville1]

when the dregs are just too good

 

[cneville1]

when u had that last beer but didn't really need it

 

[dgfair]

cannot get enough bosh gifs.

 

[regularjohn]

Can someone explain the hype behind Manbearpig to me? Have any non locals even tried it yet?

Voodoo has been at it for a while...i don't think their stuff falls into the latest hype **** they always put out incredible beers.

I also regret even posting this because now i'll get notifications from this dumpster fire of a thread.

 

[cneville1]

cannot get enough bosh gifs.

funny way of showing it by not liking a single one

 

[Ataraxia1]

r/beertrade putting on some chuckles for today (copypasta'd below, less funny **** removed):

Important announcement from moderation team
Beer Advocate announced the acquisition of Reddit’s /r/beertrade. Putting months of acquirement rumors to rest, the decision is driven by mutual irreverence, respect and desire to stay true to beer trading roots. The combination stems from the want to take risks, sniff out ******** and grow against-the-grain in an era of increasing competition within online beer trading. The collaboration will match years of large-scale growth, expansion expertise and resources of Beer Advocate with the strength of /r/beertrade’s loyal following to help both forums strengthen their future position. Similarly to Beer Advocate, /r/beertrade’s award-winning forum is well known and respected within the craft community.

“/r/beertrade is facing next-level challenges and we needed to develop next-level skills and resources to meet them. But, we got into beer trading out of passion and an unwavering desire to travel our own path. We didn’t want to just shove our round peg into some ******* square hole and hope for the best. Internet craft beer traders want something they can proudly stand behind. These guys get that. They wrote the book on keeping it real,” says familynight, founder of /r/beertrade. Familynight will remain as head moderator of /r/beertrade following the transaction.

Since 2009, /r/beertrade achieved a near constant growth pattern reaching nearly 15,000 subscribers in 2016, placing Reddit on the craft beer map. The partnership will provide additional investment for /r/beertrade’s infrastructure growth within Reddit. “What /r/beertrade has done for the community of beer trading is impressive. It’s important for our culture to do business with people we want to hang out with and familynight and the gang fit,” Todd Alstrom, soul Founder of Beer Advocate, stated about the new partnership.

Terms of the acquisition are not disclosed.


New Rules
In light of recent events, the mod team has decided to adopt BeerAdvocate's rules. The new rules are as follows:

Disclaimers

• Our terms may change at any time without notice. And if you don't agree with our terms, or subsequent changes, don't trade.

General
• You agree that beer trading is a privilege that may be taken away.
• Trades must be beer for beer. No other goods or services; like tickets, money booze, golf clubs, appliances, sneakers, etc.
• You may be banned or given a time-out without warning for:

• Basing your neutral/negative feedback on the lack of extras; unless extras were part of the agreed upon trade.

• Saying bad things about /r/beertrade or /r/beertrade moderators on this or any other forum.
  
  
• Trolling

• No muling, proxying or trusteeing.

Posting a Reply to a Trade

• You can't post replies to trade threads. No one can. This is disabled starting today as public replies are absolutely pointless.

Posting a Trade

• You may only post a new trade thread once every 24 hours.
• No linking to lists on another site.

Deleted Trades

• Posts that violate our terms will be removed, in which case you won't be able to post again for 24 hours after the post date of the deleted thread.

Protips

• Only trade with verified beer traders; noted in their flair.
• Delete your post when your offer is complete.

Note:

• Replying and Upvotes disabled.
• /r/beertrade is only viewable to users with verified trading accounts that are in good standing.
• Posts for certain beers won't appear in feed.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

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[Shakedwnst]

April fools?