Random Beer Thoughts

[BadJustin]

Trading is one of the best and worst things that has ever happened to beer. - Todd -stradamous

I want to gouge my own eyes out after reading that. Y you do dis, frand?

 

[RayP]

Koko Buni cans hit shelves yesterday... and the grocery store I go to first when I'm in Athens to pick up beer got 10 cases. Guy working in the beer department said some chick came in and bought all 10 cases.


At $10-11 per 4 pack.


Srs?
























Very srs.

 

[Scalzo]

RayP clearly you've never been to Chicago, and or heard about its people

 

[RayP]

RayP clearly you've never been to Chicago, and or heard about its people

Hah... Oddly enough, I lived in Barrington for 2-3 years back in the 90s.

 

[BadJustin]

My FedEx woes. Numerous boxes that have been out For Delivery over last 3 days, no delivery, only empty promises.

10 boxes and counting on same truck. I am beyond pissed off.

Something is up with your pot smoking coast, I have a SARA box that left Sacramento on Wednesday and has not been seen yet. Scheduled for delivery today, we shall see. ******* Fed Ex, playing with my emotions.

 

[jedwards]

This is... a very bad time of year to be shipping beer. What happened to not sending for the weeks approaching Christmas?

 

[stupac2]

This is... a very bad time of year to be shipping beer. What happened to not sending for the weeks approaching Christmas?

El Nino. Right now California is one of the coldest parts of the country.

 

[BadJustin]

This is... a very bad time of year to be shipping beer. What happened to not sending for the weeks approaching Christmas?

When someone offers to send you SARA and you haven't had it, it's tough to say no. He also wouldn't give me his address but the jokes on him, I got it anyways.

 

[arren]

I get nightly exceptions. ' no delivery attempted' 'will delivery next business day'

That either means they're so busy they didn't get to your package or they're just lazy as **** and didn't feel like delivering to your place. I'm putting my money on the latter.

 

[jedwards]

El Nino. Right now California is one of the coldest parts of the country.

I don't mean the weather, I mean shipping volume. Packages lost, broken, etc.

 

[sb67]

El Nino. Right now California is one of the coldest parts of the country.

Uh, what?

 

[stupac2]

I don't mean the weather, I mean shipping volume. Packages lost, broken, etc.

Ah, good point.

Uh, what?

Hyperbole. Also kind of true, it was actually colder in the Bay Area than in much of New England recently.

 

[ASUBeer]

Orbier Reserva kinda blows my mind. So much yet so simple.

 

[tosh1]

Orbier Reserva kinda blows my mind. So much yet so simple.

So much this. Can't get enough of it.

 

[PepeSylvia1]

Orbier Reserva kinda blows my mind. So much yet so simple.

So much this. Can't get enough of it.

Agreed...

 

[tikk]

Taken from BA http://www.beeradvocate.com/communi...s-i-drink-beer-and-take-tasting-notes.366925/

For those of you that can't get there
"Beer flavor changes as its temperature does. When I drink a quality beer, I'll open it straight from the refrigerator and drink it immediately, and leave it out on the counter to warm. I'll leave a thermometer in it allthe while. I think this provides keen insight as to the best temperature for particular styles. Is this OCD or just love of beer?"

WTF? This is the first BA post, not in the trading forum, that makes me hate beer.

 

[drgarage1]

Taken from BA http://www.beeradvocate.com/communi...s-i-drink-beer-and-take-tasting-notes.366925/

For those of you that can't get there
"Beer flavor changes as its temperature does. When I drink a quality beer, I'll open it straight from the refrigerator and drink it immediately, and leave it out on the counter to warm. I'll leave a thermometer in it allthe while. I think this provides keen insight as to the best temperature for particular styles. Is this OCD or just love of beer?"

WTF? This is the first BA post, not in the trading forum, that makes me hate beer.

First? Julian, please.

 

[RyanG1]

Taken from BA http://www.beeradvocate.com/communi...s-i-drink-beer-and-take-tasting-notes.366925/

For those of you that can't get there
"Beer flavor changes as its temperature does. When I drink a quality beer, I'll open it straight from the refrigerator and drink it immediately, and leave it out on the counter to warm. I'll leave a thermometer in it allthe while. I think this provides keen insight as to the best temperature for particular styles. Is this OCD or just love of beer?"

WTF? This is the first BA post, not in the trading forum, that makes me hate beer.

I drink beer with an anoos thermostat properly inserted while drinking.

 

[SSTroller]

I drink beer with an anoos thermostat properly inserted while drinking.

#propertemp

 

[HenrikO]

I drink beer with an anoos thermostat properly inserted while drinking.

Pics or GTFO

 

[Barroomhero]

BA post

Yup.

 

[LukeAleTime]

The corporate weasel words whenever there is a buyout give me the ***** more than the actual buyout. I could not care less that your beer that I've drunk four times is now owned by someone else...

but don't tell me it's a "partnership" or a "strategic alliance" and that you both have the same goals.

You got paid. Make your media release dollar signs and say "screw it, we want to go lie on a beach and not deal with real life anymore".

It's hard not to say "fuuuck yeah, get paid fam" to that.

 

[tosh1]

What is Billy Big Bollocks talking about?

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/bad-trader-hiphopshooray.367481/

 

[lb304854]

El Nino. Right now California is one of the coldest parts of the country.

El Nino is Spanish for The Nino.

 

[furley]

What is Billy Big Bollocks talking about?

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/bad-trader-hiphopshooray.367481/

i believe the Hennepin County prosecutor is at the Alstrom's beck and call

BVFWIH

 

[RedCoffee]

What is Billy Big Bollocks talking about?

http://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/bad-trader-hiphopshooray.367481/

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Better watch out guys - tawd ain't ******* around anymore.

 

[dvelcich1]

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Better watch out guys - tawd ain't ******* around anymore.

 

[RedCoffee]

IG;DR (It's gone; didn't read):

- There is a bad trader.
- tawd says this bad trader was especially naughty. He spammed the forum with porn before they banned him. He is a bad, bad man. If you have any information about who this scoundrel is, tawd wants it. They are considering further action beyond the ban.
- F2brewers chimes in to say that he personally had to help clean up his foul posts so he is fully in support of destroying this man and everything he stands for.
- Stuff in the image tosh posted above.

 

[boogercrack]

Kinda makes me want to goatse.cx spam them and see if they try and dox me.

Or some other inane shittery.

 

[furley]

IG;DR (It's gone; didn't read):

- There is a bad trader.
- tawd says this bad trader was especially naughty. He spammed the forum with porn before they banned him. He is a bad, bad man. If you have any information about who this scoundrel is, tawd wants it. They are considering further action beyond the ban.
- F2brewers chimes in to say that he personally had to help clean up his foul posts so he is fully in support of destroying this man and everything he stands for.
- Stuff in the image tosh posted above.

my posts can get lengthy at times

what's your retainer fee for being my on call cliff's notes guy?