Random Beer Thoughts

[jbeezification1]

Mans needs to hydrate.

Implying it’s his own.

 

[Gaseous Clay]

Implying it’s his own.

I mean either way the urinator needs a glass of water or two.

 

[stupac2]

Mans needs to hydrate.

Gaseous Clay's busmate:

 

[Beerontwowheels]

Gaseous Clay's busmate:

Yer search terms though...

 

[flyingbison]

I mean either way the urinator needs a glass of water or two.

Is that a new dopplebock?

 

[sacrelicio]

Bruery Anny beers are great the day after. Can't finish the bottle? Just pop a wine stopper in that ****. No more beetus nightmares, no more sleeping on the couch...unless you really want to of course.

 

[stupac2]

Yer search terms though...

"Bear Grylls"? Or did you not get the joke?

 

[jwazzy]

Took the day off from work. Getting pissy drunk off nothing but lager today. Watching throwback mtv challenges, hanging with my dog, and had 5 Jack's Abby House Lagers, 2 SN Oktoberfest, 2 Jack's Abby/Foundation Sommerfest, 1 Bitburger, 1 schlenkerla helles, and a Silavaticus sovereign crowler.

A1 alcoholic style day. Gonna be in a bad way tomorrow but good day nonetheless.

I feel fine but the wife will be home soon. Nothing like a sober person to show you how drunk you really are.

 

[Kasher]

Took the day off from work. Getting pissy drunk off nothing but lager today. Watching throwback mtv challenges, hanging with my dog, and had 5 Jack's Abby House Lagers, 2 SN Oktoberfest, 2 Jack's Abby/Foundation Sommerfest, 1 Bitburger, 1 schlenkerla helles, and a Silavaticus sovereign crowler.

A1 alcoholic style day. Gonna be in a bad way tomorrow but good day nonetheless.

I feel fine but the wife will be home soon. Nothing like a sober person to show you how drunk you really are.

Make sure you piss everywhere then vomit.

 

[jwazzy]

Make sure you piss everywhere then vomit.

My wife wouldn't even recognize me without at least a dribble of urine on my trousers.

 

[wuntrikpony]

trousers

tosh ?

 

[tosh1]

tosh ?

 

[Kasher]

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...-st-johns-county-man-tells-deputies/807444147

OK. Who wasn't this?

 

[capnmike]

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...-st-johns-county-man-tells-deputies/807444147

OK. Who wasn't this?

That story led me to this story...which....Florida...

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...ho-made-beer-run-with-gator-in-hand/800820022

 

[Lutter]

That story led me to this story...which....Florida...

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/...ho-made-beer-run-with-gator-in-hand/800820022

I remember once in college we were driving in the rural area between Orlando and Daytona to go to a party and a friend got their car stuck in sugar sand.... while we waited for someone to go to Walmart and get a tow rope so we could get them... a dude rolls in his car on the railroad tracks and stops and asks if we need help.

We tell the guy "nah, someone is already getting us some rope!" He gets out of his car and asks if we'd like a beer. Uh, yeah, I'm like 20. Duh. So obviously we're like "so... uh... why are you driving on the railroad?"

"Going 'ta 'Tampa... riding on the railroad tracks is fast. Just gotta watch out for the Railroad po'lice. Anyways nice meeting ya!"

He takes runs back over to his car and keeps going on the track.

We then realize he had left his car sitting ON the railroad tracks for like 10 minutes... and was now driving ~150 miles on them to Tampa?

Florida is weird man.

 

[drgarage1]

I remember once in college we were driving in the rural area between Orlando and Daytona to go to a party and a friend got their car stuck in sugar sand.... while we waited for someone to go to Walmart and get a tow rope so we could get them... a dude rolls in his car on the railroad tracks and stops and asks if we need help.

We tell the guy "nah, someone is already getting us some rope!" He gets out of his car and asks if we'd like a beer. Uh, yeah, I'm like 20. Duh. So obviously we're like "so... uh... why are you driving on the railroad?"

"Going 'ta 'Tampa... riding on the railroad tracks is fast. Just gotta watch out for the Railroad po'lice. Anyways nice meeting ya!"

He takes runs back over to his car and keeps going on the track.

We then realize he had left his car sitting ON the railroad tracks for like 10 minutes... and was now driving ~150 miles on them to Tampa?

Florida is weird man.

******’ railroad police

 

[Lutter]

******’ railroad police

I imagine the police chases with the railroad police are probably pretty boring.

 

[flyingbison]

I imagine the police chases with the railroad police are probably pretty boring.

 

[wysiwyg1]

I imagine the police chases with the railroad police are probably pretty boring.

 

[furley]

"OK, Google: show me two guys pumping each other"

 

[jbeezification1]

Make sure you piss everywhere then vomit.

Reported

 

[JBP]

y tho

 

[lazerviking]

y tho

Sounds like it could be really tasty tbh. Coffee is definitely my favorite adjunct and think it would work really well with their barleywine base.

 

[wuntrikpony]

y tho

Coffee works really well in a big malty barleywine...sounds awesome.

 

[Padraig]

Mikkel’s slightly odd bromance with Rick Astley just stepped up a gear.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

y tho

They've been doing infusions of Bourbon County Barleywine with Coffee for years at festivals / events now, and it's also been stellar.

Consider me a fan of this decision (although I also would have been happy if they kept Bourbon County Coffee instead of this new one with Orange and Cocoa Nibs).

 

[Lutter]

Just make more Bourbon County Coffee. I'm sick of how rare of a bird it is down here (there will be literally 2 cases of regular BCBS for 1 bottle of BCBCS in my experience). It's always a pain every year to get even a single bottle locally.

Also does anyone still have bottles on their shelves? My local Supermarket still has about 6 cases of regular BCBS that are going to turd up until the next release at this point, lol.

 

[NClambicguy]

Just make more Bourbon County Coffee. I'm sick of how rare of a bird it is down here (there will be literally 2 cases of regular BCBS for 1 bottle of BCBCS in my experience). It's always a pain every year to get even a single bottle locally.

Also does anyone still have bottles on their shelves? My local Supermarket still has about 6 cases of regular BCBS that are going to turd up until the next release at this point, lol.

My buddy had BCBCS turding it up on his shelves regularly. I think it may have finally sold out but he easily muled me a case of it last year. I had to wait in line for two hours to get a single bottle of BW and 2 of the regular. He had 3 cases of coffee and northwoods by time I paid for my beers.

 

[Lutter]

My buddy had BCBCS turding it up on his shelves regularly. I think it may have finally sold out but he easily muled me a case of it last year.

It was gone in about 3 minutes down here in bottles. Devoured instantly on tap.

 

[Padraig]

Brewdog just opened up the 2nd round of Equity For Punks USA. Incredibly they already have 9,000 from the first round and 80,000 worldwide.