Sorry if it's no consolation, but... told you so. You could maybe pour it down the drain and make some real cider.
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/forum/threads/pappy-s-pub-cider-award-winner.408610/page-6#post-7170564
and your advice was a big help too. As a matter of fact, it is starting to mellow after I dropped three cinnamon sticks in last week.... If you don't have anything constructive to add, please don't.