Santa Claus was not born. He was willed into existence by Chuck Norris.:rockin:
Origin of Santa Claus
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Santa Claus actually hates children. He only delivers presents to all the kids on Christmas because Norris has threatened to roundhouse him upside the head if he doesn't.
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Chuck Norris is Santa's daddy...
Jim Karr
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So does Santa also have all those martial-arts skills?
Naughty list has a whole new meaning.................
Naughty list has a whole new meaning.................
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