Operation: find the shittiest deal on beer Advocate

[claaark13]

You do need to factor in:

-shipping costs (sometimes, this is occasionally included and occasionally the responsibility of the buyer)
-shipping materials costs
-gas costs/wear-and-tear on the vehicle
-time (which has value since it could be used doing something else, like making an hourly wage) spent packing, purchasing packing materials, dropping off boxes, driving and waiting in line for beer, etc.

Maybe that doesn't dip that much into the ~30k, but it's got to add up to something.

**** man, and they can only deduct up to 50% of their T&E against their income if they are to file, and they'd have to keep mileage. Plus, they don't even know their true cost of shipping until it hits their account, and who ******* wants to keep track of that ****. All that math.

I have non-deductible expenses related to my job (transportation, time, value-added effort, etc.), but what really sucks is that I am unable on a Friday to go to my car, change my shirt and put on a fake beard, go back to the end of the Payroll line and get an additional allotment of income.

 

[Kentucky1]

put on a fake beard, go back and get an additional allotment of income.

Sounds groovy

 

[user 305778]

I always find it funny that people need to pay taxes on their illegally sold beer.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

The new shirt of 2019:

"The IRS Ruined Craft Beer"

Please consider contributing to my kickstarter to help me write my new novel, "How I got rich selling hazy IPAs but lost it all paying FICA"

 

[franch]

lol like anyone selling (or razzling) beers on facebook is paying taxes on their illegal sales.

 

[iamjeff6]

Is this **** for real

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/keeping-beer-cold-on-a-road-trip.502040/

 

[mateoloco]

Is this **** for real

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/keeping-beer-cold-on-a-road-trip.502040/

 

[abawol01]

Is this **** for real

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/keeping-beer-cold-on-a-road-trip.502040/

I think I read something about minimizing vibration on bottles before my eyes started bleeding. Color me a n00b if that's a real thing because I had no idea.

 

[jeevo]

Is this **** for real

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/keeping-beer-cold-on-a-road-trip.502040/

https://i0.wp.com/dudeism.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/******-Amateurs.jpg

 

[JulianB1]

I think I read something about minimizing vibration on bottles before my eyes started bleeding. Color me a n00b if that's a real thing because I had no idea.

I was literally just about to quote that post. That's where I stopped reading too.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

I want to buy a bunch of cheap vibrators, turn them on and throw them in beer coolers at events.

 

[theLostWizard]

I want to buy a bunch of cheap vibrators, turn them on and throw them in beer coolers at events.

I'd try to find a relevant gif but I'm at work

 

[evilc]

Wait, so all my trade boxes were bad beer since it was warm for 5 days? ****..

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Wait, so all my trade boxes were bad beer since it was warm for 5 days? ****..

Not just warm but vibrated AF from the transport. SAD

 

[Sam Fu]

Only reason you should install methods to prevent bottles from vibrating are the annoying clinking sounds that would irritate the **** out of me on a long drive.


Oh wait I don't go on IPA pilgrimages...

 

[evilc]

Not just warm but vibrated AF from the transport. SAD

Have about 200 bad trader threads coming soon!

 

[evilc]

Oh wait I don't go on IPA pilgrimages...

 

[wuntrikpony]

Is this **** for real

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/keeping-beer-cold-on-a-road-trip.502040/

 

[iamjeff6]

I think I read something about minimizing vibration on bottles before my eyes started bleeding. Color me a n00b if that's a real thing because I had no idea.

Im waiting for a response about the vibrations but nothing yet.

 

[RyanG1]

awesome username, too

 

[iamjeff6]

 

[evilc]

drtth has never seen female genitalia. Even on the Internet.

 

[Sam Fu]

Ok so since titles and credentials seem to validate every single line of ******** I see/hear, from now on I'm Sam Fu - level 29 Cicerone, former operations manager at over 100 breweries, fourth cousin twice removed from Jean Van Roy, and I taught Tomme Arthur how to make promotional videos.




Jesus ******* Christ "a Sierra Nevada representative told me" well did you suck his vibrating dick too to keep that from "scalping"?

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Did BA get bonus dumb recently?

 

[TDBuck]

Damnit Ohio. Can't believe he's willing to trade some of his cans. Hope he gets his SR71




MMP126Initiate (67)May 11, 2016Ohio
Beer Trader
NewHey All,

I scored a ticket to Hoof Hearted's release of "South Of Eleven" and "Tickling The Ivories" this Sunday. Willing to trade some cans.

Here is what I am after. Ratios are always up for discussion:
Treehouse Brewing Julius
Treehouse Brewing Haze
Treehouse Brewing Good Morning
Treehouse Brewing Single Shot
Treehouse Brewing Double Shot
Toppling Goliath SR-71
Toppling Goliath Assassin
Toppling Goliath Mornin Delight
AleSmith Vietnamese Coffee Speedway Stout
Funky Buddah Morning Wood
Funky Buddah Wide Awake, Its Morning
Funky Buddah French Toast Double Brown Ale
Funky Buddah Strawberry Shortcake
Cantillion Lou Pepe Framboise
Cantillion Lou Pepe Kreik
Cantillion Rose De Gambrinus
Cantillion Fou Foune
The Bruery Black Tuesday
The Bruery Chocolate Rain
The Bruery Mocha Wednesday
The Bruery Rue De Floyd '17
CellarMaker Brewing Imperial Coffee and Cigarettes
Monkish Brewing Foggy Window
Monkish Brewing JFK To LAX
Trillium Cans
Tired Hands Cans

Or, Make me an offer. Let me know what you have, and we can talk.
Note: Would ship these on Tuesday at the earliest!!

Thanks in advance!

 

[ccbstl]

I actually got what might be a serious response to that!

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Damnit Ohio. Can't believe he's willing to trade some of his cans. Hope he gets his SR71




MMP126Initiate (67)May 11, 2016Ohio
Beer Trader
NewHey All,

I scored a ticket to Hoof Hearted's release of "South Of Eleven" and "Tickling The Ivories" this Sunday. Willing to trade some cans.

Here is what I am after. Ratios are always up for discussion:
Treehouse Brewing Julius
Treehouse Brewing Haze
Treehouse Brewing Good Morning
Treehouse Brewing Single Shot
Treehouse Brewing Double Shot
Toppling Goliath SR-71
Toppling Goliath Assassin
Toppling Goliath Mornin Delight
AleSmith Vietnamese Coffee Speedway Stout
Funky Buddah Morning Wood
Funky Buddah Wide Awake, Its Morning
Funky Buddah French Toast Double Brown Ale
Funky Buddah Strawberry Shortcake
Cantillion Lou Pepe Framboise
Cantillion Lou Pepe Kreik
Cantillion Rose De Gambrinus
Cantillion Fou Foune
The Bruery Black Tuesday
The Bruery Chocolate Rain
The Bruery Mocha Wednesday
The Bruery Rue De Floyd '17
CellarMaker Brewing Imperial Coffee and Cigarettes
Monkish Brewing Foggy Window
Monkish Brewing JFK To LAX
Trillium Cans
Tired Hands Cans

Or, Make me an offer. Let me know what you have, and we can talk.
Note: Would ship these on Tuesday at the earliest!!

Thanks in advance!

If he can't find the right set of eyes he can always offer to add

 

[jeevo]

Did BA get bonus dumb recently?

Recently?

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Recently?

It looks like they are trying to hit new highs/lows.

 

[wethorseblanket]

"collector's case" = cardboard box they give out free?