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[Jmonah3]

FT: Whales (List)........ ISO: Whales (List)
Discussion in 'ISO:FT' started by ljjpowers, Yesterday at 8:46 PM.

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   ljjpowersDisciple (338)May 30, 2015California
   SubscriberBeer Trader
   NewFT:
   
   Tier 1:
   Fundamental Forces
   OG Rare
   OG Vanilla
   DBH
   CBS '11
   
   Tier 2:
   Huna
   Abraxas
   BA Darkness
   Rare '15
   RBAVSS (pre) x 2
   Mornin Delight b3
   
   
   
   
   ISO:
   
   Tier 1:
   KBBS
   BAA
   Assassin
   Handjee
   Good Mornin'
   
   Tier 2:
   Bramble
   Backyard
   King Henry
   VR
   CR
   DL '04, '05
   ANTEAD Set
   Morning Wood

Just casually drops "ANTEAD set" in there. Should be close though 1:1 with Huna.

 

[Brew33]

Just casually drops "ANTEAD set" in there. Should be close though 1:1 with Huna.

I like how the first bottling of Dark Lord is a toss in to Tier 2 also....

 

[amk1]

The best thing about the cellar link is that it has a secondary value column, because of course he does.

ISO: Juice Machine/Very Hazy FT: Sours, Hops, and Stouts
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   HaveUSeenMyCellarZealot (564)Aug 30, 2012California
   Beer Trader
   ISO: Juice Machine and Very Hazy
   interested in expanding, but must have JM and VH.
   
   FT: combo of hops and/or sours of similar trade value.
   
   Hops:
   Any Moonraker (going to anniv party), Monkish, Highland Park, Russian River, Fieldwork, Cellarmaker, SARA, Temescal, or Alvarado Street. I live in CA, and have regular access to pretty much anything you are looking for.
   
   Sours:
   Any SARA, De Garde, Rare Barrel, Russian River, Monkish, Lost Abbey, Bruery, Toolbox, Jester King, De Cam, Cantillon, and Drie Fonteinen.
   
   Looking for a solid trade partner to spoil for these cans and hopefully future releases.
   
   If nothing currently out tickles your fancy, here is a link to my cellar: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jQhRTXH19ccwl34VVl8Q_XxnENhKBvMLICvzJxwg1WQ/edit

 

[BadJustin]

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   HaveUSeenMyCellarHomie (564)Aug 30, 2012California
   **** Trader
   

 

[RyanG1]

The best thing about the cellar link is that it has a secondary value column, because of course he does.

ISO: Juice Machine/Very Hazy FT: Sours, Hops, and Stouts
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   HaveUSeenMyCellarZealot (564)Aug 30, 2012California
   Beer Trader
   ISO: Juice Machine and Very Hazy
   interested in expanding, but must have JM and VH.
   
   FT: combo of hops and/or sours of similar trade value.
   
   Hops:
   Any Moonraker (going to anniv party), Monkish, Highland Park, Russian River, Fieldwork, Cellarmaker, SARA, Temescal, or Alvarado Street. I live in CA, and have regular access to pretty much anything you are looking for.
   
   Sours:
   Any SARA, De Garde, Rare Barrel, Russian River, Monkish, Lost Abbey, Bruery, Toolbox, Jester King, De Cam, Cantillon, and Drie Fonteinen.
   
   Looking for a solid trade partner to spoil for these cans and hopefully future releases.
   
   If nothing currently out tickles your fancy, here is a link to my cellar: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jQhRTXH19ccwl34VVl8Q_XxnENhKBvMLICvzJxwg1WQ/edit

HaveUSeenMyCellar what are the valuations of your knives? Good seeing you at the Elements of Composition release where you as usual you tried to buy up others allotments.

 

[IndianaJones]

HaveUSeenMyCellar what are the valuations of your knives? Good seeing you at the Elements of Composition release where you as usual you tried to buy up others allotments.

How do these people live their day to day lives?

"This Chick-Fil-A lunch line is very long, how about I pay you $10 for your chicken sandwich on top of my chicken nuggets? Don't want to have to go through the line again."

"Man, I can't afford this new Xbox, how about I pay you an extra $200 over what you pay for yours when we get to the register and I'll sell that Xbox for an extra $600?"

"My kid really loves the movie Frozen, I'll pay you $60 to let us have your spot in line to get a photo op with Elsa, and then we'll jump back in for another set of pictures - but this time with funny faces."

 

[Sam Fu]

How do these people live their day to day lives?

"This Chick-Fil-A lunch line is very long, how about I pay you $10 for your chicken sandwich on top of my chicken nuggets? Don't want to have to go through the line again."

"Man, I can't afford this new Xbox, how about I pay you an extra $200 over what you pay for yours when we get to the register and I'll sell that Xbox for an extra $600?"

"My kid really loves the movie Frozen, I'll pay you $60 to let us have your spot in line to get a photo op with Elsa, and then we'll jump back in for another set of pictures - but this time with funny faces."

But sir, I'm a millennial American who is entitled to everything I can afford. I demand instant gratification on everything. Food/drink/entertainment, you name it. I've got a guy for that and use my irrational ego to curb my crippling disease of FOMO. Which btw, you should pity me for having. Thanks.

 

[Lamnic]

The best thing about the cellar link is that it has a secondary value column, because of course he does.

ISO: Juice Machine/Very Hazy FT: Sours, Hops, and Stouts
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   HaveUSeenMyCellarZealot (564)Aug 30, 2012California
   Beer Trader
   ISO: Juice Machine and Very Hazy
   interested in expanding, but must have JM and VH.
   
   FT: combo of hops and/or sours of similar trade value.
   
   Hops:
   Any Moonraker (going to anniv party), Monkish, Highland Park, Russian River, Fieldwork, Cellarmaker, SARA, Temescal, or Alvarado Street. I live in CA, and have regular access to pretty much anything you are looking for.
   
   Sours:
   Any SARA, De Garde, Rare Barrel, Russian River, Monkish, Lost Abbey, Bruery, Toolbox, Jester King, De Cam, Cantillon, and Drie Fonteinen.
   
   Looking for a solid trade partner to spoil for these cans and hopefully future releases.
   
   If nothing currently out tickles your fancy, here is a link to my cellar: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jQhRTXH19ccwl34VVl8Q_XxnENhKBvMLICvzJxwg1WQ/edit

I was going to make fun of this guy for having this much free time to build this cellar doc, but with that much beer now I can see why he did it.

 

[Sam Fu]

I was going to make fun of this guy for having this much free time to build this cellar doc, but with that much beer now I can see why he did it.

It's still one of the worst cases of shitlordery I've seen and gave me an instant headache

 

[BeersMorgan]

Call me crazy but having 111+ cases of beer seems excessive.

 

[BadJustin]

Call me crazy but having 111+ cases of beer seems excessive.

Yes. Come on earthquake, take that **** out!

 

[Vivified]

Call me crazy but having 111+ cases of beer seems excessive.

You didn't even look at the wine tab...

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Secondary Value
$23,393

EDIT: He doesn't even have any Anchor Our Special Ale Vintages. What a noob.

 

[Saugusbrewer]

Hasn't HaveUSeenMyCellar been known as a shht lord forever? The throwing knives were mentioned but nothing new with him.

 

[BeersMorgan]

You didn't even look at the wine tab...

Totally missed that but at least it's under 100 bottles and will likely age decently. Zero chance to get through all that beer before 90% of it turns to trash water

 

[boogercrack]

Totally missed that but at least it's under 100 bottles and will likely age decently. Zero chance to get through all that beer before 90% of it turns to trash water

I'm ok with this.


Also, I wonder where he's storing 111 cases of beer..... surely it's "properly cellared"

 

[Aliciousness]

Call me crazy but having 111+ cases of beer seems excessive.

Its not hoarding, its a collection?

 

[brentsdodgers]

HaveUSeenMyCellar what are the valuations of your knives? Good seeing you at the Elements of Composition release where you as usual you tried to buy up others allotments.

Beat me to it. OG Shitlord right here.

 

[boogercrack]

Its not hoarding, its a collection?

I hover ~200 bottles (but I have a 200 bottle wine fridge)

When I end up with more I get nervous about it and don't let people come over to the house for fear they may open a pantry door and find a case of Black Tuesday or something that I'll have to nervously explain.

 

[duceswild]

Secondary Value
$23,393

EDIT: He doesn't even have any Anchor Our Special Ale Vintages. What a noob.

My favorite thing about the secondary value total is that it doesn't even factor in every bottle, just ones he has a "price" for. I'm surprised he hasn't posted here yet stating as such and what he truly values it all at.

Second favorite piece was what he put at the bottom of the listing i.e. now you've seen my cellar.

 

[BeersMorgan]

I hover ~200 bottles (but I have a 200 bottle wine fridge)

When I end up with more I get nervous about it and don't let people come over to the house for fear they may open a pantry door and find a case of Black Tuesday or something that I'll have to nervously explain.

I have roughly 30-35 bottles properly stored on the shelf below my underwear in the closet. Having a 200 bottle wine fridge is genuinely awesome. Consider me jealous.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Remember back in the day when Adam Chandler (nee Jackson) took a beating for selling Hill Farmstead on ebay? My the times have changed.

 

[seedavid]

Remember back in the day when Adam Chandler (nee Jackson) took a beating for selling Hill Farmstead on ebay? My the times have changed.

Are you saying that selling HF bottles online won't get you in trouble anymore? Because last I heard, HF will ban your ass for that kind of thing. Or at least send you a strongly worded e-mail.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Are you saying that selling HF bottles online won't get you in trouble anymore? Because last I heard, HF will ban your ass for that kind of thing. Or at least send you a strongly worded e-mail.

No, just that selling beer in the black market seems OK to a lot of people based on some of the stuff that gets posted here.

 

[Rails]

I hover ~200 bottles (but I have a 200 bottle wine fridge)

When I end up with more I get nervous about it and don't let people come over to the house for fear they may open a pantry door and find a case of Black Tuesday or something that I'll have to nervously explain.

I hide my Bruery beers to.

 

[boogercrack]

I hide my Bruery beers to.

To where?

 

[Ataraxia1]

How do these people live their day to day lives?

"This Chick-Fil-A lunch line is very long, how about I pay you $10 for your chicken sandwich on top of my chicken nuggets? Don't want to have to go through the line again."

"Man, I can't afford this new Xbox, how about I pay you an extra $200 over what you pay for yours when we get to the register and I'll sell that Xbox for an extra $600?"

"My kid really loves the movie Frozen, I'll pay you $60 to let us have your spot in line to get a photo op with Elsa, and then we'll jump back in for another set of pictures - but this time with funny faces."

I unwittingly met him for the first time the other day. He lives in a very nice apartment building in the financial district so...yeah, money doesn't appear to be a problem.

I was going to make fun of this guy for having this much free time to build this cellar doc, but with that much beer now I can see why he did it.

I think he said somewhere he got his assistant (from work?) to do that grunt work for him.


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[Lamnic]

If I super conservatively said each bottle cost him $15 to purchase, we're talking over $20,000 worth of beer.

 

[amk1]

I think he said somewhere he got his assistant (from work?) to do that grunt work for him.

I feel like he should have his assistant fix the link on his website (it ends up on that error if you click on "Home" from other parts of the site).

 

[FoudreGuy]

"Taekwondo master" fits so perfectly.