Official Drink A Beer And Write a Haiku Thread

[Stubs]

Bitch Tickin Review

Deep Midnight Black

Chocolate, spices, peppers

Wheres the variants?


Triple x post
Edit to make actual haiku

 

[trickytunadicky]

xpost from the motherfuckin 4elf thread:

I wrote a haiku about 4 elf today:

Goat, pig, muskrat love
Alpaca, bacon wrapped deer,
Boar. #4elf

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

Planning out my bar
A basement poker table
TV, chouch, and GORM

 

[HevvyMetalHippie]

Are there any writers here/would be writers/or even a writing thread on TB?

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

Are there any writers here/would be writers/or even a writing thread on TB?

Every one of us, on a technicality.

I used to do short stories, finished a NaNoWriMo once. Haven't done much in at least a few years. I can't be the only one.

 

[HevvyMetalHippie]

I kind of wanted to start a thread, I think it might be fun, but found this first as the only thread with writing in the title.

Something to bounce ideas around maybe. Who knows

 

[FTowne1]

I kind of wanted to start a thread, I think it might be fun, but found this first as the only thread with writing in the title.

Something to bounce ideas around maybe. Who knows

Give us a haiku already!

 

[HevvyMetalHippie]

I'm taking a dump
Surfing TalkBeer on my phone
Now it's time to wipe

-W.B Yeats

 

[Coldsnack]

I don't know the haiku rules
I like beer
Words

 

[HevvyMetalHippie]

I don't know the haiku rules
I like beer
Words

Don't know how this works
Screw this noise, whatever man
Oh I think it worked.



No really doe, is there interest in a writing thread?

 

[coldcrash1]

Founders Porter here
Roasty smokey solid beer
Now an empty glass

 

[Der Fuchs]

Are there any writers here/would be writers/or even a writing thread on TB?

Does terrible prose count? (I have written good prose too)

I actually do a decent bit of laymans academic writing. (Anthro/socio/psych) but I don't think that is what you mean.

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

No really doe, is there interest in a writing thread?

Sure.

 

[jakeox]

Every one of us, on a technicality.

I used to do short stories, finished a NaNoWriMo once. Haven't done much in at least a few years. I can't be the only one.

I kind of wanted to start a thread, I think it might be fun, but found this first as the only thread with writing in the title.

Something to bounce ideas around maybe. Who knows

Does terrible prose count? (I have written good prose too)

I actually do a decent bit of laymans academic writing. (Anthro/socio/psych) but I don't think that is what you mean.

In, and I'll start the thread if I remember to in between beers today. I have a few pubbed short stories (and some academic publications, mostly in psych journals kuemmelbrau) and was a good chunk of the way into a pretty sweet YA sci-fi novel before I started drinking beer every night. It'll get finished someday.

 

[AndHow]

No really doe, is there interest in a writing thread?

Somewhere to post my Secret World of Alex Mack fan fiction? In!

OT

Drinking a Bu Weisse
Same price as Subway foot-longs
Does De Garde profit?

 

[Steve2]

I have a hangover
Grapefruit radler, all better
Now I can drink more

 

[Calcifer]

Oh Nugget Nectar
Looking so good in dem cans
Gotta crush 'em all

 

[Hayden McCall]

I am so ****** up
Just crushed four Xocovezas
So goddamned ****** up

 

[AndHow]

Black Tuesday 'beetus
A Bruery caused ailment
Wilford Brimley swag

 

[blue_bleeder]

Black Tuesday 'beetus
A Bruery caused ailment
Wilford Brimley swag

Trying to get that post count up I see...

 

[HevvyMetalHippie]

In, and I'll start the thread if I remember to in between beers today. I have a few pubbed short stories (and some academic publications, mostly in psych journals kuemmelbrau) and was a good chunk of the way into a pretty sweet YA sci-fi novel before I started drinking beer every night. It'll get finished someday.

I know you made a thread about this, but I can't find it, even though you tagged me on it. Did it die already?

Oh Nugget Nectar
Looking so good in dem cans
Gotta crush 'em all

 

[jakeox]

I know you made a thread about this, but I can't find it, even though you tagged me on it. Did it die already?

Official Writing Thread

It didn't exactly take off but I'd expect it to be one of those intermittent threads.

 

[Hayden McCall]

Planning out my bar
A basement poker table
TV, chouch, and GORM

Are you in search of said poker table? I have a bad ass oval one available. Red felt, black leather arm rest, cup holders, dealer seat with chip tray and undermounted cash box. Felt goes all the way around the table. Folding legs. I want to say it's 8-9' across.

 

[ForkAndSpoonOperator]

Are you in search of said poker table? I have a bad ass oval one available. Red felt, black leather arm rest, cup holders, dealer seat with chip tray and undermounted cash box. Felt goes all the way around the table. Folding legs. I want to say it's 8-9' across.

That sounds classy as hell, but mine is already paid for. And by paid for, I mean by the roommate who left it in the basement when he moved out. Appreciate the offer, though.

 

[mateoloco]

I am getting buzzed
Still have at least 10 ounces
Left in my bomber

Clown Shoes - Extremely Angry Beast

What can I say, I'm a lightweight....

 

[Fishy]

to wa ru de sun
en hi pe ru bo li ku
isu mai lai fu

 

[golden1]

sometimes I
like to write Haiku
sharing me

Pizza Port Growler
my wife brought for us to drink
a fringe benefit

we will walk
to Oceanside pier
and then eat

loving to Haiku
introductions to Talk Beer
I will be back soon

 

[golden1]

Weekend in Denver
After lunch hit Crooked Stave
They have Persica

Check a bag
On the return flight
How many

Check out the menu
Many available brands
Half pour IPA

Justify
The case will be shared
Bye bye cash

 

[Fingolfin]

Ate breakfast Reuben
But steimie does not approve
He is hard to please

 

[coach1]

Great Notion brewing
Makes beers that taste like the thing
They say they taste like