OFFICIAL De Garde + Tillamook County Thread!

[ac24]

I can do this homie.

Im running low on Arthur! After this case, I only have 1 more case left.

 

[ABSTRACTlegend]

****!

 

[ewwiccc]

The saltiness has finally reached the keepers FB group

 

[cardinalbruintriton]

The saltiness has finally reached the keepers FB group

Copy pastas?

 

[ewwiccc]

Copy pastas?

rather than paste a bunch of people's names (or spend the time blanking them out), this is the comment that seemed to break the camel's back:

guywhodidntgetabottle: Lame as **** to get alert emails same day as release

De garde will email us in advance about a release. The expectation was set that most if not all releases will happen at 9am PST on mondays. Some mondays we wont get something. So when they're kind enough to send an email out to let us know, people still have something to complain about bc "they should have given us 24+ hr notice so I could set alarm, take time off, whateverthefuckexcuseIneed" etc.

 

[ewwiccc]

They can not make everyone happy. I just hope all these complainers don't kill the club for 2019

 

[evanw1]

Honestly, they should just stop sending alert emails altogether. If these clowns haven't figured out the Mon at 9am pattern yet, eff em'.

 

[BadJustin]

is this Simon whiner on here?

 

[coach1]

It's just not as entertaining this time. Was really hoping for a new angle.

 

[ewwiccc]

It's just not as entertaining this time. Was really hoping for a new angle.

i'm waiting to hear someone complain that DG doesn't ship beer "because other breweries ship beer all the time for members". You know, **** those state alcohol laws

 

[teddyarrowhead]

I just caught up on this thread. That FB group is entertaining at times, but it also blows my mind that adult humans with their actual names and pictures displayed choose to seriously bitch to that extent about beer and aspects of a membership that were never guaranteed to them.

Re: the Avenue 4 question - that series is all collaborations with Brews for New Avenues and others. 1-3 were all with AltBrau, and 4 is with Tilquin. 4 is a blend of lambics Pierre brought over from Belgium with lambic-inspired (‘The’-worthy) de Garde. It will be for sale to-go exclusively at Brews for New Avenues this year on 8/25, and there won’t be much of it. TBD on how we’re going to sell it. Just like Avenue 1-3, de Garde of course reserves the right to keep some of it and may sell it for on-site consumption in their tasting room.

Didn't even try, was an expensive weekend for Collected Works.

I did both. Although a bunch of my CW bottles will make their way into a HF live auction package at Brews again, so I don’t feel like a total glutton.

 

[ewwiccc]

Honestly, they should just stop sending alert emails altogether. If these clowns haven't figured out the Mon at 9am pattern yet, eff em'.

evan you are such a kiss up

 

[wuntrikpony]

Can anyone help out with bottle pickups before the end of the month?

Will send butt stuff.

Spoiler: Actual butt stuff.

 

[evanw1]

evan you are such a kiss up

Missed gif opportunity...

(I do "love" the conflation of my criticisms of whiny, entitled ******s on FB with 'Evan is a kiss up'—sorry, nope, I've only said that you fellas are wanks, end of story.)

 

[wuntrikpony]

Can anyone help out with bottle pickups before the end of the month?

Will send butt stuff.

Spoiler: Actual butt stuff.

All set here. Love y'all.

Spoiler: More butt stuff.

 

[user 306349]

Spoiler

cum/10 has never been more relevant

 

[BadJustin]

Another Monday, another FCFS sale. Can't wait to read the bitching and moaning while eating lunch.

 

[ac24]

Another Monday, another FCFS sale. Can't wait to read the bitching and moaning while eating lunch.

But, but, but they didnt send a reminder email!

 

[BadJustin]

But, but, but they didnt send a reminder email!

And the clocks changed. Could be epic.

 

[coach1]

Looks like it lasted a relatively long time today. Probably because there was no reminder.

Surprised to see no bitching yet. It's been a solid 15 minutes since on-sale.

 

[ewwiccc]

Looks like it lasted a relatively long time today. Probably because there was no reminder.

Surprised to see no bitching yet. It's been a solid 15 minutes since on-sale.

i'm thinking they might have a lot of extra Orchard but not enough to give everyone double. This is how the Maison sale went. Most everyone got their extras

 

[ggfunk]

9:36 and a successful purchase.

De Garde bubble burst confirmed.

 

[user 306349]

9:36 and a successful purchase.

De Garde bubble burst confirmed.

and I went and pulled off the highway at 8:57 like a sucker

 

[ggfunk]

and I went and pulled off the highway at 8:57 like a sucker

 

[theLostWizard]

Did the uber tier members have the opportunity for an extra Sixth Peach?

 

[user 306349]

Did the uber tier members have the opportunity for an extra Sixth Peach?

nope I don't think anybody did, just extras of The Maison and The Orchard as far as Keepers bottles goes.

 

[falc0n26001]

I just woke up, but still managed to snag a bottle.

 

[CharlieMurphy1]

Do they still have an on-site (vintage) bottle list? It’s been a while for me, and can’t find any info anywhere.

 

[user 306349]

Do they still have an on-site (vintage) bottle list? It’s been a while for me, and can’t find any info anywhere.

yep, list isn't posted online. had an Eichenbock when I was there a few weeks ago, very oaky.

 

[rrrjjj]

The list they have right now is pretty solid. Just tapped the orchard too, which is awesome