Obnoxious REAL Football Trash Talking Thread

[Qhrumphf]

I saw "REAL" football and thought, you know, the kind played with your FEET.

DC United.

That is all.

 

[SC_Ryan]

 

[the_bird]

So, how 'bout them University of Miami Hurricanes? Are they the best professional football team in Florida?

I don't blame those kids in the least for taking what was offered to them. You're 21 years old, someone offers you $50k and a hooker, you're going to say no? ****, I'm 35 and I don't think I'd say no!

 

[beersteiner2345]

So, how 'bout them University of Miami Hurricanes? Are they the best professional football team in Florida?

I don't blame those kids in the least for taking what was offered to them. You're 21 years old, someone offers you $50k and a hooker, you're going to say no? ****, I'm 35 and I don't think I'd say no!

True enough. I am glad to see Miami return to doing what the do best. Fire the coach that actually brought some integrity to your program (at least with discipline) and now this comes out.

For the record- I love real real football (soccer here) as well. Just not as much.

 

[Reno_eNVy]

I saw "REAL" football and thought, you know, the kind played with your FEET.

DC United.

That is all.

There's already one of those. https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/horribly-unpopular-soccer-thread-227372/

Based on 2010 season performances I never though I'd see DC in the playoff race.

 

[Stevo2569]

There's already one of those. https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/horribly-unpopular-soccer-thread-227372/

Based on 2010 season performances I never though I'd see DC in the playoff race.

Yeh,
Take your foreign real football crap propaganda over there. This thread is for a REAL contact sport.:rockin:

 

[Qhrumphf]

This thread is for a REAL contact sport.:rockin:

Fine. How about rugby?

When I was young, I was in the middle of a scrum, and the wrong foot in the wrong place, collapsed, trampled, never playing that one again. But damn that's an awesome game.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Go Blue.


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Honestly, I hope they can make it to something more prestigious than the Kotex bowl this year. Playing your bowl game in mid-December has to be a bit disheartening.

 

[Stevo2569]

Fine. How about rugby?

When I was young, I was in the middle of a scrum, and the wrong foot in the wrong place, collapsed, trampled, never playing that one again. But damn that's an awesome game.

Rugbys cool.

Honestly, I hope they can make it to something more prestigious than the Kotex bowl this year. Playing your bowl game in mid-December has to be a bit disheartening.

Although the reference to Gator meaning Kotex makes me laugh, at least Michigan's' worst violation was practicing too much.

 

[wildwest450]

Honestly, I hope they can make it to something more prestigious than the Kotex bowl this year. Playing your bowl game in mid-December has to be a bit disheartening.

Perhaps you'll have enough players to field a team this year.



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[beersteiner2345]

T-minus 6 days until my Gators kick off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only 4 days until more REAL football starts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The beer is brewed, the peanuts will be boiled, and the meat will be smoked. Best time of the year.

 

[NotTechnicallyLegal]

It doesn't get any better! I hope Muschamp works out for y'all, I enjoyed watching him work when we still had him on the Plains.

War Eagle!

 

[beersteiner2345]

4 days! I am getting giddy now.

I like Muschamp as a person... I am witholding judgement as a coach.

Texas was hardly a defensive powerhouse... lol

 

[NotTechnicallyLegal]

I'm going to have to blame all of Texas' woes on Greg Davis and that "prolific" offense he was running. Texas National Total Defense Rankings per cfbstats.com:

2010- 5th
2009- 3rd
2008- 51st
2007 - 52nd

If Weis can put together an offense that effectively uses all of the athleticism Florida has, history shows that Muschamp will put together one hell of a defense (cfbstats didn't go back that far but Auburn was a top 10 D during his 2 year stay with us as well).

With the exception of Oct. 15, good luck!

 

[wildwest450]

All I can say is I hope Denard can take snaps from under center, yikes.


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[beersteiner2345]

With the exception of Oct. 15, good luck!

lol Likewise.

 

[JonM]

F** k 'em, Bucky!

 

[JeepDiver]

Pork butt on the smoker, homebrew in the fridge, pass on the SWMBO list for the day, temps in the 50's right now and high in the 70's and pregame stuff on at 7am and the Tivo guide set to only show football. This should be a great Saturday

 

[beersteiner2345]

It doesn't get any better! I hope Muschamp works out for y'all, I enjoyed watching him work when we still had him on the Plains.

War Eagle!

Dude, what the freaking eff is this?!?!?!?! Get back from a trail work day and excited turn on the tube to see Auburn getting it handed to them by Utah State?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Man, I hope you guys get your d together. Hard to be an egotistical SEC fan with showings like this. (I say this fully understanding that no one really has any idea how my team is going to do this year).

I really like Auburn (second favorite team in SEC), so this was tough to see.

Thank God it looks like they might pull something off now... 1st and 10 on USU's 17 with a minute to go... down by three... Come on Tigers.

 

[beersteiner2345]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice start to another dismal season Notre Dame. USF Bulls gonna wax you.

Notre Dame = one of my top 5 most hated programs in sports, period.

 

[NotTechnicallyLegal]

Yeah, it was painful to watch, we've got a lot to figure out in the next 5 days or MSU will blow us straight out of the stadium

 

[beersteiner2345]

Yeah, it was painful to watch, we've got a lot to figure out in the next 5 days or MSU will blow us straight out of the stadium

Yeah, but they had several games last year where they found a way to win in tough situations... that says a lot for them. As they showed clearly last year, a W is a W.

Plug up the holes in the D and it would be much better.

 

[beersteiner2345]

Big game tonight for me. Go Pokes!

 

[beersteiner2345]

I am just going to keep talking to myself on here dammit.

The TN Volunteers headed to Gainesville to play my Gators in the Swamp this weekend... gonna be a big game for sure! GO GATORS!

 

[NotTechnicallyLegal]

I'll come along for the ride and keep the thread going. After this past weekend, I've decided that we can't stop anybody unless we need a stand on the last drive of a game. Other than that other teams are free to score at will on Auburn, but hey we're still 2-0, so I'll keep watching the weekly heart attack!

I think that Tyler Bray is going to get put in his place by a competent SEC secondary this week, best of luck to the Gators!

 

[beersteiner2345]

Same to you. I think Auburn will get into sync by the end of the year.

I am in complete disbelief how many more people on here prefer the NFL to NCAA football. Figures it would mainly be SEC fans who are on here actively. lol

 

[wildwest450]

Whatever, the Big Ten/Twelve represents!! It's just most SEC fans like to run their mouths more often.


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[beersteiner2345]

We have a lot of things to run our mouths about.

 

[wildwest450]

We have a lot of things to run our mouths about.

You sure do, the SEC has the highest payroll in college.

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[beersteiner2345]

You sure do, the SEC has the highest payroll in college.

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That's why USC (NOT the one in the SEC) and OSU are in the hottest water for it.

We may or may not have the highest payroll, that is debatable. But what isn't debatable, is that we absolutely do have the highest number and concentration of great football programs of any conference.