Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Why do you care so much about what other people think?



And, yes...no one knows what you guys are talking about.

We don't care what you think. We DO enjoy taunting you. Subtle differences can mean so much.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You care, very much...so much.

 

[bluemoose]

Why do you care so much about what other people think?



And, yes...no one knows what you guys are talking about.

I get that you are all bristly that your team sucks and the Patriots dominate the NFL, during the season, and off season. I understand that whatever quarterback coming out of college is probably going to have a better career than Brady, right up until they implode their second season.
But most of us that are being honest, no matter what team we root for, understands that seeing the sustained greatness that is Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, is something we are going to tell our grandkids about.
My grandfather told me about when he saw Babe Ruth play. I will be able to tell my Grandkids about the best quarterback that ever lived.
I don't give a rat's ass what you or anybody else thinks. Living in the era of the goat is pretty freakin cool.

Just sayin.

 

[day_trippr]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

RIP Cheshire

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Speaking of death. Wheres our J-E-T-S fan with his optimism for the new year? I wanna hear his spin on their new direction.

 

[bluemoose]

Fireman Ed is on suicide watch.

 

[paulthenurse]

I thought Fireman Ed died with Mark Sanchez's career.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I get that you are all bristly that your team sucks and the Patriots dominate the NFL, during the season, and off season. I understand that whatever quarterback coming out of college is probably going to have a better career than Brady, right up until they implode their second season.
But most of us that are being honest, no matter what team we root for, understands that seeing the sustained greatness that is Tom Brady and the New England Patriots, is something we are going to tell our grandkids about.
My grandfather told me about when he saw Babe Ruth play. I will be able to tell my Grandkids about the best quarterback that ever lived.
I don't give a rat's ass what you or anybody else thinks. Living in the era of the goat is pretty freakin cool.

Just sayin.

so freakin insecure

awkward

 

[bluemoose]

So freakin jelly.

Awkward

 

[stratslinger]

I thought Fireman Ed died with Mark Sanchez's career.

Believe it or not, I think he came out of retirement for the Ryan Fitzpatrick era... I think he may be considering re-retirement about now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Key words being "five straight".


Now.... HOLD ON... i know when you think "clutch playoffs" you think "Peyton Manning".... and how could you not with all of those one and dones?

But.... i dunno.... that "five straight" seems kinda... a little... clutch...

Just sayin'

 

[GenIke]

That's textbook holding. Hands on the outside of the pads.

 

[bluemoose]

There are 81 days until the NFL opener between the Patriots and Kansas City Chiefs, and part of the numbers-based theme, ESPN's Stats & Information notes that teams are 1-81 over the last two seasons when trailing by 25 points. The lone win came in Super Bowl LI when the Patriots charged back to beat the Falcons.

Mike Reiss is always a good read Sunday morning.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Adorable

This guy's almost as delusional as Hoppy.

He's one step away from the Wheel of Parity.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Freeman also claimed if he had stayed in the game, he would have won MVP: “Let’s say it like this, if I would have stayed in the game — I don’t know why I got out the game, actually — but if I would have stayed in the game, I would have got MVP. I look at my stats and I see my numbers didn’t lie. Look at my numbers.”

Geezuz, even Hoppy makes more sense than that.

 

[day_trippr]

I don't care that it's June, that should be an instant entry into the NFL Concussion Protocol.
That lad ain't right in da haid!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Freeman who?

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't care that it's June, that should be an instant entry into the NFL Concussion Protocol.

That lad ain't right in da haid!

Giselle would be calling Dr Oz to get him PUP'ed for the rest of the decade.

 

[GenIke]

Could have gone either way.

 

[Homercidal]

Was shopping last night and the wife held up a Patriots pillow and said, "I think I just found your new fart pillow!"

I was kind of shocked because I could totally see her doing that with a Packers pillow, but I had no idea she followed football that much.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I hope she didn't forget to pick up a seasons worth of x-large paper bags for the Lion's season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's hilarious. Like a pillow would do it. She would need a fart bean bag at least.

 

[paulthenurse]

Alright. I'm just going to come right out and ask...

WTF is a fart pillow?

 

[Cape Brewing]

... maybe a fart king size mattress.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ooooo. A FART BARGE!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I think the Lions wound require a fart locomotive.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I feel bad that you're so old sometimes

 

[paulthenurse]

Your momma liked me just the way I am.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Yawn)