Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

I like it when the media says something like... "picture of the two GOATs together."

It really doesn't matter who the hell is in the picture with Brady, know what I'm saying?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Robert Horry has more NBA rings than Jordan.



Using Patriot fan logic, Horry is far superior to Jordan.

Your gross generalizations are troubling

 

[bob1852]

Your gross generalizations are troubling

Your troubling generalizations are gross.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your troubling generalizations are gross.

Your stupid face is gross

 

[bob1852]

Your stupid face is gross

Your gross face is stupid.

 

[paulthenurse]

You two should just get it over with and get a room.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's not as cool as "Boston Strong" but I am starting to come around on "Blitz for Six".

... and the Blitz for Six starts in two days.

Training camp btiches!!!

Blitz for Six... I just like sayin' it.

 

[GenIke]

Robert Horry has more NBA rings than Jordan.

Using Patriot fan logic, Horry is far superior to Jordan.

Big Shot Bob has at least as many clutch shots too. And in less attempts.

 

[bob1852]

"Big Shot Bob" is almost as dumb of a phrase as "Bliitz for Six." Almost.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Big Shot Bob" is almost as dumb of a phrase as "Bliitz for Six." Almost.

Haters gonna hate

Hate away

You can't slow down our Blitz for Six

.... which starts in T minus one day

 

[paulthenurse]

Stolen from Soper's FB post.

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[TheDudeLebowski]

Who cares! They smoke at the age of 6.

 

[paulthenurse]

Good point

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahaha!!

Type "owner of the Jets" into google search...


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[paulthenurse]

Relevant fact.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Because owning the Jets is hard

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... but someone setting up the google search results like that is pretty funny.

Man... you're just the worst

 

[HoppyDaze]

not really

 

[bluemoose]

No... but someone setting up the google search results like that is pretty funny.

Man... you're just the worst

Agreed, the absolute worst!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hands down worst.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Paul. They're not talking about bratwurst, FYI.

 

[paulthenurse]

That doesn't even make sense. Put down the white Zinfandel and back up slowly.

 

[day_trippr]

He'll never be in The Hall, but he was a great football player...

 

[HoppyDaze]

he's a pvssy

 

[day_trippr]

He ate Seahawks for snacks.

 

[paulthenurse]

Seahawks are scrawny little things. He probably had to eat a couple of dozen to get a decent platter of buffalo Seahawks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Good ones guys

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Ugggggg. Soooo many problems this year... gotta freakin rearrange all the banners in order to fit em.

So much work

Hey Hoppy... it must be nice not having that problem huh? Plennnnnnn-ty of room. You guys do have that cool "12" flag though. That's fun.

Right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

OMG!!! You should make a flag of a guy throwing a fish!!!!

Then you would have TWO flags.

That would be super sweet.

 

[day_trippr]

So Goodell is going to make an appearance opening night.
That should go well