Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

Perfect play

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice tight coverage by the Dolph..........

Doh!

 

[HoppyDaze]

You might wanna cover that guy

 

[GenIke]

JPP is trying to single handedly take over this game.

 

[wobrien]

JPP is trying to single handedly take over this game.

Like

 

[finsfan]

Classic comeback setup, guys. Gotta keep those viewers engaged till the very end.

 

[paulthenurse]

Did that idiot Gruden just ask, "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?"

Good grief. He might just be as dumb as Rookie. Not nearly as aggravating, but startlingly stupid.

 

[GenIke]

Fun Fact: Gruden is the the highest paid employee at ESPN

 

[WesleyS]

Time is running out. Suh might want to start thinking about stomping a few legs and hands.

 

[paulthenurse]

His pay is not linked to his IQ, I can guarantee you that.

 

[1977Brewer]

His pay is not linked to his IQ, I can guarantee you that.

That's true for a lot of folks. Isn't Cape independently wealthy?

 

[paulthenurse]

Relevant fact.^^^^^^^

 

[wobrien]

That's true for a lot of folks. Isn't Cape independently wealthy?

I wouldn't insult him. Dude's a psycho.

 

[1977Brewer]

I wouldn't insult him. Dude's a psycho.

I'm a thick skinned SOB. I'll go ahead and tell myself to kill myself.

Or whatever. Don't care.


Eff the Giants.

 

[day_trippr]

Aaaaand there it is: your 2015 AFC East Champion New England Patriots!

Cheers! (And let the Haterade flow! )

[edit] btw, that was some stellar second half defense put up by the Phins. Jeeze...

 

[1977Brewer]

Aaaaand there it is: your 2015 AFC East Champion New England Patriots!



Cheers! (And let the Haterade flow! )

Congrats, you're the kings of **** mountain.

 

[day_trippr]

Right on cue!

Cheers! (Reeally easy mark )

 

[HoppyDaze]

Gruden shaming says a lot about the hacks around here. He's your absolute superior in every sense of the word. Get right, best analyst in the game. Cherry pick comments you're too stupid to understand all you want, but the guy is football. Sorry for the one time he maybe didn't validate your shti existence by saying TB had a bad series.

 

[Darwin18]

The Gru-Mote? I turned the TV off after that.

 

[finsfan]

Gruden shaming says a lot about the hacks around here. He's your absolute superior in every sense of the word. Get right, best analyst in the game. Cherry pick comments you're too stupid to understand all you want, but the guy is football. Sorry for the one time he maybe didn't validate your shti existence by saying TB had a bad series.

I agree, he is fun to listen to. Considering some other options out there, I wouldn't mind Gruden for every game. He actually gets the technical part of the game and relays that in a way that most of you a-holes should actually be able to understand. His excitement for the game, as far as commentators go, is unmatched IMO. That is what makes him the highest paid on-air employee of ESPN. Its all about entertainment folks.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[motobrewer]

I gotta guess Manziel gets blasted more than Tannehill. At least that is what the videos suggest.

hmmm. i think this post would be better in the Group Buy forum.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I agree, he is fun to listen to. Considering some other options out there, I wouldn't mind Gruden for every game. He actually gets the technical part of the game and relays that in a way that most of you a-holes should actually be able to understand. His excitement for the game, as far as commentators go, is unmatched IMO. That is what makes him the highest paid on-air employee of ESPN. Its all about entertainment folks.

I believe your opinion on this is incorrect

 

[finsfan]

I believe your opinion on this is incorrect

So who is better?

 

[wobrien]

Neutered cape is funnier than the old cape

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's gettin' all Game of Thrones up in here.

 

[paulthenurse]

Independently wealthy and sackless is a sorry combination.

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[ComcastWineRookie]

Neutered cape is funnier than the old cape

i completely disagree

 

[wobrien]

Admittedly, it was a low bar he set.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Talking about football is fun

 

[Darwin18]

PC Cape is boring and lame.

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[motobrewer]

i completely disagree

you should stick to calling paul a "dumb piece of Cow Dung".

be sure to capitalize "Cow" and "Dung".

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i think you are pusing the limits @Pappers_

 

[paulthenurse]

i think you are pusing the limits @Pappers_

And I think you might be (a wonderful human being).

 

[JonGrafto]

Why are all these posts getting edited by Pappers?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The New England Patriots have eleven wins and two losses.

 

[Darwin18]

Everyone is having a good time. Everything is awesome.

 

[day_trippr]

This is so sad - like a post-lobotomy McMurphy at the end of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

Cheers! (I'd say "Get better soon, Cape" but we know that ain't gonna help )

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

The New England Patriots have eleven wins and two losses.

soon to be 12-2, mariotta isint beating the GOAT