Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

 

[motobrewer]

I gotta guess Manziel gets blasted more than Tannehill. At least that is what the videos suggest.

hmmm. i think this post would be better in the Group Buy forum.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I agree, he is fun to listen to. Considering some other options out there, I wouldn't mind Gruden for every game. He actually gets the technical part of the game and relays that in a way that most of you a-holes should actually be able to understand. His excitement for the game, as far as commentators go, is unmatched IMO. That is what makes him the highest paid on-air employee of ESPN. Its all about entertainment folks.

I believe your opinion on this is incorrect

 

[finsfan]

I believe your opinion on this is incorrect

So who is better?

 

[wobrien]

Neutered cape is funnier than the old cape

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's gettin' all Game of Thrones up in here.

 

[paulthenurse]

Independently wealthy and sackless is a sorry combination.

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[ComcastWineRookie]

Neutered cape is funnier than the old cape

i completely disagree

 

[wobrien]

Admittedly, it was a low bar he set.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Talking about football is fun

 

[Darwin18]

PC Cape is boring and lame.

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[motobrewer]

i completely disagree

you should stick to calling paul a "dumb piece of Cow Dung".

be sure to capitalize "Cow" and "Dung".

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i think you are pusing the limits @Pappers_

 

[paulthenurse]

i think you are pusing the limits @Pappers_

And I think you might be (a wonderful human being).

 

[JonGrafto]

Why are all these posts getting edited by Pappers?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The New England Patriots have eleven wins and two losses.

 

[Darwin18]

Everyone is having a good time. Everything is awesome.

 

[day_trippr]

This is so sad - like a post-lobotomy McMurphy at the end of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest...

Cheers! (I'd say "Get better soon, Cape" but we know that ain't gonna help )

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

The New England Patriots have eleven wins and two losses.

soon to be 12-2, mariotta isint beating the GOAT

 

[paulthenurse]

Why are all these posts getting edited by Pappers?

What do you mean? What are you talking about?


http://youtu.be/zi6wNGwd84g


I like pie!

 

[paulthenurse]

Delete. Can't get the edit right. Me dumb

 

[Darwin18]

Blounts out the rest of the year. Couldn't have happened sooner to a worse human being.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

next man up

 

[stratslinger]

Everyone get ready for the resurgence of Montee Ball.

Crap. I can't even manage a straight face typing that. Here's hoping he doesn't need to come off the bench.

 

[Darwin18]

You never know. He was a high draft pick so he has some physical talent. Running out of the shotgun on every play because Manning is an ******* might not have helped his career, but the Pats have a history of taking marginal players and getting high production out them. He's only 25.

 

[paulthenurse]

They took a guy in the sixth round once...

 

[wobrien]

They don't normally draft anyone in the 6th round?

 

[the_bird]

You never know. He was a high draft pick so he has some physical talent.

"High draft pick" is meaningless ten minutes after the draft ends. Just look at Trent Richardson, or Lawrence Mauroney, or all the low-pick/undrafted guys that have been successful. I'd be shocked if Ball is even on the active roster. Bolden's not terrible; he's been able to get yards if the line does its job (just like every running back not named Barry Sanders), he can catch out of the backfield, and they trust him to protect Brady.

What I'm really curious about... when the Pats so quickly dumped Jonas Gray last year, and didn't seem to go after him when he was available this week. There MUST have been more going on that just being late to a meeting.

It's all about the skillset; see the hole, hit the hole quickly (no dancing), move the pile, and don't fumble. And if a linebacker blitzes, hit him in the face. You don't need to be a first rounder to be able to do those things.

 

[stratslinger]

You never know. He was a high draft pick so he has some physical talent. Running out of the shotgun on every play because Manning is an ******* might not have helped his career, but the Pats have a history of taking marginal players and getting high production out them. He's only 25.

Good points...

And at least he isn't signed to a Haynesworth-like contract. If he works out, awesome for the team. If not, all it'll likely cost them is a fumble or three.