Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[wobrien]

The team I feel like I have an affiliation with is more capable of winning contests than the team you feel like you have an affiliation with.

Careful with the inflammatory comments

 

[motobrewer]

The team I feel like I have an affiliation with is more capable of winning contests than the team you feel like you have an affiliation with.

That joke would be funnier in the cider forum.

 

[wobrien]

Eagles are going to go further in the playoffs than the panthers

 

[WesleyS]

Eagles are going to go further in the playoffs than the panthers

Here's a list of people who care:

 

[HoppyDaze]

here's a list of people who care:

that's funny because there's no people listed which means no one cares!!!!

 

[wobrien]

My feelings are hurt

 

[finsfan]

Thats not nice wes!

 

[HoppyDaze]

My feelings are hurt

A list of those sensitive to your plight:

 

[wobrien]

I get it. Let me try.

List of panthers fans before this season:

 

[WesleyS]

I get it. Let me try.

List of people who knew the panthers existed before this season:

Ftfy

 

[stratslinger]

Clearly the more accurate of the two statements

 

[WesleyS]

Thats not nice wes!

Sorry, I didn't include you. If you'd like, I can work up a list that references your pathetic team.

 

[finsfan]

Sorry, I didn't include you. If you'd like, I can work up a list that references your pathetic team.

Dont you have to have a team to make fun of someone else's?

 

[WesleyS]

Dont you have to have a team to make fun of someone else's?

You're right, I don't have a team. I am, however, a fan of a team.

 

[finsfan]

You're right, I don't have a team.

Exactly.

 

[wobrien]

You're both frauds who root for other people's home teams. Disqualified.

 

[WesleyS]

You're both frauds who root for other people's home teams. Disqualified.

Football left Houston in 96. Who was I supposed to start rooting for? The Cowboys? That's no way to live.

 

[bluemoose]

You should be Panthers fan this year! Just ask all of last year's Seahawks fans how fun it is.

 

[wobrien]

Football left Houston in 96. Who was I supposed to start rooting for? The Cowboys? That's no way to live.

You could be a lifelong Texans fan like our resident life long panthers fan...

 

[slym2none]

Eagles are going to go further in the playoffs than the panthers

That's adorable...

 

[slym2none]

I get it. Let me try.

List of panthers fans before this season:

That's just precious...

 

[WesleyS]

You could be a lifelong Texans fan like our resident life long panthers fan...

I already have a team, but nice of you to try and help me out.

 

[wobrien]

I guess it's true, people from NC only have about three words in their vocabulary.

 

[slym2none]

You could be a lifelong Texans fan like our resident life long panthers fan...

Something you don't know about, perhaps? Being a lifelong fan?

 

[wobrien]

I don't have a team.

I already have a team

Which is it?

 

[slym2none]

I guess it's true, people from NC only have about three words in their vocabulary.

I know over one hunnert words, thenkyewverruhmuch!

 

[WesleyS]

I know over one hunnert words, thenkyewverruhmuch!

Is "bandwagon" one of them?

 

[day_trippr]

Is "bandwagon" one of them?

ahahaahahaha! Love this guy!

 

[slym2none]

Is "bandwagon" one of them?

Nope. I learned that's a made-up word concocted by jealous Massholes.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The Dolphins are way more interesting when one linebacker is plowing the other one's sister.