Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

He'll have four a week from now.

 

[day_trippr]

For the last week every time the Fivehead is mentioned it's like all of the NFL pontificators are standing at his death bed shaking their heads. It sure seems the popular opinion out there is Fivehead should retire - and Denver would prefer he not return.

If that's true it's gonna be a sad moment for the sport. As must as I loved it when he had his ass handed to him everytime he landed in Foxboro he's still a pretty good QB when he's not hobbled by injury.

Anyway...what possible reasons are there for continuing the annual abomination called "The NFL Pro Bowl"?

Cheers!

 

[bob1852]

For the last week every time the Fivehead is mentioned it's like all of the NFL pontificators are standing at his death bed shaking their heads. It sure seems the popular opinion out there is Fivehead should retire - and Denver would prefer he not return.

If that's true it's gonna be a sad moment for the sport. As must as I loved it when he had his ass handed to him everytime he landed in Foxboro he's still a pretty good QB when he's not hobbled by injury.

Anyway...what possible reasons are there for continuing the annual abomination called "The NFL Pro Bowl"?

Cheers!

Watching them shank extra points and FGs on the narrow goal posts?

 

[bluemoose]

To support the best players on your team? Oh... shoot, the Pats don't get to play in the probowl. Well I guess it is more interesting for loser teams. How are the Packers representatives doing?

 

[GenIke]

Team Irvin and team Carter? Those two teams are about as likable as the super bowl match up.

 

[GenIke]

To support the best players on your team? Oh... shoot, the Pats don't get to play in the probowl. Well I guess it is more interesting for loser teams. How are the Packers representatives doing?

I'm pissed off. Thanks for asking.

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's got 3*, right?

Whatever helps you sleep. I sleep just fine.

 

[ChshreCat]

He'll have four a week from now.

4 Super Bowl losses? I agree.

 

[GenIke]

oh zing!

 

[day_trippr]

Looks like Sherman's oral diarrhea got a head start on Media Week. That lad sure can talk.

Holy crap, the Seahawks - and America - are gonna wonder what the eff happened when the Pats unleash two weeks of major rage next Sunday.

It's gonna be like the Roman Colosseum in its carnal glory.
We're talking Jefferson making Lincoln HS pay!

I'd be wearing a rain slicker, full face shield and a snorkel if I was inside that stadium

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not even a fraction as bad as the spew you idiots have been vomiting all week. Trying to justify and explain the whole ball thing. I actually feel sorry for you.

 

[day_trippr]

Honestly, I feel my IQ drop every time I read anything you post

When the NFL finally gets done milking this stoopid thing for every pair of Super Bowl eyeballs it's worth, they're going to come out and say "Nothing to see here".

And your gang of nitwits will have a hella lot of 'splaining to do...though I expect nothing more than dead silence...being as your team is gonna have its ass totally kicked.

Oh look! Seattle's fans have arrived in Glendale! And keepin' it classy as always!

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh just a reminder.... Succccccck it

 

[stratslinger]

When the NFL finally gets done milking this stoopid thing for every pair of Super Bowl eyeballs it's worth, they're going to come out and say "Nothing to see here".

And your gang of nitwits will have a hella lot of 'splaining to do...though I expect nothing more than dead silence...being as your team is gonna have its ass totally kicked.

C'mon, man, who are you kidding? You know that, as soon as the NFL finishes its investigation and says, "yup, Bill was right on Saturday, nothing to see here," every one of us New England fans will feel vindicated and everybody else will scream "cover up" and b!tch and moan for the next few years.

At least it's something different from Spygate...

 

[h22lude]

4 Super Bowl wins? I agree.

Fixed. He can't have 4 Super Bowl losses when right now he only has 2. Math is hard, I know.

 

[the_bird]

so if it's all related to the game and the weather and the players falling on the balls, how do the Green Bay Packers keep air in the footballs when they play in temps below 32? One would think that by the end of the first quarter all of the balls would be flat. I've seen teams play games in 10 degree weather and the balls don't seem to lose much air.

I'm not saying anyone cheating, it's just my observation

Do they *ever* get measured? That's the single most important piece of information that no one has answered; what typically happens over the course of a game?

And the answer for the Packers specifically was given directly by Rodgers; they intentionally inflate them above the league limit.

 

[bob1852]

The most important question is: will Cape be stuck in Boston because of the snow and not be able to make it to Glendale?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Legal Seafood in Terminal B at Logan has installed Ultra HD in the bar. I hear it looks better than actually being at a game.






Memories: Damn b&w pictures! If you remember anything about the Gahden, you'd know you wouldn't want to be stranded there:

http://www.boston.com/news/local/ar...ooned_at_the_garden_memories_of_78/?page=full

 

[jbaysurfer]

Do they *ever* get measured? That's the single most important piece of information that no one has answered; what typically happens over the course of a game?

And the answer for the Packers specifically was given directly by Rodgers; they intentionally inflate them above the league limit.

 

[ChshreCat]

Fixed. He can't have 4 Super Bowl losses when right now he only has 2. Math is hard, I know.

Sorry... he chokes so often it's hard to keep track of which big game he blew when.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Thundersnow!"

How can you not love living in a place that has"Tthundersnow?"

 

[HoppyDaze]

"Thundersnow!"

How can you not love living in a place that has"Tthundersnow?"

I don't see how your pizza oven survives this storm. At least you got good use out of it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Fixed. He can't have 4 Super Bowl losses when right now he only has 2. Math is hard, I know.

this happened when he was assistant head coach...so yeah, this will be his 4th Super Loss

 

[h22lude]

Sorry... he chokes so often it's hard to keep track of which big game he blew when.

Winning 3 and losing 2. Appearing in his 6th. Yeah real Peyton Manning he is.

this happened when he was assistant head coach...so yeah, this will be his 4th Super Loss

I'm pretty sure Brady wasn't the assistant head coach back then. That was BB. And if you go back, this conversation was about Brady. Good try though.

I guess math and reading are tough for you.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That was a pretty pre-school answer there Hoppy!


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...ard-sherman-i-dont-answer-preschool-questions

 

[h22lude]

That was a pretty pre-school answer there Hoppy!

He is learning. Takes him a while to catch on to what has happened. We will give him the benefit of the doubt.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This is just so funny. I love how you losers keep trying to talk your way out of it. CHEATERS, always and forever. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll get past it. Also, the sooner you'll realize that your precious Pats will never be considered the greatest ever no matter how many more illegitimate conference championship games you win. *

NFL Football Manufacturer Also Says Bill Belichick Is Full Of Sh!t

 

[HoppyDaze]

Winning 3 and losing 2. Appearing in his 6th. Yeah real Peyton Manning he is.



I'm pretty sure Brady wasn't the assistant head coach back then. That was BB. And if you go back, this conversation was about Brady. Good try though.

I guess math and reading are tough for you.

I don't read your posts...don't flatter yourself. LOSER CHEATER

 

[h22lude]

This is just so funny. I love how you losers keep trying to talk your way out of it. CHEATERS, always and forever. The sooner you accept it the sooner you'll get past it. Also, the sooner you'll realize that your precious Pats will never be considered the greatest ever no matter how many more illegitimate conference championship games you win. *

NFL Football Manufacturer Also Says Bill Belichick Is Full Of Sh!t

I'm pretty sure you are the only one still talking about it lol You should get over the fact that the Pats will be winning the SB and TB12 will be the best QB of all time.

I don't read your posts...don't flatter yourself. LOSER CHEATER

Well replying to my post and the previous post contradicts this statement lol man you make it way too easy

 

[HoppyDaze]

yeah, you're winning here. LOL

 

[h22lude]

yeah, you're winning here. LOL

Hahaha your posts are always fun to read. Glad you stick around. Gives us all someone to laugh at.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I know, I'm awesome...way better than you for sure.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I know, I'm awesome...way better than you for sure.

and not too full of yourself?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Perfectly amount of myself; not too full and not too empty.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Perfectly amount of myself; not too full and not too empty.

Maybe you should try some Adderol. It'll help you concentrate on which one it is.

 

[stratslinger]

What's great is that Bill Nye and The Wilson dude are doing exactly what people keep accusing Pats supporters of: they're picking and choosing the bits and pieces of BB's argument the other night that they CAN tear apart, tearing them apart, and conveniently ignoring those that they can't easily defeat.

BB explained, in plain English, that the team's ball preparation process (whatever rubdowns, scuff-ups, or mojo they do to the ball) effectively increases the pressure by 1PSI. They perform this shortly before handing the balls over to the officials. By halftime, the effects of that process (likely, warmer pigskin and bladder from friction or whatever, causing the air in the ball to warm up - but that's just a guess, since BB didn't get into the details of whatever mojo they do to the balls) have worn off, and that 1PSI has disappeared. Further, they did find about .5 PSI just from temperature change alone - which just about anybody who knows Boyle's Law can figure is pretty accurate.

Bill Nye and Wilson Ball dude completely ignored the ball prep angle, and completely attacked the weather and atmospheric pressure angle - never once did BB say that atmospheric pressure had a dang thing to do with it. But what they're arguing is impossible and what BB said happened are two different things.

In simpler terms, eff those guys, they're hacks.

 

[bob1852]

but that's just a guess

Thanks for your expert opinion.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Succccccck it

 

[dunnright00]

Yup, it's all explained now. Nothing more to see here.

Oh, wait...
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap30...-sports-nfl-zeroes-in-on-lockerroom-attendant

 

[HoppyDaze]

What's great is that Bill Nye and The Wilson dude are doing exactly what people keep accusing Pats supporters of: they're picking and choosing the bits and pieces of BB's argument the other night that they CAN tear apart, tearing them apart, and conveniently ignoring those that they can't easily defeat.

BB explained, in plain English, that the team's ball preparation process (whatever rubdowns, scuff-ups, or mojo they do to the ball) effectively increases the pressure by 1PSI. They perform this shortly before handing the balls over to the officials. By halftime, the effects of that process (likely, warmer pigskin and bladder from friction or whatever, causing the air in the ball to warm up - but that's just a guess, since BB didn't get into the details of whatever mojo they do to the balls) have worn off, and that 1PSI has disappeared. Further, they did find about .5 PSI just from temperature change alone - which just about anybody who knows Boyle's Law can figure is pretty accurate.

Bill Nye and Wilson Ball dude completely ignored the ball prep angle, and completely attacked the weather and atmospheric pressure angle - never once did BB say that atmospheric pressure had a dang thing to do with it. But what they're arguing is impossible and what BB said happened are two different things.

In simpler terms, eff those guys, they're hacks.

you sound so stupid right now...I love it!

This guy is an idiot too, eh?

For the Patriots to blame a change in temperature for 15% lower-pressures, requires balls to be inflated with 125-degree air.